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Remember when it changed a headline 3 times to protect Israel
@hannahdreier
@nytimes
@stillsarita
@NewYorker
@sarahanneconway
@city_bureau
@invinst
@Reuters
@washingtonpost
Congratulations to
@nytimes
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#Pulitzer
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That's the real Axis of Evil, right there
#BREAKING
United States vetoes Security Council draft resolution that would have demanded an immediate humanitarian ceasefire in Gaza, and immediate and unconditional release of all hostages
VOTE
In Favour: 13
Against: 1 (US)
Abstain: 1 (UK)
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"they ran to their cars to escape a death cult"
the death cult:
They parked their car for a fun weekend like we all do when we go to a music festival and they ran to their cars to escape a death cult. This is not a museum display like you see in the Holocaust museums. It is an active display. It is a site that is active. These cars are here
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Never forget, never forgive.
ROME (AP) — UN report says more than 570,000 people in Gaza are now 'starving' due to fallout from war.
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Taxing billionaires would improve our societies and reduce ordinary people’s taxes. Exactly how to do it differs by jurisdiction
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“I’m afraid to go into central London on Saturdays”
"The Israeli soldier stood before us, aimed his weapon at us & shot my mother near her heart, We left her & returned, Please bring her body !”
🚨Testimony: A child witnessed an Israeli army sniper shooting her mother as they tried to return to their homes in northern
#Gaza
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🔴 Starmer to distance himself from Corbyn in major speech
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Galloway committed the most heinous crime known in Britain: he was rude to someone who went to private school.
I've never seen an atmosphere like this around an interview before.
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Well of course!!!!!!!
BREAKING: Israeli occupation forces report 12 IDF soldiers injured after being stung by bees in the southern Gaza Strip.
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Same thing in the UK
The “goofy guy mugging to the camera” to “American state propagandist” pipeline is real
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Invertebrate of the year 2024: all hail Earth’s spineless heroes
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"Having spoken to the President of Israel... and the people who are interested in ending this conflict"
You mean the guy signing bombs a few weeks ago???
🚨BREAKING: A rattled Keir Starmer admits he has been having ‘private talks’ with the President of Israel and this is why he urged the Speaker of the House of Commons to break the rules
#TelAvivKeith
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Beyond parody.
Always good to be put through my paces by some of Britain's toughest interviewers!
My Labour government will provide a better future for our children. It's time for real change in Kingswood with
@DamienEgan
and across the country.
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Yes, poor Lindsay Hoyle had no idea what he was doing.
Hard not to feel sorry for the Speaker in all of this, who has a good reputation and record and seemed genuinely upset at how tonight ended. He’s found himself at centre of childish political game playing in a parliament now so election-focused it has lost touch with reality.
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we are so fucked
Starmer confirms Labour is dropping its £28 billion a year green investment plan as the Tories have 'maxed out the credit card'.
Starmer was committed to this figure only two days ago, saying he was 'unwavering' in his support for it and that it was 'desperately needed'
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@BBCNews
now do a story about the impacts of a 12 year wage freeze on public sector workers
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But Eddie Marsan doesn’t feel safe going into central London on Saturdays.
The Israeli destruction of Gaza city
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less than one month ago:
Israeli ambassador to the UK Tzipi Hotovely says every school, mosque and second house is a target for Israel.
Asked if that’s effectively a call for the destruction of all of Gaza, she asks “do you have another solution?”
A clear call for genocide.
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Stephen Fry is a perfect example of the success of identity politics in convincing a nation that someone who is on the right/centre-right on practically every issue & is a best friend of the British Royal Family, is a 'progressive' because he happens to be gay.
'Whatever your race or creed, however you identify yourself – all peace, joy, and a very merry Xmas'. Our patron Stephen Fry will deliver an alternative Christmas message: a call to recognise and call out antisemitism,
@Channel4
, Christmas day at 17:10.
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There should only be one class of British citizen and that includes Shamima Begum.
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Perhaps the clearest expression of the Zionist mentality
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Binface does more to hold power to account in these 18 seconds than Sir Keir Starmer has done in the past 4 years
“LBC, lovely. What happened to Sangita Myska? What happened to Sangita Myska everyone”. Count Binface
@SangitaMyska
@LBC
Silenced. For daring to question Israel’s incoherent strategy.
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LMAO
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start by apologising
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what can you even say to this?
this is one of the guy's Israel is using for its PR.
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@washingtonpost
“Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out,” exclaimed Clapton to his captive audience. “Get the w*gs out. Get the c**ns out. Keep Britain white,” he added.
- During a live '72 show, Eric Clapton, who has famously "never brought politics into his music"🙃
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taps sign
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No contest
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Stephen Fry has partnered Jordan Peterson multiple times. He loves JKR. He regularly pops up to defend the Monarchy as he's best friends with King Charles. He's benefitted his entire life from the British class system & he's not someone we should have to listen to about anything.
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Well, we already know he doesn't have a backbone!
Sir Keir Starmer has ‘no skeletons’ waiting to come out this general election
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Thank you for doing your bit to save us from fascism x
Rishi Sunak : we are completely disapplying all the relevant sections of the human rights act.
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The Hasbara: Look at this poor "Jewish man" who just happened to walking by this protest and was stopped 😭
The reality: this is Gideon Falter, 'CEO' of Israel lobby group, 'Campaign Against Antisemitism', shit shirring in a staged event with his personal videographer on hand 🙄
SHOCKING FOOTAGE
The Metropolitan Police of the UK approached a Jewish man who was walking near a pro Hxmas protest:
“You are quite openly Jewish. This is a pro-Palestinian march. I am not accusing you of anything, but I am worried about the reaction to your presence.”
Another
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Let’s be honest - this is the first election for some time I remember a substantive discussion about young people, based on a policy specifically aimed at those young people.
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On a day that 500,000+ people have been on strike in the UK for better labour conditions,
@Keir_Starmer
and
@UKLabour
have not tweeted once in support of the strikes or these labour struggles! 🥀🥀🥀
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YOU WERE FUCKING TOLD THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!
Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.
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❤️🙏🇬🇧
🏠 When we build social homes, we’re building better lives. We’re building stability. A brighter future.
But right now, we don’t have nearly enough of them.
We need to build good social homes again so a new generation can be proud to say: we are
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Keir Starmer was not told about dropping of Jimmy Savile case, say sources
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I, for one, will be lost without Newsnight's balanced, impartial coverage of British politics.
This is such terrible news about
@BBCNewsnight
. We need fierce, independent journalism now more than ever. I love a good debate but we also need proper news programmes to investigate, report & interrogate politicians & the powerful. A weak BBC weakens our democracy.
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The "impartial" speaker of the Commons just ridiculed
@jeremycorbyn
for his concern about the prevalence of poverty & food banks in the UK, joking that those things "live rent free" in Corbyn's head. What a sewer of a country
For those interested, here is the response from the Deputy Speaker and from the Leader of the House 👇
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Ruby's DMs by 2pm today:
🚨 CALLING ALL KEIR STARMER FANS
are you under 30 years old? would you call yourself a 'starmerite'?
then i want to speak to you for a piece in
@openDemocracy
. drop me an email (in bio) or my DMs are open.
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Victims of fraud? Here’s 275k for starters
For victims of fraud, the consequences can be devastating.
@EmilyThornberry
sets out how Labour would introduce tougher measures to protect people from scam calls made from overseas.
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Britain's Overton window is now so narrow it can be represented within a single family:
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@TheOxfordMail
#bicesterandwoodstock
#labour
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The left is smeared as the angry mob again and again. In reality, it is the target of political violence | Andy Beckett
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Incredible. Look at Starmer standing proudly next to the fascist Israeli ambassador.
Today was the first time the Chanukiah was lit in Westminster Hall.
Thank you
@LordJohnMann
for organising and
@JamesCleverly
,
@Keir_Starmer
and
@EdwardJDavey
for speaking.
This year - more than ever - we remember that a little light dispels much darkness.
Am Yisrael Chai!
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Remember when Keir Starmer went out of his way to attack the university students who were protesting this fascist’s appearance at LSE?
Israeli ambassador to the UK Tzipi Hotovely says every school, mosque and second house is a target for Israel.
Asked if that’s effectively a call for the destruction of all of Gaza, she asks “do you have another solution?”
A clear call for genocide.
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When Neil Masterson, a British Jew wearing an IDF hoodie, beat George Galloway repeatedly over the head as he lay on the pavement after comments Galloway had made about Israel, was there a call to look at radicalisation in the Jewish community? Was Masterson referred to Prevent??
When George Galloway was attacked and hospitalised by a pro-Israel fanatic, the political and media class never said a word.
Worth remembering, considering the weaponisation of attacks on MPs by both political parties to silence legitimate protests against genocide in Gaza
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Just checked on the Twitter feeds of: Beth Rigby, Laura Kuenssberg, Jon Sopel, Emily Maitlis, Lewis Goodall, Nick Robinson, Andy Marr, Andrew Neil, Katya Adler.
Incredibly, between them, NOT ONE WORD so far on the ruling in favour of South Africa in Israel's genocide hearing.
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My dad owned a factory, my mum owned some land and a donkey sanctuary, I went to a private school, I studied with Fatboy Slim at Guildhall, and I regularly holidayed on the French Riviera. But above all, I’m working class.
Coming from a working class home, I never thought I'd end up studying law at university.
Moving away was hard, but my time at Leeds led to my career as a lawyer and heading up the Crown Prosecution Service.
It was a pleasure to visit and meet those studying there now.
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Definitely feels like we’re near the end of the Zionist experiment.
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“Criticising Israeli policies or actions is not antisemitism”
Israeli Human Rights Lawyer
@sfardm
warns accusations of antisemitism are being used to stifle criticism of Israeli Govt, including in British politics
Watch tonight ⬇️
💻 LIVE 9PM
@itvpeston
📺 10.45PM
@ITV
#Peston
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A friend sent me this earlier today and I can't improve on it:
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'I don't think 35% is affordable'
Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer agrees that the pay demand from junior doctors is too much, but says the government must 'get round the table'
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When your sister starts to order off of the a la carte menu even though you've specified that you are only prepared to cover the cost of a set menu pub meal:
When your sister asks you to pay for her pub lunch
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"The event will bring together policymakers from across the political spectrum"
The political spectrum:
We are pleased to share that
@Keir_Starmer
will be joining the New Statesman at Politics Live on June 27.
The event will bring together policymakers from across the political spectrum.
Learn more and register here:
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No other country can do this
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Can I shock you?
I no longer think what the opposition does or says holds any sway ackshually.
'He's the Leader of the Opposition for Christ's sake, what is he meant to do - go waltzing into Gaza waving white flags?'
@BenKentish
says 'ridiculous' protestors ,who gathered outside Keir Starmer's house, are 'targeting the wrong man'.
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Michael Walker went to the see IDF propaganda film and has come away from it with the 'incorrect' reaction
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I’ve had two 6+ hour waits at A and E with my son in last 12 months. If you’re unlucky enough to have an A or an E you are gambling with your life. Why are we standing for this?
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Britain's foremost historian and (behind Baddiel) our leading public intellectual endorsing the Hasbara talking points of a literal 12 year old.
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If someone from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Israel is approvingly retweeting your Xmas message, it's pretty obvious what your function is, whether you've intended it or not.
“I am Stephen Fry, and I am a Jew.”
The
#Christmas
message that all Jews needed to hear this year.
Thank you
@stephenfry
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Corbyn at the 2024 Islington North GE hustings to Starmer's Labour candidate:
Starmer is asked whether his close ally Mandelson has questions to answer for staying at Jeffrey Epstein's New York townhouse whilst Epstein was in prison for soliciting prostitution from a minor
'I don't know any more than you do.'
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Labour Party leader, Starmer, says that redistributing wealth is "disrespectful"
I talked to Keir Starmer for three months: this is what I learned
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Save yourselves an hour. I can explain it in one tweet:
If you’re trying to understand this Rightward shift in formerly mainstream politics, do listen to our latest episode of
@TheNewsAgents
- it involves a Tory donor media magnate who’s amplifying extremist views.
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'Have Gary Lineker's political comments gone too far? We speak to a diverse sample of the British public'
The sample:
Gary Lineker has been criticised after reposting a tweet that calls for Israel to be banned from International sport due to the war in Gaza.
@IanPayneLBC
asks: Have Gary Lineker's political comments gone too far?
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My dad owned a factory, my mum owned some land and a donkey sanctuary, I went to a private school, I studied with Fatboy Slim at Guildhall, and I regularly holidayed on the French Riviera. But above all, I’m working class.
I grew up working class. I’ve been fighting all my life.
As Prime Minister, I’ll fight for you.
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@MsJulieLenarz
however many times you repeat this, it doesn't make it true. anti-semitism is discrimination towards jews as jews. anti-zionism is opposition to settler-colonialism in palestine that imposes apartheid or expulsion on the palestinian people.
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@SidWright8800
He's aggressive, I am told (by several people who say he's "almost scary" to play against).
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just earned a block from Paul Mason for quote tweeting the below. interesting to see if he now deletes it
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The man himself believes in literally nothing beyond his own celebrity, so obviously he's incapable of seeing people's engagement in the Palestinian struggle as anything other than 'performative'.
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🚨 NEW: Labour MP Rosie Duffield calls on Keir Starmer to suspend Tory defector Natalie Elphicke from Labour
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Hi
@Freedland
do u want picking up in the morning pal?
US police agencies took intelligence directly from IDF, leaked files show
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guess who didn't vote against the bill, sam!
Lynch asks where was the Labour front bench last night? They were in parliament voting against the Tory plan to sack nurses
I'm sure it's fun shouting slogans on a soap box, but the Labour leadership have more courage than that - they're leading us back to power to change lives.
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Journalist Zoë Grünewald claims that Starmer misspoke when he said that Israel had the right to commit war crimes by withholding water and energy from Palestinians.
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This should be a total scandal.
Woodcock went to Israel in Jan 2024 and returns to write a report recommending new laws forbidding MPs from meeting the PSC and suggesting Palestine marches are banned.
Hoyle returns from Israel and blocks a debate on a ceasefire.
👉 NEW -- UK extremism adviser has been funded by Israel lobby
by
@jmcevoy_2
John Woodcock, the government’s man urging MPs to stop engaging with pro-Palestine groups, has accepted Israel lobby funding amid the Gaza genocide.
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Something has gone badly wrong in the past decade, and large numbers of Britons have lived shorter lives as a result
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“those who tolerate crime”
Labour is the party of law and order and will have zero tolerance for those who tolerate crime
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Never forget the 'liberals' who've enabled this culture
I'll post the video shortly, but I want to get this out there:
In Parliament today, I called for de-escalation in the Middle East and for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
In reply, Rishi Sunak said I should call "call on Hamas and the Houthis to de-escalate the situation." 1/4
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'secure' vs 'viable'
2023 has been a year of pride and achievement.
But for too many, it's been another tough year financially and a time of insecurity internationally.
In 2024, Labour is ready to renew politics so it serves our country again.
Let's make this the year we get Britain’s future back.
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@maitlis
who could possibly have predicted that british 'liberal' journalists would have seen actual authoritarianism coming and thought "oh well, could be worse; could have to pay a bit more tax" 🙄
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