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MN Father & Husband | Nerd | Interests: Music, stand up comedy, vinyl, books, art, lagers, pilsners, and ales, oh my!

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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next. - Abraham Lincoln
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@mariana057
mariana Z
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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...
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@Oceanbreeze473
SweetMarie
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I never met Jeffrey Epstein
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@80s_Kidz
80s Kidz
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Kids of today will never know of the beautiful voice that Pavarotti had.
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@Network_Guy8
Ryan B
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Lmao.. who did this?
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@stevensongs
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Not gonna lie, I thought that was Colin Kaepernick.
@benonwine
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British Imam demands the english people submit to Allah before it is too late as Islam will soon take total control of the UK, Europe, and even America. What’s your message to him?
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@WhiteHouse
The White House
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CAN’T STOP WINNING! 🇺🇸
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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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This guy can’t go ANYWHERE without armed security…and wants to ban rifles. 100% Confirmed Retard
@GovTimWalz
Governor Tim Walz
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Today I rolled out a comprehensive anti-fraud package that strengthens oversight, improves detection, expands enforcement, and increases penalties to protect taxpayer dollars. We’ve seen plenty of grandstanding on this issue. It’s time for action. https://t.co/cOBg1Mp3cH
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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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And today - LBJ wouldn’t be able to buy his menthols in MPLS. Sad.
@HistorylandHQ
Historyland
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Items found in President LBJ’s pockets when he passed away from a heart attack. (1973)
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@RepLuna
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
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I am calling on Chairman @RepTimBurchett of the DOGE Committee, which I serve on, to open an investigation and hold hearings to determine how many federal dollars have been spent on the congressional slush fund used to pay off victims of sexual misconduct by members of Congress.
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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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After being told to calm down…
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@0hour1
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Predator Drones above Cuba.
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@TheRoyalSerf
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Ilhan Omar went bananas and rice last night
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@NormanDodd_knew
Dr. StormyWaters
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Why’s the cleaning lady so mad at Trump?
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@HeidiBriones
Heidi
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Ilhan Omar is disgusting.
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@NoDMsPerfavore
Denise 🤌🐾🇮🇹
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"EXCUSE ME STEWARDESS, I SPEAK JIVE."
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@iAnonPatriot
American AF 🇺🇸
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My finger when I use cheap toilet paper.
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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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Women trying to be men Men trying to be women The Democrats
@AngieCraigMN
Angie Craig
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I said what I said.
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@KevinBuffalo
Kevin O’Neill
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Hope whoever named Fifth Third Bank and Ruth’s Chris Steak House were fired from naming stuff.
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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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NPR reports 😂🤣😂 from a basement
@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
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🚨 BREAKING: NPR reports the Justice Department is withholding Epstein files tied to allegations that Donald Trump sexually abused a minor. Let that sink in.
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@CuntryMouse
Country Mouse
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Just got lost and couldn’t figure out how to exit after replying to a video. Wtf Elon
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