David Palliser
@DavidPalliser
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London-based, Scottish-born, Belgium/Australia-raised New Zealander. Confused? Me too.
London, UK
Joined May 2011
The Diving Bellend the Butterfly.
Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘bellend’.
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Isn’t that most plays?.
Name a play that would have been shorter if the main character had gone to therapy.
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2 Fast Tofurious.
Movie titles with tofu in them? You can change one word.
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RT @LeoDiCaprio: @Princevillecap and @TooGoodToGo are joining forces to tackle #climatechange by fighting #FoodWaste, which accounts for 10….
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God I hope there’s a general election soon. Kick the tories out and elect a labour government. It’s never been more necessary.
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Two exercise dudes just walked by me with so much self-confidence exuding from them I’m convinced a big part of their warm up routine is a whole lot of cocaine.
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I seem to have accidentally made instagram think I like basketball.
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I feel seen.
i will restart the entire song if u talk over my favorite part.
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Every few years I re-attempt to get into reggae. Has never worked. (I know the fault is mine.).
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RT @CaiParryUK: On the left is a 2020 Met Office prediction of what a 2050 summer heatwave could look like. On the right is a BBC weather….
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Here's what I've been listening to the last few months. Listening back. things have got a little weird. Funky and cool and interesting, but also a bit weird.
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Here's what I've been listening to the last few months. Listening back. things have got a little weird. Funky and cool and interesting, but also a bit weird.
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RT @KevinRBrackett: Going to reply to every stupid discourse about superhero movies with this video from Ethan Hawke. .
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Don’t try to catch a tomato when it falls off the kitchen bench by squashing it between the cupboard and your leg. Doesn’t work out.
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