My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus takes advantage of someone’s medical condition for personal political gain oh wait that was Mike Johnson.
Dear Republicans who suddenly care about academic integrity,
Melania Trump lied about having a college degree and plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech.
Sincerely,
Shut the fuck up.
So to summarize, Mike Johnson attended a Purity Ball, pledging to control his 13-year-old’s daughter’s sex life until eventually handing it off to her future husband, while his son served as his porn accountability partner, because Jesus.
The Left’s playbook is always the same: Declare the opponent racist.
They did it to Trump when I was White House Press Secretary.
Now they are doing it to the GOP presidential candidates. ⬇️
@krassenstein
Lauren Boebert has been arrested FOUR TIMES. Her husband was arrested for showing his penis to minors, and for domestic violence. Her son flipped a car, injuring a passenger, and failed to show up for court. The per capita crime rate in Lauren’s house is higher than it is in NY.
Just imagine everyone debating your right to bodily autonomy based on passages from ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.’ You’d feel pretty confused and angry, right? Well, that’s exactly how I feel when I listen to people discuss the Bible in relation to my rights.
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not go out as the male slaves do. If she doesn’t satisfy her owner, he must allow her to be bought back again. If her owner arranges for her to marry his son, he will no longer treat her as a slave but as a daughter.
Exodus 21
If you think Rihanna posing as a sexy nun for the cover of Interview Magazine is offensive just wait until you hear about how the Church protects pedophile priests.
The story goes that Mary, a teen virgin, was impregnated by god, which resulted in her losing bodily autonomy and becoming a literal vessel to bring a male savior into the world. And we wonder where these ideas about controlling women's reproductive rights may have come from.
@davenewworld_2
@Spawn_03
“If I was in a club, and I found out that there had been generations of people abusing children, and then that club was covering that up, I would quit the club. And I wouldn't give them any more money.”
- Tom Petty
In America, God helps quarterbacks win football games but doesn’t prevent their fans from getting shot. We have to listen to Jesus commercials and prayerful politicians while our citizens die in mass shootings. It's all so stupid.
It’s the 21st century and Republicans are basing our reproductive healthcare decisions on a book written by men who didn’t know where the sun went at night.
Stop trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s a bad guy. They don’t care. In fact, they love that Trump rapes, steals, obstructs, threatens, etc. with impunity. They admire him for it.
Remember, kids, sin is a construct created by the church to make you feel so guilty for being human that you give over your money and your minds to charlatans.
#HappySunday
I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. Then all of a sudden I see her. I’m automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything. Because Jesus. Amen.
My name is Jesse Hughes
- I’m 22 years old
- I believe the United States is the best country on earth 🇺🇸
- I believe our nation had a Christian founding and it’s our job to preserve that ✝️
- I believe that the country’s best days are still ahead! 🙌🏼
Follow if you agree!
Donald Trump is a traitor, and if you support Trump you are also a traitor.
Senate report finds Manafort passed campaign data to Russian intelligence officer.
@BeschlossDC
Seditionists, who tried to overthrow our government, haven’t faced any consequences, and are being sworn in to Congress want to make it easier to bring firearms into the Capitol. Does that cover it?
God just spoke to me and said that He helped the Ravens win last night. He also mentioned that Mike Johnson missed the game because he was too busy watching porn.
Am I doing this right? 😅
#SundayMorning
"Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus." -1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
Happy
#NationalDayOfPrayer
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@JoyceWhiteVance
I’m contemplating my life in a country where our reproductive healthcare decisions are being made by people whose entire identity is based on the belief that a god impregnated a virgin.
And fuck everyone who voted for Trump, voted third party, or chose to stay home in 2016. We were standing on our heads and yelling that Roe was on the line, and they said we were overreacting.
Why is it considered acceptable to ridicule those who believe the Earth is flat, but not those who believe the Earth is young? What is the difference between believing in a flat Earth and believing in Noah's Ark, flying horses, or talking snakes? Aren't they equally unreasonable?
@Jim_Jordan
You are an elected representative receiving a taxpayer funded salary and benefits. What do you do all day besides whine and tweet while on the government’s teat?
Lauren Boebert has been arrested four times. Her husband was arrested for exposing his penis to minors, and for domestic violence. Her son flipped a car, injuring a friend, and failed to show up for court. The Boebert household has a higher per capita crime rate than any US city.
@tribelaw
Trump followers support a racist rapist who incited a violent insurrection against our nation. They are not decent people. They are not decent people.