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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I hate being on a table with a guy that calculates everything. If you don’t have money stay at home pls..it’s fvcking embarrassing 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Ladies!! You staying or you leaving??
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
use the extra 1M to get proper acne treatment for yourself.. You need it more
@itsSh0la
Shola 👑
4 months
Lol If you’ve spent at least 5M in the past 6 months, just drop your statement of account in my email, and get free 1M rich woman. You have 30 minutes.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
you're making all these noise because I did not agree to sleep with you
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
So I cannot spend 3 days in a hotel with my male friend if I have a boyfriend?????
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
You’re not a yahoo boy, you’re just a THIEF !
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
All those men that live alone but still go to their mum's every weekend to collect soup and stew....lol bachelor oshi
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
men are so shameless, how'd you be toasting 2 roommates at the same time??
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
2 months
Imagine dating someone who has to wait for payday 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
once you lose a good woman, you’ll never find another one!
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Hold on to a guy who gives you an orgasm, most guys aren't good at that!
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Even mummy’s boy too is talking, pls shut it and sit down let independent people talk
@KingOpeOfAbj
King Ope of ABJ 🔥
4 months
@simplegbemi I mean… I wouldn’t agree to sleep with someone who asked me to add the whole of my savings to a dinner bill too. No mind am
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Broke men are crying
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Imagine being introduced to someone you already slept with lol
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I love a deliberate man who takes initiative. Shower me with gifts and financial gestures, consider ways to alleviate my hassles. If you want me, let your actions speak for you!
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
Men never get bored of pictures. You have seen me 10709283 times and still want me to send more pictures daily.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Limit your chat with broke men.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
WHEN YOU MARRY THE MAN; YOU MARRY THE WHOLE FAMILY
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
@mniqueayrinne Yeah, the rug looks very clean
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Men will find you attractive enough to sleep with but not for a relationship lol. Silly people 🤣🤣🤣
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
if you treat your woman right, trust me she’ll never cheat.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
Buying a man gift is so difficult, what do y'all even like? 🫤
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
In Lagos, being 'classy' is basically splurging on expensive yet mediocre food, paying top dollar for local designer labels, and flaunting flashy, overworn designer pieces. Never mind they're eating “cooked sushi and goat meat stew labeled "mutton curry” 😭😭
@preshbaby01
Kofoworola💜
4 months
What's the wildest thing you've seen in lagos ?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
@temiszn With that your face? The audacity 🤣
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Ignore your man for 2 days and you'll find him in a six months relationship
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Except it's giving you money, happiness, peace of mind or orgasm, it's not worth your time.
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Insecure men are already crying
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
You’ll decide to manage a guy not that rich and they’ll still have the audacity to cheat! money he was supposed to spoil me with, instead he was wasting money to womanize and buy adult contents from one big influencer..checked his laptop one day and saw contents from allurie, I…
@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Broke men cheat the most!
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Why is it very rare to see the first born and second born child so close?
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Girls body shaming other girls is disgusting
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
men cheat and we forgive them. But when it is our turn they want to break up why?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
orgasms. money. peace. Manifesting 🧘🏽‍♀️
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Nothing sweeter than ignoring a fine nigga that thinks he's every woman's choice 😭
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Asking for a DNA test means you don’t trust your partner! that means y’all shouldn’t even be having a baby together!
@abazwhyllzz
𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫
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What opinion about DNA TEST will get you in this position.
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
To all the men that sent me money today, I just want to say a very big thank youuuu 🥹🥹😘🙏🏽
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
@Wizebaba If at all, for how much extra? You should not be bothered about the small change
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Men that don’t talk too much >>>>
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
All the men I rejected just dey build house anyhow dey make millions upon millions 😭
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
29 days
How to hurt a guy: Stay quiet during sex
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
It’s Saturday. Remember to video call your Yoruba boyfriend, especially Tunde. He could be getting married
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I’m a woman who is hungry for success, not a woman who is hungry for a successful man.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
As a Nigerian pls what's the difference between suit and coat?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
@TheLenny_ He should sit at home if he doesn’t have enough
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
6 days
Before you enter my DM, you should ask yourself, “do I have money?”
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
Letting your male bestie practice his strokes on you so he doesn't disappoint his gf >>>>>>>
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
2 months
Niggas fear pregnancy more than they fear AIDS
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I need to be touched inappropriately by someone I love 😩
@Tee_shine1
Tee_shine
4 months
What do you need right now?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
If an embarrassing item falls out of your bag in public, what would it be?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Not me up this early to cook for this man 🫢🫠
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Advantages of having you as a sneaky link?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Do you really like me or you just want to sleep with me?🧐
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Depression doesn't always manifest as profound sadness; at times, it involves witnessing a waning passion for things you once loved, and not being able to reclaim that connection
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Imagine being introduced to someone you already slept with.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I just hope Mummy Zee husband continues to remain faithful to her o, because men that have money cheat the most!
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
Wore jeans and tight to this stingy man’s house today 🤣
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
His meat deep down my throat 😩
@juliethardt
J Girl
4 months
WHEN YOU DRUNK WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU BE WANTING 🧐
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
If I'm going from ikoyi to agbara and I want to get there by 10am like what time should i leave the house?
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
@amaratomi The broke ones are crying 🤣
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
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my ass is so fat it scares me.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Babies don't brush for the first one year+ of their lives yet their mouth don't smell. Why?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I hate Lagos😭 someone tried to drag my wig off my head from bike this afternoon 😩😩
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Sexually, Nigerian men are a 2/10
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Stop calling your busy friends fake we aren't 16 anymore people have responsibilities
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Unrelated but, thanks to my dad, I can’t remember the last time I was broke 💗
@Jayysen_
Heisjayy 𝕏
4 months
A broke woman once said?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
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One thing about God? He will always show up for me
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
The older I get the more I appreciate how I was raised and who raised
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Having your own money and being able to afford anything you want>>>>>>>>>
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Gbemi 🦋💕
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I love kissing so much 😭
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
If you don’t save your wife, then you don’t deserve to have one
@stfukhaleed
Khalid 💸
4 months
If your wife and mother is drowning who will you save first?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I’ll never be ready for any Monday in my life
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
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Gbemi 🦋💕
5 months
Unpopular friendship opinion?
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Gbemi 🦋💕
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Pls, not everyone on twitter is from Lagos, okay?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
If womanizing still excites you at this age, then you need help.
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
My friend that 'hates' men just got engaged 😭🤣
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
a relationship should be 50/50. he buys hoodies, and I steal them
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
i need a new crush mine dont like me back
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Just remembered going out with this guy & his boys and realized he wasn’t the guy in charge 🤣🤣
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Your mum’s side of the family is always the better side tbh
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Who wants to recreate? text me🫠
@_freddymack
Rasta Imposta
4 months
My girl >>>>
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I dislike loud people so much!
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Gbemi 🦋💕
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what scares you about marriage ?
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Gbemi 🦋💕
2 months
girls have options, I tell you this a lot, but there's always one idiot you just want 🥹🥲
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
He was hoarding take away plates. Those oil stained ugly ones, over 100 pieces in his kitchen 😩
@FoluShaw
Folu 🚀
3 months
What the silliest reason you didn’t date someone?
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Once had a friend who cooked egusi and fufu and brought to my bf's house 8.40pm in a lingerie. Unfortunately i was around and we all ate the food in silence.…😭
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Broke men cheat the most!
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Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Under 23 boys <<<<
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
I feel you, My dad is literally the reason I survive 😭
@Veremthegreat
VEREM🔭
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This woman just wants to spoil my hustle 😪
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Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
Where are you spending your Friday night??
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Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
I just want to sleep, let me just be sleeping please
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
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I like 'em skinny, tall and handsome.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Good morning beautiful people 🫶🏽💕
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
1 month
Do men want space or attention when they're angry?
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Tough times don’t last but tough people do 🫶🏽
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
3 months
The easiest way to waste money, is by clubbing
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
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Abbreviation doesn't save your data. Text like a living thing.
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@simplegbemi
Gbemi 🦋💕
4 months
Everyone on this app lowkey pushing 30 or already 30+ Lmfaoo
@mister_ade5
Bayo Otedola
4 months
1994 babies can’t believe this year 🙊
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