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@DavePolsky

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treating the absurd as real since 1995

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
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@DavePolsky
Dave Polsky
9 years
I'd like to congratulate our fellow nominees Akon and John Legend. #MyLittlePony #TheRNCisMagic
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@pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt
4 years
👇👇👇👇👇👇
@McFaul
Michael McFaul
4 years
For decades, Putin has exported Putinism, building ties with leaders and people around populist, orthodox, nationalist ideas. He had successes: Orban, Salvini, Le Pen, Trump, Tucker, Bannon etc. This horrific war is now breaking this "illiberal international." Good.
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@Val_Voshchevska
🇺🇦 Валерія Voshchevska
4 years
My aunt: It is impossible to imagine that my mother, who lost her parents & became orphaned at 7, fought against Hitler with the Russian people, had to hide in a haystack from Nazi German soldiers, today, at the age of 85, is hiding in the basement in Kyiv from Russian soldiers.
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@TaikaWaititi
Taika Waititi
4 years
Watch this.
@ChrisMurphyCT
Chris Murphy 🟧
4 years
Take a minute to watch this. It's tempting to view Putin as some world-dominating mastermind. But that's not what's happening here. At all.
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@kiraincongress
Kira Rudik
4 years
I planned to plant tulips and daffodils on my backyard today. Instead, I learn to fire arms and get ready for the next night of attacks on #Kyiv. We are not going anywhere. This is our #city, our #land, our soil. We will fight for it. So next week I can plant my flowers. Here.
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@stevenbjohnson
Steven Johnson
4 years
Somewhere Lenny Bruce is happily handing over the title of Most Badass Jewish Comedian Ever to Zelensky.
@NickKnudsenUS
Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸
4 years
Zelensky drinking coffee and chatting with his fellow Kyiv defenders this morning. Imagine what a moral boost it must be for these troops to have the freakin’ president literally fighting next to you. What a badass.
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@DavePolsky
Dave Polsky
4 years
this moment of world history in a nutshell
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@DavePolsky
Dave Polsky
4 years
Same.
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@JimLaPorta
Jim LaPorta
4 years
New @AP reporting tonight: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was asked to evacuate Kyiv at the behest of the U.S. government but turned down the offer. An American official tells me Zelenskyy said, “The fight is here; I need ammunition, not a ride.”
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@CharlesMcBrydeX
Charles McBryde
4 years
This is the guy that Trump tried to bribe into blackmailing Biden and Putin tried to bully into giving up his country. He was a comedian who became a leader in an age where leaders everywhere became clowns. What a fucking champion. #Zelenskiy
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@nichvydycia
nichvydycia🇺🇦
4 years
@ZelenskyyUa Translation: There's a lot of fake info telling that I ordered the Ukrainian army to surrender. So, listen here: I'm here. We are not putting our weapons down, we are going to protect our country. Our weapons are our truth, it's our country, our children and we will protect them
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@ZelenskyyUa
Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
4 years
Не вірте фейкам.
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@PowerVertical
Brian Whitmore
4 years
We all owe a great debt to the Ukrainians. They are reminding us why democracy matters. They are reminding us that it is worth fighting for. And they are reminding us that in this era of fake news and alternative facts, the truth still matters.
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@DavePolsky
Dave Polsky
5 years
Thanks for asking, Konnor. Gonna cheat and choose three: Jerry Maguire, The Lion King and Shawshank. Saw all three over the same pivotal two year period in my life and, as I recall, the effect was cumulative.
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@tribelaw
Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️
5 years
A wealthy prince throws a huge party in his gaudy mansion during an epidemic for his asymptomatic friends while the peasants die. Then the virus shows up and tears through his fancy guests. Familiar? It’s the exact plot of Edgar Allan Poe’s 1842 classic, “Masque of the Red Death”
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@BarackObama
Barack Obama
6 years
Here’s a useful overview of the likely scenarios that the world will be facing in the coming months while managing this pandemic. So much depends on our ability to make good decisions going forward along with our ability to remain resilient.
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theatlantic.com
The U.S. may end up with the worst COVID-19 outbreak in the industrialized world. This is how it’s going to play out.
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@chrizmillr
Christopher Miller
6 years
I just want to remind everyone that a red tie-wearing, silly-haired, wall-building, corrupt President who profits from his non-divested businesses & sends his crooked toadies to go after his rivals under the guise of law enforcement— was in a movie in 2014
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@DMcDuffiePage
Official Dwayne McDuffie Page
7 years
Celebrate the Birthday of the late/great #DwayneMcDuffie by spreading the word and supporting The Dwayne McDuffie Fund!
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gofundme.com
Dwayne McDuffie was keenly aware at a very young age that heroic protagonists who looked e… Charlotte McDuffie needs your support for The Dwayne McDuffie Fund
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@mktoon
mktoon
7 years
Guys, listen. I think Season 9 of MLP:FiM might be up there with some of the best seasons. SO MUCH awesome and I love how it all wraps up. Working on MLP has been one of the high points of my career and I’m proud to be part of this epic season. So get ready... and get excited.
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@MMeghanMcCarthy
Meghan McCarthy
7 years
Amazing night! Brian wrote one of my fave episodes in our entire run and I am so happy his work was recognized with a nomination. #HUMANITASPrize
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@Fyre_flye
Lauren Faust and Furious
7 years
I know you're sad MLP:FiM will be ending soon. But maybe... just maybe... the new DC Super Hero Girls series I'm making will help fill the hole left in your heart...? Just a little...?? Maaaaaaybe.......?????? #March8 #shamelessplug
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