Be quirky, be weird, be deep, be bookish, be whatever you are, but just make sure to be genuine and kind.

Today is Dewey Decimal System Day. You young kids have no idea what that is, but us older folks, we would Dewey decimal the fuck out of that system.

My friend’s father wrote this about her mom, Lou. He knew she was the one and he waited for her. They’ve been married for 54 years. Although I don't have 54 years ahead of me, I hope to experience love like Jim and Lou one day, regardless of how long I may have to wait.

But do you even lift bro?

If I'm quiet it's because you're talking too much.

💅🏻

Forget Netflix and chill Dateline and wine

Not to brag but I was a pervert before I got on twitter

You know those mental patients you hear about that escape from the psych ward? I'm pretty sure some of them are my friends on social media.

Can everyone stop tweeting, I'm trying to think of a tweet here.

Not flirt or anything BUT I'd get outta bed and make you a grilled cheese at 2 AM if you wanted one

Yes I'm talking to myself It's my favorite hobby

Hey girl..Please take longer to find that thing in your purse

My urologist is always trying to kiss me.

i legit feel bad for racists, it can't be easy storing all that stupidity in one head.

I was today years old

Yah I'm kind of that friend you have to expain to your other friends before they meet me

I miss you & I miss tiramisu

Old Twitter and chill.

Look in the mirror; that’s your only competition.