I wrote this @HuffPost Personal piece about Matthew Perry, our weirdly parallel lives — and how he gave me my second act. Thanks so much to @noahmichelson for his editing, encouragement and support! https://t.co/qOmAWTdERA

this international women's day, get her what she REALLY wants (a large moat around her primary place of residence)

Hill Country theater night. Heading over to S.T.A.G.E. to cheer on some friends — nothing better than supporting the weird and wonderful tribe that keeps live theater alive. 💜🎭

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not from neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

The trick to modeling isn’t being the prettiest girl in the room. The trick is knowing you’re the story. #quarterfinals

Congratulations to the @WimPlayers cast of The Outsider!

since I Love Lucy is trending, i think the absolute coolest thing about Lucille Ball is that she was so talented no one even remembers how hot she was and I think that’s #actorgoals

Fellow survivors, be very careful with that Neil Gaiman article. You already know what it says and it's not worth returning to that pain. It's a solid piece of exceptional journalism but if you don't want to read it, please don't.

are you a “can’t sleep without white noise” neurodivergent or an “I would rather perforate my own eardrums with a rusty icepick than listen to one more torturous minute of your motherforking rain sounds” neurodivergent

Just found out I was nominated for BroadwayWorld Austin’s Best Direction of a Musical for Legally Blonde at The Wimberley Players, which I directed last summer! To vote, PLEASE click here!: https://t.co/Vb4Ss45Ze9?

“Everyone say cheese - no, say Legally Blonde!” Come see the metaphorical 11-lb.-5-oz. directorial baby I’m about to birth at the Wimberley Players, opening July 12! My cast is ultra-talented and it’s going to be a blast. 🩷 #rehearsaloutfitoftheday #legallyblonde #directorlife

Come see Legally Blonde (directed by moi) at the @WimPlayers in Wimberley, TX, running July 12-Aug. 4! You won’t want to miss this incredible cast which includes some significant Texas State talent! Tickets below — but hurry, we’re 90% pre-sold already! https://t.co/cPa5HpZJTX

Editorial: Another low for Texas Lege: Failing special education students

@__ZeeS__ @reluctant_DMD @rob4lsu_1959 @jashanno @TheAmishDude @socialiststeve6 @redpocketaces So predatory lending should just continue, unregulated, and people either have to submit to it or never get an education? Why should the world only be available to the already rich?

My wife and I left graduate school 23 years ago with a combined total of $70,000 debt. Since then we've made $500 monthly payments for 23 years ($120,000+). Today, we still owe $60,000. Explain to me again why student loan debt shouldn't be cancelled.

My 9yr old’s struggling with Tourette’s. I told her @billieeilish has it, she was shocked “what? but she’s so cool!” to which I replied “so are you, baby!” PLEASE RT. Help get this to Billie! My DMs are open and an encouraging message would change her little world. ❤️ @finneas

me: politely demurs when Jehovah’s Witnesses come to the door and waves goodbye my 4yo, yelling after them: Go away! We don’t want any part of your bad ideas! We only like good ideas here!

I’m not a religious person so can someone tell me what part of the Bible this is?

move over Mariah, I am the queen of Christmas now and I will not be taking questions at this time

Yeah… I still remember seeing Darth Vader the first time too