Dan Bland
@DanBlandComedy
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Miserable bastard.
Joined December 2011
COMEDY TONIGHT: @WatersideArts brings the best of iconic Mcr comedy night ‘Buzz’ w/ @DanBlandComedy & more
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So the waiter gave me a card that read Sahara, Gobi and Mojave; I said no I asked for the dessert menu.
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Edinburgh: Last chance to catch @fredmacaulay @paulpirie @LarahBross @DanBlandComedy & Stu Murphy Tickets & Info:
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Edinburgh: Tonight join @fredmacaulay @paulpirie @LarahBross @DanBlandComedy & Stu Murphy. SORTED Tickets & Info:
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Edinburgh: Tonight join @paulpirie @LarahBross @DanBlandComedy & more for some early weekend laughs Tickets & Info:
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Incredible that a shop is trying to sell a Smash Hits annual in this day and age. http://t.co/pM1iwMcN6Q
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I’ve sold out two nights running! I’m genuinely worried I’m actually unconscious on a bathroom floor in Leeds. @StandComedyClub
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Music Fact: Neil Diamond used to be known as Neil Coal until his record company put him under intense pressure to change his name.
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#recap How people with an British accent are seen by Americans and Europeans http://t.co/ieGeDYzitA
http://t.co/bYWOxuddap
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The Irish Independent fails to match the caption to the story http://t.co/cae3IrYUye (via @rice_e) http://t.co/lmkmZKTqbS
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I'm helping my elderly neighbour fix her laptop. Her: "Do you want to know my safe word?" I am now in her bathroom crying with laughter.
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My Granddad just got his certificate for motorway driving. His death certificate.
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While my girlfriend's away for two weeks I'm going to build a patio. I don't want a patio, I just want to freak out my neighbours.
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