tomorrow night i get to watch my son who’s on the autism spectrum graduate eighth grade. and this may not seem like a big deal to some but for his family, for him it is everything. i’m so proud of how far he’s come. he makes me a better person and i am goddamn proud to be his mom
this image was captured 20 years ago right after my now husband called me for the first time to ask me out after we meet a few days earlier. he was so drunk i didn’t think he would remember me 😆but he did. we’ll be married 19 years in may. yes that’s a wine cooler. HVD ♥️
some drunk guy at target thought i was hot. you know if you’re wondering if i still got that “beer goggle” hotness. yup, this bitch still got it. heeeey.
my mother in law, who absolutely hates tattoos and has no problem telling me, gave me money this year. so guess what i’m getting with it, can’t wait to show her.
fuck, i really don’t know how to say this but i can no longer live with this secret. it’s killing me. but i gotta confess, so block if you must but… i love black jelly beans. there it’s out there. ok, bye.
i got to watch my youngest who’s on the autism spectrum sing in his high school spring choir tonight. and i know that may not seem like a big deal to most but for him, his family it is everything. seeing the joy on his face as he gets to do what he loves.
i just can’t 🥺♥️
some dude on the interwebs said i was automatically unattractive because i have tattoos. guys, i just don’t know how i can go on…
*books another tattoo
my youngest who’s on the autism spectrum sang in his first choir concert today since starting high school. and i know that may not seem like a big deal to most but for him, his family it’s everything. seeing the pride on his face as he sang his heart out.
i. just. can’t.♥️🥺
so i walk into the girls bathroom in my son’s dorm and there were a bunch of girls gathered in there and they were laughing and joking and as soon as i walked in i said “mom here “ and they immediately stopped talking and left. if you’re wondering if i’m still cool af.
so apparently this is a thing with the off-road jeep community. random jeep owners will place a rubber duck on your vehicle to brighten your day. and after the day i had seeing this on my car made my day. i got my first ducky. it’s the little things.
i mean look how cute!
if one more person tells me i’m going to regret my tattoos when i get older, bitch i’m old now and i can’t wait to get more, trust me that’s the LAST thing i’ll be regretting when i’m fuckin 90
i drive a muscle car, i swear too much, i’m covered in tattoos and i’m sarcastic af but that doesn’t make me a badass, it’s what i’ve fuckin survived and how i still manage to have kindness and empathy and humor in my heart, that’s what makes me a badass
it’s been a little over two weeks since we dropped my oldest off at college and tonight he text me to say that he misses home but most of all he wanted to thank me for everything. that without my love and strength and chutzpah he doesn’t know where he’d be 🥺
woke up to such hate over my tattoo tweet, all from dudes. sorry guys but i live my life for me. but let me give you some advice, get a fuckin sense of humor. stop being such angry dicks
my son responded to a text with “fine” and i asked him why you all angry and shit and he said “guy fine” not “girl fine” and that folks is all you really need to know about the difference between the sexes