This is the truth.

Fixed it for you, @nytimes

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

https://t.co/egQY69tcPA My puzzle in the FT yesterday

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

Looks like Sideshow Bob is in town.

Aurora in Cambridge

🇪🇺 Thousands marching through the heart ❤️ of London for Rejoin EU, yet where’s the coverage? 🤔 🤫 Nothing from @BBCNews, @SkyNews, @ITV, @Channel4, @channel5_tv @LBCNews SILENCE. 🤐 But if it’s a handful of people for almost any other cause, they’d be ALL over it! The media

Appears @X and @elonmusk aren’t happy with Donald’s performance and are limiting the reach of #KamalaWonBigly Pls 💙 and share if you see this.

https://t.co/0e7Pk1HIjz

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. World map according to fish

So much about the immigration and asylum system is just completely unknown to people day to day. Some examples:

92% of people under 25, and 67% of people in the UK wish to rejoin the EU. RT if you are one.

Ha. The irony.

Only for your mates in the oil companies.

‘Fat blonde cunty one, the lettuce one and the little one - all gone, yes?’

Worth a punt.

We are the 4th most viewed Tactical choices on https://t.co/u25zkIPf8s - and they are clear - only a vote for @IanSollom can beat the Tories here in St Neots & Mid Cambridgeshire. Share the tactical vote news with your friends & neighbours We can do this 🙌🙌 #VoteLibDem

Gideon Levy delivers one of the greatest speeches in modern history…🇮🇱🇵🇸

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has