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@DatEnglishRose
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For someone who spends all her time around cars, I sure do hate them at times. I have far too many hobbies TERFs and Tories not welcome. she/her
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EVERYONE APPRECIATE HOW GOOD JADE LOOKS IN HER WINTER WHEELS
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I don't care how rare it is or how much its worth fixed, this car should never go back on the road and the seller is a fucking moron.
Also how did none of the airbags deploy?
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Learning about the F-250 Tropiclassic
An F250 front with a Focus saloon back??
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Car design is my passion
I can see the full colour spectrum so I'm going to use the full colour spectrum
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@nibiru_TRUTH
@silvergelpen
From the moment it said "did not kill three cyclisys on a single two-mile drive to the store" I immediately thought "that guy totally killed three cyclists on a single two-mile drive to the store"
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Does the spacing look alright on this badge before I stick it down?
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I think I know what seat pattern I want in the scirocco now
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What age would you guys consider a car a classic? I'm turning 25 this year and I'm curious as to when I can start calling myself a classic Porsche
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"Why does nobody want to fix cars anymore? Young people aren't interested in working anymore"
>UP TO minimum wage
>must have 1 year experience with fiberglass
>preferred to have qualifications
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*ping*
"Well that can't be a good sound..."
It was, dear reader, *not* a good sound
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@Ronin54879638
Just means they haven't reported the accident to their insurance company (if they had one) the last rolled range rover I saw repaired was a hire car and the person driving wasn't insured so they took it to a back street garage
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Here we have the fastest thing on the road and infront of it is an Audi RS6.
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Well I didn't expect this amount of attention to my silly little sleep deprived post 👀
The issue I have is with it being unrecorded implying that it's fixable or able to be put back on the road along with him saying its worth 50k to the right person. Should be a category B
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Twitter, when I chose to follow automotive, this is what I want.
Not some Instagram spam account posting modified lamborghinis or nardo Grey Audis.
More of this. Less of that. Got it?
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I need me a Rubystone convertible 944 for my 80s skiing trip
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@womenpostingws
If her skirt had not lifted when she spun around, I'd have continued to think she was wearing heelys
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Just got this bitch ceramic coated, water don't even stick to it
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Really don't have enough pics of me and the car ngl
Might delete later idk
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"Yeah you can start the Range Rover this morning"
Is suicide an option?
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Anyway our next project just rolled into the workshop
(It drove, I drove it, nobody else wanted to drive it but I did)
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To everyone who says you can't daily drive a classic, I say fuck you.
We just don't talk about all the things that are starting to break 👀
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Honestly I'm not paid enough to be doing repairs of this caliber
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@WholesomeMeme
I would have forgotten to number them and ended up putting them in the wrong order
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Fuel prices have hit me hard, had to sell my drivers seat to afford fuel.
Rip
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@EvilEuphoriTori
My parents were like this when I came out to them. Really took its toll on my mental health to the point where I took it all back just to stop them
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@TerribleMaps
Ah yes give India and China one school between them, can't see any problem with that
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Personally, that makes me think either some moron is gonna try to repair it or all you're paying for is the vin and plates since apparently these are far too easy to steal.
I've seen a rolled RR repaired before and it wasn't pretty or my any means safe.
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Allowing myself to break my hiatus to inform everyone I may be acquiring another money pit.
105k miles
Tax disc expired in 2004
Last V5 issued in 2005
No online MOT history
Unknown mechanical condition
Not overly rusty
Tyres are £507 each
Watch this space!
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I'm once again saying "fuck bmw"
All of that mess just to change a crash bar
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After a little bit of Internet sleuthing, I found an old ebay listing for my car and have been in touch with the then owner who's just sent me a load of photos of when they bought it!
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Everyone wish her luck on the MOT!
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Did I mention I stole a machine polisher from work?
One of the power cables was snapped in the handle, boss couldn't figure that out because moron so it was thrown in the bin. Which I hastily shoved in my bag and took home
Took 2 mins to fix
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It's almost as if volkswagen knew I'd be putting
@onehellofatown
stickers on 36 years later
It fits perfectly under the spoiler!
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The trouble with the car stuff I post here is it seems to attract the old right wing racist, phobic men who hate their wives
Like just fuck off?
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Oh nooooo everyone else is busy on other jobs... oh nooooo guess I'll have to do the coolest car in the workshop this year... oh nooooo
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"Oh Porsche has old cars, she must like rust. Let's give her all the rust jobs!"
🖕🖕🖕🖕
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I totally forgot to mention this lil thing came in for paintwork last week 👀
I only just fit inside!
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*insert expletives directed towards French car makers*
HOW DO YOU GET THIS OUT?!
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I'm sure a few of you weird car people will appreciate this that came in for it's MOT
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So I want a car the size of a house. Only trouble is it has no mot and it's north of Aberdeen. Also my parents will murder me if I bring it home.
Any ideas? I'm thinking of hiding it in a storage unit but idk how to get it down here
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Ik everyone on weird car twitter does but I still just wanna do a public announcement.
If its foggy out or visibility is reduced, TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS ON
like half thr cars I passed this morning didn't have any lights
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@mikurubaeahina
I can't believe they'd put this in a game that kids play! Gta has always been a family friendly wholesome game for all ages!
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Just finished watching Smokey and the Bandid (first time don't shoot me) and I really want a trans am now
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Before and after!
Both fronts done in under an hour! A welcome relief after the fight I had with the rears
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I think you'll find it's a hybrid actually.
It burns petrol *and* oil
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It's still trans awareness week right?
Enjoy this rare Porsche selfie
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@Factinate
I'm a simple girl. I see promoted, I click block.
Its not much but its honest work
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Greatest catalogue ever! They have p much every fixing for a car and it's all 1:1 scale on the page
Literally a lifesaver based purely on not having to talk to the parts department at jeep describing what clip, where it is and what it does only for them to send the wrong one
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@biboofficial
Lol my score is near enough perfect after paying off my car. Now my bank is like yeah you won't be accepted for a loan anymore so don't even try
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Anyway, my dad got his favourite daughter out of the garage yesterday for her once a year drive
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Anyone want a lambo for 12k? Just paint damage I swear, it's cat b but you could totally get it changed to cat n. 200k car, just needs a respray it's yours for 12k. Definitely legit don't need to look into it
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So I've just fitted my winter tyres so if we get 3ft of snow tomorrow, I'm sorry
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All I want is a barn in the middle of nowhere, big enough for 5-10 cars and a hammock
Is that so much to ask for?
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YAY my
@UKVolkswagen
certificate arrived for the scirocco
Confirmed she's a basic bitch with no optional extras but she still has the original engine still going strong
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Jade is being very photogenic in the shade today
Everyone tell her how pretty she is!
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@SimpsonsQOTD
"Anyone here own a black Lincoln Continental, license plate, "Zero to Say"?
It's being towed. Sir you're the only one here, I saw you get out of it."
"Yeah, maybe it is. Maybe I am. Maybe you did. Or maybe it's not. And I'm not, and you didn't."
-car gets towed
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Probably enough time has passed to show everyone the car I alluded to buying the other month.
In the end, I decided I have far too much going on in my life rn and it needed love that I couldn't give it.
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A much needed wash today 😌
The last wash was... *ahem* September...
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Nope. Nah. Nuh uh. No. Never. Not like that. No way José. Nein. Non. Not. Absolutely not. Nay. Negative. No go. Negatory. Its a no from me, chief. You are the weakest link, goodbye. Nooooooooooope.
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Turns out they're already cracking down on Ford Fiestas after recent news
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@bonafid3_
@Ronin54879638
"Easily" so you're a panel beater then?
This would be a total loss, they haven't informed the insurance to avoid that for one reason or another
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