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Just a The Weeknd,wizkid,Anime lover.Messi is my Goat🐐 .| Dm for ads & pr 24/7📩. 🧍‍♀️13k?

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@tess_szn
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“Prayer for Nigeria in distress” since primary school no difference
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@tess_szn
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Sometimes your friends don’t consider themselves as close to you as you do to them
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a hard to swallow pill is that?
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The process of cheating is too long to be a mistake
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I have saved my life
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Guysssss!!! how much have you saved this year??
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I think they’re some clothes you shouldn’t wear if you’re not entering a car
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Bolt drivers will be asking “should I follow the map ?” No follow your heart please
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@tess_szn
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If your birthday is 1st January, you can never say your birthday was last year
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Tell me a random fact.
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If you’re broke and unemployed,don’t go into any relationship Basic things like date ,hangout,gift etc requires money.
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“What unpopular opinion can put you in this position?”
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“Because I don’t have money” is a valid reason to decline an outing
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The unnecessary anger that comes with being broke is always funny
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@tess_szn
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Not everyone is qualified to know your house ,some friendship should end on the road ,school ,church etc
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What is that life hack you think everyone should know?
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Why don’t we use baby prams in Nigeria?
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Can you walk pass here confidently?
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@tess_szn
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That’s true I should do that ,make my original type C charger no cause fight among my kinsmen
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At age 25, you suppose dey update your will.
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Two unemployed lovers are expecting gift from each other
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@tess_szn
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Last borns are the most understanding people in the world and very kind
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@tess_szn
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One day, we Nigerians will understand that bad government aside, we’re very terrible people
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@tess_szn
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Leaving the house and coming back without bumping into anyone you know >>>>
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Switching off the bathroom light while your siblings is inside >>>>
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@tess_szn
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Sharwama isn’t meant to be shared
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What opinion about food will have you like this?
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@tess_szn
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“Reacted to your chat” something must be wrong with your head
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@tess_szn
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If you’re keeping me in your circle to clear your debt Please remove me
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if you cannot make 3 calls to clear ₦100k debt, you need to change your circle.
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@tess_szn
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I find it really difficult to accept help and compliment, or just kindness in general. i feel entitled to repay them back.
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what’s the biggest ick you have about yourself?
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I don’t think first year of marriage is for having kids
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Right after Nysc you will discover that your daddy has no connection
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Men who don’t post so many selfies are usually the most good looking ones in real life
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@tess_szn
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To leave Nigeria is expensive To stay in Nigeria is expensive Only God can help us
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@tess_szn
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Once i discover you don't like wizkid SoundMan Vol.2 EP,I’ll cut you off immediately.
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Life is too short to pretend you hate Wizkid
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@tess_szn
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Nobody supports you more than a social media friend that you’ve never met
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“Once you finish waec , you will play from now till tomorrow sef” MR Bala you lied
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God Free African parents from the shackles of caring what others think
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Catarrh is one terrible sickness people don’t talk about .it’s very terrible to experience
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Bag i no secure, book i no read, relationship i no get
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@tess_szn
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Some men feel worthless without money 💔
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Based on your physical appearance what tribe do people mistake you for?
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Fine boy privilege exists. There’s just one reason you’ve never experienced it 🌝
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For someone who is unemployed, I spend too much on data
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I’m playing wizkid song , you’re sending me voice vote, I should pause wizkid for you 🙄?
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I’m sorry but “Gist me” is a very dumb way to hold a conversation
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What comes to your mind when you see this?
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Do you ever pretend you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed?
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One thing I’ve never doubted is that I’m loved at home 🫶🏾
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“Thank you” sounds more genuine than “Thanks”
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I don’t understand how people don’t like staying indoors. I absolutely love it .so peaceful
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Do you guys detect tone changes from texting?
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People don’t understand you can have rich parents and still be broke
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You’re about to eat this food and you receive a breakup message what’s your next move ?
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What’s your signature move when you like someone ?
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Making plans with no money and trusting the universe >>
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Dark mode,privacy screen,DND,silent mode,Turn off read receipt What’s your problem?
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You’re too broke to be forming lowkey/ mysterious
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Once you start the conversation with “can we be friends”.you’ve lost
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Ceiling challenge Winner
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This ceiling challenge officially has a winner.And I doubt if anybody have posted this video 🤗
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Who will call you if they don’t hear from you in 24hrs ?
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I feel Your parents relationship really do determine your view about love
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Thank you Wizkid for saving us this year🙏
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We automatically friends if you listen to?
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You’re stuck in an elevator with the last artist you listened to,who are you stuck with?
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You will be updating someone you regard as a friend ,happenings in your life and major moves and all ,and they will keep you in the dark about theirs .SMH
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I have never seen a first born who’s broke,they’re always rich
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“If she loves me ,she will text me” He thought She thought the same The End
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Male friends really ruin everything by telling you they like you 💀
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From my mouth to God’s ear .I’ll have everything that I desire and need
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That hot jollof rice and cold salad combo
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Data money is miracle money .No matter how broke you are ,you must find data money
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That’s better Getting aired on your class group chat 💀
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getting aired on twitter is definitely more painful than on other apps
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Dating Twitter people must be tough You will just come online and see that the person you like has tweeted some embarrassing things
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+1🎉❤️
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Most people just go ahead and starve because of laziness to cook
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Can I skydive in Nigeria?
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Crocs are unnecessarily expensive in my own opinion
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“Come give me babe” As per human trafficking
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I actually hate people with no sense of urgency,because why are you so slow
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How do you slice your onions?
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Just because the seller over priced their cloth doesn't mean you're wearing original stuff
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What opinion about fashion will have you in this position?
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Y’all capping, Burna Boy Album is a 10
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“He’s not private” he’s ashamed of you 👍
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Using Burna Boy “common person” to do house chores >>>
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As I dey Sub, I dey Sob 😭
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Swallow your pride ,Dm and ask him “can I be your girlfriend”🧍‍♀️
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Just because you wear baggy clothes and pose weird doesn’t make you a fashion icon
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Normalize admitting you care .Being nonchalant all the time is overrated
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Still scares me how people watch serial killer documentaries and horror movies to “relax”
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Talking to multiple people romantically is so draining and useless
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Why do people take quietness as being proud ? I barely even know you
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Nigeria is too hot for school uniforms to include Blazers
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Support from parents is so unmatched and one of the best things one can ever wish for
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Which animal has chased you before?
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@AjiSZN_ That’s not me
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Who gave you your first 100k?
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You cannot beat an unemployed person in iMessage game
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Which of these do you prefer?
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He doesn't drink ,He doesn't smoke, He doesn't party,He doesn’t cheat .who is he?
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Some girls only makeup is lip gloss
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Stop falling in love with people because they’re nice to you Have some self control
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There should be like 2 days set aside every semester,where lectures and students fight
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Indomie and suya is a combo made straight from heaven
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“How did you score higher than me” is a very rude question
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Burna Boy hate is just forced
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An opinion about Burna boy new album that will get you in this position
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Almost done with my talking stage pdf for next year “Tell me more about yourself” Me: sends PDF
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