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Dan Krueger

@DanKrueger13

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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissan™
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Trump just had the State Dept send $1.25 billion (with a b) to his "Board of Peace" but Nick Shirley out here talking about daycare fraud. You MAGA people are absolute, motherfucking morons
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@TheShovel
The Shovel
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“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours https://t.co/IBdGhvQ2jd
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Donald Trump’s supposed ‘talks’ with Iranian officials were actually with a bunch of patio umbrellas in a White House courtyard, it has emerged.
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@itsJeffTiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
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someone made a fuck-ton of money by trading on insider information minutes before Donny announced his imaginary peace deal with Iran. who was it? was it Donny? WILL WE EVER FIND OUT? thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post. link is here:
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@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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This is what Republicans controlling all 3 branches of government looks like.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Jo
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I never wanna hear the words “sleepy Joe” again for as long as I live.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Trump is out
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@RachelBitecofer
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆
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It’s sad the Iranians social media game is already better than the Democrats 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Rizvana_Raza
رضوانا رضا
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Trump “defeats Iran”… or just playing war games? 😅 #IranWar #Irán #Israël #öğrenciaffı
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@MikeLevin
Mike Levin
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Let me get this straight. The leading Senate Republican walked into the White House Sunday with a bipartisan deal to end the TSA nightmare. Fund everything except ICE now, get TSA agents paid today, handle ICE separately. Senate Republicans and Democrats said yes. Trump said
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@SpencerHakimian
Spencer Hakimian
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🚨BREAKING: FIRST PHOTOS OF TRUMP’S CALL WITH IRAN
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@maddenifico
Bill Madden
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Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇
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@SykesCharlie
Charlie Sykes
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Making old tweets great again.
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@AntiTrumpCanada
Canada Hates Trump
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Remember kids: Aim for a life where your death isn’t circled on the global calendar.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!
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@TheRickWilson
Rick Wilson
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Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.
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@NotHoodlum
Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.
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@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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@LRinaldiArt
Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️
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Spotted in South Philly.
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@ogafroman
Afroman
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"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"
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@maddenifico
Bill Madden
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Cover of The Economist. 😂🤣👇
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@CountDankulaTV
Count Dankula
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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NEW DONALD J. TRUMP PORTRAIT.
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