Chaotic Noodle
@ChaosChief9
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Creating 3D-printed miniatures for Tabletop RPGs. Active GM since 1981. PF1. Running games via Theudorne, my homebrew world. Male. Christian. American. 🇺🇸
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I'm an old-school gamer (AD&D+) and hobbyist offering 3D miniatures and buildings for tabletop RPGs from my stores on Etsy and Giant Slayer Games. I'm a Pathfinder 1E GM and enjoy posting content from my games and homebrew game world as well.
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So... is Frosty a golem, elemental, or some other type of "monster?" 🤔 😁 ❄️ 🎄
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I hate the whole idea of shops where adventurers can buy magic items.
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Bingo. 🎲 🎲
@ChaosChief9
“DEI antiwhite is when I have to see a cover with brown women” 😱
Pathetic little dude. I’m glad for the opportunity to replace GMs like you.
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@pearlythingz
I had a military buddy who survived Iraq, including a humvee explosion he never talked about. She mercilessly made fun of him constantly once he was stateside. They're divorced now.
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Boy, are you naive.
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The 5E left wants to remove "Master" from Dungeon Master. They don't want you to have mastery either, as that implies superior game knowledge, capability, authority, and intelligence, which in turn implies a hierarchy, and hierarchies go against the grain of socialist utopias,
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@basedmetalguy
@Tony95075574
@reddit_lies
I've been told a number of times that I would be an excellent teacher, and my response has always been that I don't do motivation. Teachers are expected to motivate students to want to learn, but I have always believed that desire should come from within.
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Chrissa was a rogue-sorcrer. The party was defending the town from invading pirates. She went up against a superior enemy catfolk sorcerer and was turned into a house cat. Double irony. Baleful polymorph. It doesn't get much more transformative than that. The player quickly
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It's been a long time since I bought a whole new physical RPG. 🤩
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D&D 5E is about to tank hard. A year ago, you wouldn't have seen anyone badmouthing the unibrand. Now, I'm seeing multiple videos suggesting better alternatives. Good.
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Goblins and kobolds shouldn't be just 1st level cannon fodder.
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I never cared much for psionics as it's just a second bolt-on magic system, but if I ran sci-fi... 🧠 🧠 🧠
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Up until yesterday, I would have played any version of D&D, even 5E. No more. The split is clear. I'll never play with a group that needs a mental safety net to play. I wouldn't trust a GM in need of safety tools to manage a
#TTRPG
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Tiefling are demon spawn. That's the point. But my objection is that players just pick them for the "edgy" and the perks, same as with the other races. Increasingly, I'm beginning to prefer a human only game because players don't much play the role of being from a non-human
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I want to play a gnome wizard with Avatar's personality. An evil mutant brother and a hot half-faerie chick with big boobs would just be a bonus. 🤣
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Anyone who thinks slavery doesn't exist or that it's been abolished from human societies is deluded in the extreme. Removing it from D&D is a fool's errand.
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@CaulfieldTim
@SonjaPuzic
That's what happens when you lie and lose credibility during a plandemic. No one trusts you, and fear reigns. That isn't the public's fault. Seems you're only concerned about "misinformation" when it isn't on your side of the equation.
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The next time you're considering a combat wheelchair in a game, as either as a player or a GM, take a real wheelchair (or an office chair will do) into your kitchen and attempt to prepare a four-course meal without standing up. You'll quickly learn how much more difficult your
I could just stick something into the wheel, and then knock the chair over, boom I win.
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A grown woman raced up to me at the gas station as I was ironically looking for Polar Seltzer and exclaimed, "Santa Clause!" Red sweat pants. White beard. Anyway, I returned her hug, we exchanged pleasantries, and she eventually told me that her mother was coming home from the
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'Cause time machine + feminism = science! 🤣
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@iluminatibot
Also, Big Pharma can't keep selling glucose monitors, test strips, insulin, and invent new drugs with horrible new side effects to sell if they reveal their cure for diabetes.
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@THICCEST_YOSH
I'm not angry. DEI just sucks. I avoid the monster anywhere it pops up its little anti-white head.
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We build worlds. We build worlds apart from the real one as an escape from unpleasant reality through fantasy for our entertainment. This insideous DEI cover oposses the very idea that you're free to imagine a world unlike this one, unburdened by politics and the latest
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@BrianTBrown2
You're supposed to report the news objectively without participating in it. All mainstream media has forgotten that which is why legacy media is on its deathbed. No one trusts you anymore.
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The AD&D 1E Dungeon Masters guide contains a magic item called the Wand of Wonder. The associated random table includes race change and sex change as possible outcomes. Without player consent.
In the latest D&D 5E adventure module, there is box text requiring the DM to get player consent before the character turns into a mind flayer after getting infected from poor choices the player made. Are there no consequences to poor actions in D&D anymore?
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My homebrew has no drow. Drow have reached the level of tired and cliché. 🕷
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Woman-owned business. Don't care.
Black-owned business. Don't care.
Make a good product. Provide a good service. Your perceived victimhood status is irrelevant.
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I encountered a 5E group this week. I've been invited to play in their next game. They're older and don't seem like total leftards. No one mentioned safety tools, but Critical Role was mentioned with semi-religious reverence. I don't know. 😬
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What is it with women who want to travel for vacation? As a man, it's always been nothing but another form of labor. Vacation to me is not working, not being hassled, not packing, and certainly not trusting post-plandemic assholes at an airport. Then, by the time you finally get
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As interesting as 3D printing is, I'll always miss Ral Partha and Grenadier.
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I've been enjoying posting about my homebrew game world, Theudorne. Below, is a wonderful product, that also represents one of the sadder changes in the industry, a shift away from encouraging you to imagine your world. I started here. I no longer need it, but it served me well.
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Players have responsibilities too - B4: Keep on the Borderlands.
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Nah. "Rogues" are thieves. Some of them are in it for the money. It's an RP opportunity.
Random thought of the day. If you are playing a rogue and you plan on "stealing" loot before the rest of the party can divvy it up, you really have to talk to the GM and the other players about it first. Otherwise it is kind of a jerk move.
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Played in a 5E game once, myself and a friend. Wizard is my class of choice, but someone else got to it first. The party didn't have a "rogue," so I decided to play one. There's a deficit of players who know how sneak.
The DM was a smarmy dick with a god complex. Trump haters
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Linguistic vomit. 🤮🤮🤮
Regarding our previous Indie RPG Creator Summit speaker highlight post: We acknowledge and want to address our oversight in representing the diversity of our community, and are committed to promoting inclusivity moving forward.
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Sold! Kenku Rider! 🐦
Beautiful finely-detailed model! Does anybody remember the "Joust" video game? 🤣
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Played "AD&D" with the same group last night. The highlight of the evening for me was the player freak out when I cast "pyrotechnics" to blind the enemy for a round or two. Apparently, I was "murdering the party" with fireworks. Yeah, it's time to move on...
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My session 0 is almost all character creation with bare-bones information on the type of environment so that the players can pick appropriate skills and feats. I seldom reveal what campaign material I'm running or plot details. No spoilers.
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@RealGreyMage
They're supposed to be rare, not a complete replacement. Look at BG3. Throw a rock. Hit a tiefling.
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A paladin is a holy warrior, a defender of a faith. There are plenty of other classes that aren't without hosing this one.
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I can't afford you.
You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 👇🏻
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D&D is a superhero game.
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Some of the highlighted information is being forgotten or lost - B4: Keep on the Borderlands.
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Wizard's of the Co$t is not the gaming industry. The real gaming industry has bloomed well beyond them, to the point of shattering the flower pot and digging its grave.
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I once had a player cheat on his die rolls at the table by reporting his rolls with modifiers higher than they really were. I didn't notice, but the other players sure as hell did. I didn't ask him to leave. They did. 😬
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Pathfinder made them cute. Makes me wanna throw up. 🤮
Goblins have become endearing. All our folklore has been turned upside down and subverted.
Goblins are contemptible and should be put to the spear.
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I hate being asked for my "short-term and long-term goals." My honest goals are never going to be what corporate types want to hear.
I just want to make a living and avoid being hassled by my own dumb woke government. I want to play my games well away from irritating commies,
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I losely played AD&D 1E last night. It was a total mess. Try to find allowed weapons and the number of starting spells for a magic-user in the PHB. Nope. 🤣
Also, the group was referring to both 1E and 2E books. Nuts.
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@StonedNerd314
Like Moby Dick. It's an encyclopedia of whaling with a short whale tale thrown in, and they've made at least two movies out of it that I know of. 😅
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Eventually, WOTC will weedle D&D down to where character classes are just little inoffensive shapes:
🟨 Square
🔺️ Triangle
🔵 Circle
No rhombus, though. Rhombuses are racist. 🤣
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Talk about your cultural appropriation. Did you know the Titans of Greek myth were POC? 🙄
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Shit. I don't think I've seen Bordello of Blood. Is that Dennis Miller?! 🤣
Better vampire film from 1996: From Dusk till Dawn, or Bordello of Blood?
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@BennieDotGay
The way it's being applied today is experimental, or we wouldn't be here. You're the one who's lying.
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If you're a GM, you're also a game designer, and the "professional" ones aren't better than you.
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I don't care about the Superbowl or the football religion.
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Dare I give you my controversial take on not only the changes to goblins but also gnomes basically morphing into "the other halflings?" Can you guess?
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Why do celebrities think this is a threat? Go! Don't wait! Go now! 🤣
BREAKING: Stormy Daniels’ husband says if Trump is found not guilty, they will “vacate this country.”
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D&D is devolving, but the renaissance of better games, new and old, is in full swing.
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I finished printing all of the pieces, the Draugrs, the Valkyrie, and the Jarl for my Hnefatafl (viking chess) set made with Dungeon Blocks and miniatures by
@onmioji
. Washing, sanding, gluing and painting next. The set will be the centerpiece on my dining room table. 🎄❄️ 🎅
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It's illegal *alien* anyway.
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Let the game happen. As a sad and enevitable consequence of selling D&D as a "cooperative story-telling" game and show games like "Critical Role," cheating becomes essential to obtain the desired story outcomes. What happens when the endings conflict? Angry show fans is one.
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What the hell is going on in marketing?! It's an Old Spice Monster Manual. 🤣
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I couldn't be a zero prep GM. I have the ability to think on my feet and do so frequently, but I prefer having a plan. "Another troll" from some random table seems dull. A lot of it is that the plandemic forced me to leave my vinyl mats and wet markers behind for the VTT world.
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I've been mildly bothered by the dice fudging-cheating topic since last week. I'm not gonna rehash it, but this is where it leads, a slippery slope where you're no longer gaming. This represents the hobby's demise as it morphs into trash for the masses and, "Do whatever works for
If any part of this headline gets your motor running, we are not sure that we can be friends.
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I'm starting to notice this irritating trend of people magically crowning themselves "expert" or arrogantly insisting they are a topical authority when they don't actually know jack shit and show it by speaking. And I'm not talking about opinions. Everyone is entitled to those.
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Forgive me for lifting this from the original post, but I couldn't see it well enough to read it. But have words...
"Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast the First Stone" - John 8:7
This is the usual revisionist vomit that tears down statues and applies today's libtasticly ignorant
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