Dan Comand
@DanComand
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RT @TVietor08: Hopping on the phone with a bunch of reporters to how much you totally don’t care about your ex.
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RT @John_Attridge: "Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house befor….
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RT @GodCloseMyEyes: BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country.
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RT @TimHannan: Donald Trump is an 80 year old man that paints his face orange and cheats at golf. There’s no 8 dimensional chess game going….
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RT @jonlis1: The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it.
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RT @itsqail: If Taylor swift is real she’ll do a meet and greet inside queen and Spadina McDonald’s.
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RT @AlecMacGillis: 2024 campaign epitaph, regardless of outcome: . "Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happe….
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RT @michaelianblack: Anybody else feel like there's too many counties? You're telling me Georgia needs 159 of them? Grow up.
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RT @ZackBornstein: until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
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RT @Eden_Eats: I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party.
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RT @feministabulous: Taylor Swift and Dick Cheney endorsing the same candidate is the most unexpected crossover in history.
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