annie
@sweetndpolite
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i will never be able to put into words just how much i loved @SquidDad, but i think this is a close testament.
girls will watch superbad, jackass, etc for the right boy.
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up early thinking about 1974 estée lauder solid perfume mussel necklace
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“I never see you at the club” i never see you by the river !!.
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i imagine this feels really good for the rock. like a touchless car wash
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one time i watched a man unscrew every lightbulb in the ceiling at this mcdonald's and then when the manager saw and asked him why he did that he said 'oh it wasn't me that's weird' while still holding all the lightbulbs.
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if you call people "tweakers" i think you may actually be the problem.
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when christian first passed away and i didn't know what to do with myself so i paid for icloud+ just to be sure i would never lose our thousands of texts lol
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the colloquial 'girls girl' is so interesting to me because the women who have been the most kind and compassionate towards me have never used that phrase. it just shows in their actions and how they cultivate friendship and an alliance with other women.
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now that i've quit my job i can share that one time i was going to take someone's blood pressure and when they rolled up their sleeve a knife fell out and me not knowing how to proceed just asked if they could put the knife up their other sleeve.
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bwehhh sheep
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i didn't like your tweet actually i loved it and i love you. i look for you in everything and find you there as well.
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if people who have never done sex work keep writing think-pieces about anora i'm going to start writing about college basketball.
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have nothing productive to contribute to the iud discourse as i would also be skipping down the street if i was having sex with someone i love everyday.
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last day in mexico. a man stole $20 from me and i was too shy to speak up i just said gracias.
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you are not some beacon of light and wisdom when your compassion for others suddenly runs dry as soon as they are street active and using substances.
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i heard they're putting me down on the twitter girl spreadsheet for having big naturals and not shutting up about my stamp collection.
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'girls girls' don't call themselves that or separate themselves from other women me thinks.
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just got the call, i’m fired. i was the DEI coordinator at the united states postal service. my job was licking all the stamps.
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not sure why bpd women get such a bad rep. just because i need the furrow of my brow and both eyelids kissed each night before bed by someone who is not evil. .
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what the hell sure :).
i love autistic people.
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when my father was in the hospital last april not doing well and i was so sad i walked 45 minutes in the rain to see the cherry blossoms at uoft
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oh i can explain the gap in my resume. i was dry humping my pillow.
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would never happen in sweetndpolite, france.
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unfriendly reminder that kamala harris opposed a ballot measure to end sex worker arrests, spearheaded getting backpage shut down (which ended up being a death knell for women working in the sex trade) and raised convictions for non-violent drug related crimes by 18%.
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i'm so sad i have to practice my arch in front of a mirror about this.
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wtf put them back.
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little vintage avon soap box <3
how does everyone store their decants and samples?.i'm thinking i'd like to organise mine my house but i'd love to see some pictures for inspiration!
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let the record show sabrina carpenter did the motorboat juno position after i posted my-.
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my bad will not happen again mr gaping asshole.
Is that like scandalous or something. Idk what the point of this post is.
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i'm going to be the first woman to pivot from sex worker to social worker to train conductor.
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i don't collect matchboxes because i'm on the spectrum!! i collect stamps because i'm on the spectrum.
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paul mescal it seems i've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard.
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okay.
@sweetndpolite Thank you, idgaf. Had em hairy, smooth and balled, even with stubble. If it doesn't have toilet paper or a tampon in it. pretty much going to lick it from the butthole to the clit!.
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:(.
Annie Stinks. United Kingdom, Outgoing Passenger Lists, 1890-1960.
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wore tiny white pointelle cami with no bra to the antique market and got lots of bargains. many such cases.
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i bestow you all with one of my most prized possessions: lucky crab rock christian gave me
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do you like women dr. louks.
Truly hilarious reading everyone pitching themselves as potential partners in the QTs of that photo I posted yesterday. I feel like I’ve gotten to know some of you quite well! 😂.
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two years ago tonight we spoke for the last time before you fell asleep and i've been missing you ever since @SquidDad
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i wish more women on here knew they didn't have to be right wing grifters. they could be stamp posting. it could be something beautiful.
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i personally would be delighted to get 200 likes on a photo of my tits.
Posting your tits for 200 likes oh honey get another job.
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everyone loves when i call someone a weasel they say annie please more weasels.
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i am not putting my boobs in a book you put your boobs in a book.
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reverse missionary where i get on top n tell you God isn’t real.
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a mummy deer and her fawn racing to the island during low tide the other day
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