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A list of some of the best drug Tv series... Which is your favorite?
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When you overthink everything and you end up hurting your own feelings😑
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Massive respect to all our teachers who gave us our scripts like this😤
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A list of few of the best movies released in 2020... Which is your favorite?
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The moment a guy tries to take off his babe's underwear while she's sleeping for early morning 🍆 but surprisingly, she slightly raise up her hips for easy removal😍😍
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A thread of business oriented movies.... Which is your favorite?
1 The Banker vs Wolf of Wall street
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Money isn't everything but you need to have money for you to say that .
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A thread of 16 of the best animated movies ever.... Which is your favorite from each?
1. COCO VS. MOANA
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I borrowed my friend money for facial surgery and now I can't identify her😪😪
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When a girl is on her period and she sits on top of the table, does the table become a Periodic table?🤔🤔
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Some of the best rated action Tv series... Which is your favorite?
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Sorry to disturb ur scrolling😊We don't know each other but I wish you all the best in life and may things work out in ur favour this week.🙏
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A thread of crime/gangster bosses in movies... Which one was more coordinated?
1. Thomas Shelby vs James St Patrick
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Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they can't do without cocks 🤔🤔
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How come our lips don't touch when we say ''touch" but they touch when we say "separate"??🤔🤔
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Three bedroom flat for a guy that's not married doesn't make sense.
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Mum: wake up its sunrise.
Me: So what am I suppose to do, perform Photosynthesis?? 😴😴
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A thread of TV shows that should have ended in season 1.
1. EMPIRE Money Heist
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Me: Visits grandma
Grandma: Your food is on the dinning.
Me: Grandma I'm not hungry
Grandma:
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A day's definitely coming when we'll be able to afford everything that we want in life🤲🤲
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Babe, you owe nobody a handsome boyfriend. Be proud of your Monkey 😘😘
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A thread of movies with similar plot/story... Which is your favorite from each?
1. Olympus has fallen vs White house down
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Nigerians when Nigerians when
Naira marley Vs Cardi B visited
Visited the the Strip club
Strip Club
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If Sex before marriage is a Sin, does that make sex after marriage a Cos or a Tan🤔🤔
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Babe, when you finally find that true man you want to settle with, please reevaluate the type of friends you hang with cause some of them won't let you be a good woman.
Same goes with you guy🙄
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If being single was a sport 😤😤😤
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Some of the funniest action movies... Which was your favorite?
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Layi's office is under a tree, meanwhile, one random boy somewhere we don't know, just bought benz worth 100million.
Unpopular opinion : Skit Making in Nigeria is a money laundering scheme!!!!
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Instead of cheating, why don't you just leave the relationship??
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A list of top gangster family crime series... Which one from each is your favorite??
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January is the best month too pay bride price. Right now families Are broke they will accept Any Amount..
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Maybe one day i’ll meet someone who'll look at me and sees forever.
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Most relationship won't have issues if the main girl understands that the heart is for her alone while the D is for the entire female masses.🚶♂️
Is the volume okay?
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Stuck between "I don't wanna feel that type of hurt again" and " I wanna feel that type of love again". 😥
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A thread of movie film tricks that looked so real on the big screen.
1. THE AVENGERS
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Guys, When she enters the street to buy bread with oversized slippers, shirt,and she's on short, Bro, respect yourself, Don't WOO her, she's in boo's house😒😒
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My relationship be moving so well that I'm even thinking of opening another Branch🤤🤤
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When you just finished a maths exam only to find out your calculator has been on radian the whole time☻
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Imagine earning a salary of 200k and your child's school fees is 150k, then you hear him say 1+2= 12
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What if sleeping is our natural state and we only wake up just to gather information to continue our dream life😒😒
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Guys, y'all deserve a lady that gets wet just by looking at you. Not that 2hrs foreplay Sahara desert type of lady. 🚶♂️🚶♂️
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I took this photo of this young man while at the bank yesterday. I had a stressful day, got to the UBA branch along gbagada expressway with the queue...
This man didn't just help ease transactions I wanted to make, he was super fast with other customers which is rare.
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If you have a girlfriend that faithful to you, bro, cherish and appreciate her, don't ever let her go. We have just 9 of them left in the world.
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Take good care of your reputation, cause it's going to live longer than you.
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We would get angry whenever we are asked to go to bed when we were kids, but now sleep is like a long vacation we crave every now and then😑😑
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Who's a better striker... Don't fail your ancestors.
Rt for martial like for Giroud
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There are only two days in our entire lifetime that are not up 24hrs, the day we're born and the day we die.
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If I put a hotdog in the refrigerator, is it still a hot dog or does it become a chilldog?🤔🤔
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The main reason she cheats is cause after 1st Round, you sleep like you have been Shot dead..🙄🙄
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Whoever added this commentary cannot make heaven. What a goal😭😭😭
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If you know you cheated on your partner this year without getting caught. We re having our Thanksgiving service this morning at our various church branches.
Signed: Board of management 🚶♂️🚶♂️
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A thread of some of the best war TV series ever.... Which is your favorite from each?
1. Vikings vs Strike back
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Why are you still keeping your Exes number?
Don't scroll pass, I'm talking to you🙄🙄
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Lecturer: Any question?
Me: Sir, if the earth is estimated to be over 4.5 billion years old, how are we still in just 2019?
Lecturer:
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If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times. Don't be ungrateful by ghosting them at your best time.🗣🗣🗣🗣
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A thread of very good TV show crime lawyers... Who would you rather have on your team?
1. Harvey Specter vs Annalise Keating
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Garbage truck in my country 😪😪
Please don't even ask me how this thing is moving 😤😤
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The only artist in DMW that honestly deserves Artiste of the year alongside Burna or Wizkid too is Mayorkun. None other.
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I have my own apartment, a car and a personal business worth millions. You, what do you have?
Me:
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JS 1 - i want to be a Doctor
SS 1 - i want to be a lawyer
University - An engineer
10yrs later: contact me for ur plain and patterns, iTunes, creams, wigs, shoes, Make overs, nails fixing, pure water, biscuits, stock fish, cakes, recharge cards...😩😩
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Who made it compulsory for suya to be sold at evening?? Why can't I have it as breakfast😑
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People say pride kills. So if you tell a person to swallow his/her pride, does that mean you're asking the person to commit suicide??🤔
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If my rent expires on April fools day, does it really expire🤔🤔
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Do blind people dream? If yes, can they see it🤔🤔
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A guy would dump a girl for cheating and end up picking up another girl that was dumped for cheating🙄♻️♻️
And vise versa 😒
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I have successfully wasted 2months, 10 more to go.😪😪
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Top 4 music album of the year, which is your favorite?
Burna boy- Twice as tall
Wizkid - Made in Lagos
Olamide - Carpe Diem
Patoranking - Three
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Babe, after 10years of dating you, i just discovered that we're not compatible. It's over between us. I'm very sorry.
Reply as a boyfriend/girlfriend
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What's your current relationship status?
⭕Single
⭕In a relationship
⭕Married
⭕Engaged
⭕Divorced
⭕God when
⭕Fwb
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My Ex girlfriend use to tell me " babe, I don't wanna lose you " and I'll be feeling like a rare foreign investor. That sentence was my mumu button then. The girl use that sentence scam me inside life. Temitope, wherever you re, no matter how many rounds u go, you no go cum o😭😭
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How come we can hear our thoughts when we was made to believe thoughts have no sound?
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If scientists claim the sun's so hot nothing can get so close to it, Will it be more safer if they visit at night🤔
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Drop whatever it is that disturbs your peace of mind, it's not worth holding on to.
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Teacher: Spell ORANGE
Me: The color or the fruit sir?
Teacher:
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I saw a book titled "how to solve 50% of your problems" I bought two of the book to make it 100%😤😤😤
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Some of the most scary horror movies.. Which was your favorite?
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Please i need 17 people to come to my house, lets watch a movie together. I wanted to watch alone but it says 18 and above😑
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Why are cowboys called cowboys when they ride horses, shouldn't they be riding cows🤔🤔
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Dear fat people,
You don't have to get angry when someone call you fat, you guys are bigger than that. Just walk away🚶🏻♂️🚶🏻♂️
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