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decided to split a payment for a $60 Amazon purchase over 4 months to see what would happen and my credit score went up THIRTY NINE POINTS because of it
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baby got diagnosed with being a baby
I know Munchausen by Proxy gets thrown around a lot, but you can’t convince me that isn’t the case here.
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if you look at his IG he’s constantly around family and just announced his wife is pregnant, he’s drinking beer for lunch, he’s fine
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my latest obsession is the woman on tiktok whose boyfriend of 8 years bought a house solely in his name and is making her remodel it and pay half the expenses…like girl you’re getting his house ready for him and his future wife (it’s not gonna be you)
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you don’t see a lot of children with broken arms in casts these days like you would when we were growing up
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don’t let ancient greek gay pedophile twitter find this
Wild how these soccer women look like straight up dudes sometimes
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>be me age 13 online
>get friendship groomed by 18 year old boy
>find out all his pics were of a famous emo model
>turns out it was actually a 13 year old girl
>why couldn’t we have just been friends normally ??
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everyone coming in to the room to meet their new grandchild viewing the scene solely through their phone cameras is so dystopian i can’t
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she was made in the instagram lab where everything’s sexual but nothings sexy
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is she supposed to take her boobs off? hang them up with her coat?
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finally broke the 700s by financing something for the first time in my life
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literally any time a guy asked me to “chill” or “hangout” or “go for a drive” or “come over” i just thought it meant they wanted to be friends with me or get to know me
up until i was like 21 years old i unironically didn’t believe that casual sex was real. i thought it was just something that happened on tv shows
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she’s a grown woman who can do what she wants but my problem with this statement is that i have eyes and can see
"Horrified" by plastic surgery claims, The Boys star Erin Moriarty has announced her departure from social media.
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the biggest lesson i have for 18-22 year old women is that if the guy you’re seeing threatens to kill himself if you leave, just call the cops on him. call an ambulance.
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stepping outside the building every 2 hours like a smoker for a racism break
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isn’t the act of booking an appointment and showing up for it kind of automatic consent for a haircut
Can you imagine how exhausting it’d be having to be like this? Is this what these people really want?
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go ahead. keep making the quality worse to try and get me to switch to airpods. i’ll just keep buying.
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sometimes i think some people clean just to make other people feel dirty
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we were friends for 2 years messaging like every day and there was no content even remotely sexual or inappropriate we’d literally just talk about harry potter and lord of the rings and plants and stuff so it’s not like she was even lesbian so like what was the point of that
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men will work as engineers and fix components that are millimeters in size with absolute precision for a living but wrap christmas presents like they have end stage parkinson’s disease
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>get invited to NYE party by family member
>get excited because they never want to do anything outside their church
>i got tricked into going to church
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@silvrValentne
goes home to a home he owns, doesn’t work long hours, i don’t see a problem here
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if travis kelce was dating sydney sweeney and she was on the big screen every 2 minutes do you think men would still be mad or
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i got wrongfully put on birth control when i was a teenager and for the 3 months i was on it i was attracted to Lin Manuel Miranda
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how many other sad 25 year old new homeowners sat on their front porch for hours last night hoping trick or treaters would show up but none did :(
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can we get dylan involved in the car market because these prices are too damn high
Beer sales plummeting to lowest level in 24 years amid Dylan Mulvaney fiasco
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my IG feed is probably about 50% just spanish pictures of this breed of cow and i don’t know why
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my autistic ass really thought these men actually wanted to play a board game with me 😭😭😭
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if you’re in favor of andrew tate being in prison you also better be in favor of the Pornhub CEO and any adult site CEOs/owners/operators going to prison too
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i want them all in jail this tweet was directed at lib men who spout how terrible andrew tate is then go cuck themselves to porn multiple times a day
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her husband is a recovering extreme porn addict who abused her for not looking like porn stars after she gave birth so honestly I don’t fault this kind of behavior
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male waitresses, Call of Duty players, photographers who think nudity is the height of art, bass players, bass fishers, bartenders, male gynecologists, anyone who went to college on scholarship, car guys, motorcyclists, day traders, Ben Shapiro subscribers, rentcels
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finding out a man has 200+ hours on a video game illicits the same reaction in women that finding out a girl has 200 bodies does for men
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if he’s serious it’ll get him he’ll get the help he needs. if he’s manipulating you, it’ll show his true colors and give you clear evidence of it
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my 55 year old lab nurse who stinks of cigarettes: perfect blood draws and IVs from normal location, barely noticeable, 10/10
2023 new grad nurses: 2 burst veins, IV fluid leaking into tissue, burning pain, claim i have no veins, end up putting IV in my thumb????
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two guys on a date where i’m having lunch. chinese twink and large white man. pda, hand holding, face caressing. all of a sudden the small one asks “so how’s your wife enjoying nashville”
>we must cage DL men
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in fairness i didn’t consent to these bangs in april 2023 despite paying $200+ and showing up
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@pulpy_fiction
I don’t plan on letting anyone post photos of my baby without consent, the internet is too weird
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“dad bods” are such a bogus concept like you didn’t carry and birth a child and put your body through probably the most challenging human experience bitch you’re just fat
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they clock my autism before i even speak and then i am excluded from the chance of friendship but one day i would love this
As a woman, you need to be friendship-maxxing.
You need to be cultivating deep female friendships built on mutual respect, love, and admiration.
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y’all have no idea what it was like to live through this moment in the NYU dorms
Woman screams 'NO' as Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th President of the United States
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are you really autistic or does your lack of social awareness and general coldness just stem from your german heritage
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@LoneWolfLawn
40 hours paid then the option of 80 hours (2 weeks unpaid) then you have to come back or lose your job
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i typed this while driving and realize it doesn’t make any sense but i don’t care
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@nrfmedia
I was taught the first way too but living within my means, paying in full, and only buying things i could afford outright had my credit score stuck in the 600s lmao
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i was 185lbs here. none of you can even come close to matching my muscle density
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pouring bottled water into a reusable cup will never not be insane behavior to me
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also for the right wing men that are vehemently anti-porn but really like andrew tate?
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taylor swift walking into travis kelce’s mere million dollar home for the first time
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she’s like 110lbs and he can’t lift her??? i’ve had it with these men
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babe wake up it’s time for your 2:17am LED ringlight exposure
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many men are pedophiles hope this helps
Honest question. What's with the obsession with anime girls? Especially asking the people on the right. They all look like seductively dressed little girls. Am I missing something? Why?
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if only these children were in a learning establishment that could teach them how to tell the time
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i feel like men think us women are unfunny simply because our sense of humor is too evolved and advanced for them to understand
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@jazzguineapig
i considered the former several years after the fact and looked her up and she’s still cis and in a hetero relationship so I’m thinking either the latter or just extreme insecurity in her identity back then
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we should bring back the house phone. you should have to call a girls parents and ask to speak to her. none of this “snapchat”
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i do feel like it’s somewhat ungodly to trick a catholic into going to a 2 hour long eastern orthodox ceremony but who knows
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tap the sign
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i always wonder how they decide who the front girls will be. is it a battle royale? is it rock paper scissors? is it whoever has the most IG followers?
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