Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.😂🤷🏾‍♂️

Just to let you know,@GodwinSiundu @jmkwanya @ChilledAcademic @dinoleegz @Literature_UoN @LSA_UoN

Unashukuru Mungu ndovu hana mabawa.

Congratulations once again champs, and to all Kenyan athletes who have been lifting our flag high at the Championships. We are all proud of you.

Did you know the average #woman uses over 11,000 #pads in her lifetime? 👀 Now imagine if every one of those was biodegradable… Introducing EcoBana your new period bestie that’s soft on you and the Earth.

PERES TAKES IT 🏆 🇰🇪's Peres Jepchirchir wins the women's marathon in 2:24:43 after a fierce battle with 🇪🇹's Tigst Assefa right to the finish line 🔥 🇺🇾's Julia Paternain comes in third with 2:27:23 without having realised that she had crossed the finish line 😱

Thrilled to share my new publication in Eastern African Literary and Cultural Studies: “With an Effluent Eye: Migrancy, Excess, and Belonging in Jane Bryce’s Zamani 🔗 Official (DOI/citation):

@ChilledAcademic @NuriaBooks Jambo, 7/30am we will be open The Bazaar 1st Floor room A12, Moi Avenue https://t.co/Yw9fiSp51G

Pull through if you can ...

Having the till number of the supermarket already dialed into my mpesa before it reaches my turn at the counter!

Our third keynote titled: Transcending Boundaries, Transforming the World is delivered by Dr Mshai Mwangola. She reminds us of the need to rename the lakes in East Africa to capture who we are! It is important to make clear things we do not want!

This is a new phenomenom of normalizing child sexualization and pedophilia fantasies . I’m not a moral cop but where do we draw the line between advertisement / marketing and morals ? When we use school uniforms on call girls to lure patrons in night clubs and make adverts as

At the beginning of the CHAN tournament, no one gave our Harambee Stars a chance of going past the group stages. After all, we were in the so-called “Group of Death.” Yet, our boys have triumphed. By overcoming football giants of the continent, our boys have shown the world

@georgediano You'd be very lucky if you carried water and he forgot his. Bro would buy a bottle of water for 1k.

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Summer mood activated 😎

To pre- order just email me over at patronsaintofstyle@gmail.com With size requirements. (email because it's easier to keep records that way) The shoes go for 17,800 ksh. A Pre-order takes approximately 3 weeks and it gets to you.

@MarkWarner @CoffeeBlackMD This is why I always google bankruptcy lawyers before googling flights

Our Sunday show is completely sold out folks! This masterpiece is in demand like nonsense. Contact 0745672812 for the Friday or Saturday show. Karibuni sana.

My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it