"Musk is—this Musk biographer has found, in hundreds of hours of listening to and reading him—inarticulate, ill-informed, and irritable in a way that is hard to watch."
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Some employees even showed up to work on Monday morning.
"I was literally standing outside trying to figure out why my badge wasn't working. Why is it that I can't log in?" said one employee, a single mom of three kids..."
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#musked
Elon Musk said Tesla is in talks to license its FSD technology to one major car OEM. Below, is a transcript of those talks:
Musk: Hey Ford, wanna license Tesla FSD?
Ford: GFY.
Musk: Nice talking to you!
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I may be overstepping here, but building cars in one of the highest labor countries in the world, and shipping to one of the poorest, lowest cost labor, countries in the world seems like something of a misfit...
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Tesla fires 14,000 employees with no notice. Tesla CEO Elon Musk demands massive $55B pay package reinstatement - in defiance of court ruling. Tesla stock at a 52 week lows.
It can't get any better than this for union organizers. They must be champing at the bit...
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Big if true:
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"The celebrity CEO doesn't want to announce it, but his company is going to stop producing the much ballyhooed truck. No one is buying it."
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#Tesla
@Tesla
#cybertruck
Tesla Glitch Forces Brad Pitt to Ditch Electric Vehicle
"The incident appears to have shaken the actor, who... has decided to avoid autonomous driving technology for the time being due to fears of a repeat accident."
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@JenniferHomendy
Just found out that the
@tesla
service center in Salt Lake City lost almost half their staff with this employee reduction. 😳😬😢
This layoff is going to affect owners and not in a good way. We are going to have to wait longer for service. 😔
Blind
As I have told you many times, the celebrity CEO has committed massive, criminal level fraud, in multiple aspects of his business. The reporters who broke this story were awarded a Pulitzer last week for their coverage of the CEO. Their sourcing is rock-solid
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Any guesses? This is a tough one...
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"This A list reality star who now acts and produces says she was given one of her vehicles by the company of the celebrity CEO. She would never have bought herself."
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@JCOviedo6
Best line in the Tesla Downgrade?
"The fact that Mr. Musk announced an unveiling of Robotaxi for Aug 8 in no way means the technology is ready."
Hahahahaha. No one believes Musk any longer...
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Editorial: Telsa Autopilot may be ‘unsafe at any speed’
“It’s very dangerous for motorcycles to be around Teslas,” concluded Missy Cummings, a professor of engineering & computing at George Mason University and a NHTSA senior safety adviser
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There is hope:
"What are teenagers problems with Tesla Cybertruck?"
"As I drive around in CT, most reactions are good/fun, but I’ve had several teenagers flip me off, yell “I hate your truck”, and just today, a girl roll down her window and just yell “Fuck You”.
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I'm surprised this wasn't solved during Tesla's, famous, exhaustive, testing regime....
"Tesla Cybertruck's Gigawiper Is Again in the Spotlight As Wiper Motors Fail Repeatedly"
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Tesla Layoffs: Elon Musk's EV Firm To Fire 693 Employees In Nevada
"Tesla Layoffs: The announcement follows Tesla's recent significant layoffs in Texas and California, which affected up to 6,020 employees
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Tesla Cybertruck: "Why do we tolerate this?"
1. Bricking due to charging issues/PCS/HV/harness
2. Bricking after car wash
3. Tonneau cover gap
4. Water damage to tonneau cover buttons
5. Overhead gear selector popping/dropping
6. Panels flying off
7-11 continued...
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Tesla Factory Shutdown Secured (saboteurs, they're everywhere...)
"Crews battling two-alarm fire at Tesla plant in Fremont
The blaze was reported just before 5 p.m. Monday at the plant on Fremont Boulevard"
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Always the same company...
"Tesla under investigation over Fremont factory toxic emissions, and faces lawsuit over alleged health harms
Profits more important than health, critic charges"
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Geeze...
3 Dead, 3 Critically Injured in Early Saturday Morning Car Collision
"A Tesla Model 3 veered off the road and slammed into an unoccupied building in the 2300 block of Foothill Boulevard."
@icapulet
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Building a low-cost $25k "peoples car" holds no interest for Musk. That's why there isn't one. It wasn't a business decision. The idea of a cheap car bores him. Instead, it's "Let's build a humanoid AI robot!"
How much more fun is that?
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My theory is that Elon doesn’t know how to run mature businesses in competitive markets. His pivot to AI and robots while running a car company with no new models on the horizon should be proof enough.
Tesla?
"Four people killed in Pleasanton vehicle crash"
"Livermore-Pleasanton Battalion Fire Chief Chris Jesberg said Thursday the four were in an electric passenger car that crashed into a tree and burst into flames."
@icapulet
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Tesla 8-K is out (not joking - this time). Curious that Tesla's General Counsel didn't sign it. The CFO did. Is the GC a goner? He signed the last one. No change on his LinkedIn, FWIW...
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FrUD's Take:
"This is such a strange situation for a major company like Tesla to be in. With any other company or CEO, you would think that the board would be all over these conflicts of interest, but not with Tesla and Elon."
Strange? Yeah, strange and illegal..
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Any guesses? I'm stumped.
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"The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though."
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BREAKING!!!
So, this looks like some big news:
"And we don’t know which specific teams will be most or least affected by Tesla’s layoffs, but two well-known Tesla executives are now missing the “Tesla-affiliated” badge on twitter – Drew Baglino and Rohan Patel."
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Tesla driver on Autopilot caused fatal Highway 522 crash, police say
"The driver was reportedly on his phone with his Tesla on Autopilot on Friday when he crashed into Jeffrey Nissen, killing him."
@JenniferHomendy
@lizadixon
#Autonowashing
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Tesla Chair, Robyn Denholm looks to be raising cash to buy yet another donut chain. This will be the third donut chain she has bought this year...
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Tesla employees in Austin blindsided by layoffs
“Your last working day will be today. Effective now, you will not need to perform any further work and therefore will no longer have access to Tesla systems and physical locations."
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#musked
It's surprising that Tesla just laid off over 500 people from the Supercharger team, especially since they're supposed to be expanding the Supercharger network to keep up with the growing number of Teslas on the road. It makes no sense.
Here's my theory: Tesla's 4680 battery…
"A system that Tesla says “enhances safety and convenience behind the wheel” is tied to hundreds of injuries and multiple deaths, an investigation from federal authorities found."
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via
@lmtonline
How bad are Tesla's Q1 numbers going to be? So bad, we get a BS Semi Truck pump - one day before the numbers are to be released. That's how bad Tesla's Q1 numbers are going to be...
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BREAKING: THE U.S. SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION (S.E.C.) ANNOUNCES THE ADDITION OF 14,000 WHISTLEBLOWERS TO ITS ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS OF TESLA AND CEO ELON MUSK
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Translation:
"Dear Father and Mother: College is going great. I'm studying very hard, and miss you both so much. Please wire cash ASAP."
" Your loving son, Elon"
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BREAKING: ELON MUSK LOWERS THE AX DURING A DRUG-FUELED ALL-NIGHTER. AGAIN...
“At 3:34 AM, my nearly 8 year journey at Tesla came to an end."
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Vote against Musk Crime Family:
"Conclusion: In light of these myriad concerns, we urge you to vote against the reelection of Kimbal Musk and James Murdoch and against the ratification of the 2018 Elon Musk Pay Package at the upcoming AGM."
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This is going to be amazing...
"Tesla plans to launch a robotaxi network in 2020"
“I feel very confident predicting that there will be autonomous robotaxis from Tesla next year, Musk said."
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Three Killed, Three Rushed To Hospital, From Pasadena Tesla Crash
"Investigators planned to look into whether the Tesla’s autopilot feature was engaged at the time of the crash."
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#Tesla
@Tesla
FrUD: "So long, Franz..."
"Electrek has learned that Musk also gutted Tesla’s cathode material manufacturing team in Texas."
"Several sources confirmed that there are rumors around Tesla that the vehicle engineering and design departments are next."
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Folks, today was my final earnings call with Tesla.
About a month ago, I spoke with Elon and Vaibhav, to announce that I’m going to be retiring from the world of investor relations and moving on. I’ll be helping out for another couple of months or so, to make sure that there’s a…