Museum of the Year; can't be much to see in that.

Last night I crashed my car into the hi-viz clothing factory.

My trampoline business is a bit up and down.

I designed switches, on and off.

Thought I saw a sunburnt fish, turns out it was a red herring.

I drive a Mondeo but I wouldn't get another, because I don't need two.

Tricky to get three square meals a day when you only like pizza.

So the waiter gave me a card that read Sahara, Gobi and Mojave; I said no I asked for the dessert menu.