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🧵 Political figures who look like snooker players. Jonathan Ashworth X John Parrott
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Keep going, Gabriel! After another 20 or so articles banging the same drum, I reckon people whose brains haven't been terminally broken by the internet will *definitely* start buying your insinuation that West Midlands Police is a hotbed of radical Islamism. 💪
West Midlands Police made false statements to MPs while defending the false intelligence that it used to justify the ban on Maccabi fans last month. It has now quietly apologised to Birmingham Jews. As said before, enough Tel Aviv fans were racist and thuggish enough in
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Extremely normal language here from Lord Cryer*. * AKA John Cryer, former MP, husband of Ellie Reeves, and brother-in-law of Rachel Reeves.
Police apologise to Jewish leaders over Maccabi Tel Aviv report
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🚨 NEW: The multiple Grammy award-winning singer has now been linked to an anonymous Instagram account that posted a number of abusive comments directed at Lucy, calling her a "minger" with "podgy ankles" and a "flabby arse".
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Britain needs to spend more on defence, says Ben Wallace, former defence secretary, and partner in "defence-focused investment firm" BOKA Group.
“Britain’s back to press releases and, you know, posturing.” The US has been warning that the UK should carry “the burden” of defence spending for well over a decade, and the government should prioritise it, says former defence secretary @BenWallace70. #TimesRadio
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I'm also hearing reports that Taylor Swift has made Lucy Matthews, a database admin from Woking, her number one enemy.
Russia has made Britain its number one enemy Ex-Nato official John Lough on how the UK is being “singled out” for Russian aggression By @RMCunliffe
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1941 (Dir. Steven Spielberg)
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Why isn't Shabana Mahmood the clear favourite to succeed Starmer among Labour members? Don't any of these idiots read the Guardian, the Times, the New Statesman or the Independent?
Exclusive from @patrickkmaguire Ed Miliband is likely to be the Labour membership’s preferred choice to succeed Sir Keir Starmer as prime minister, according to polling that reveals the scale of unhappiness at the party’s grassroots The energy secretary has the highest
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A child who believes in a peaceful world.
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Hello Nigel this is your PR consultant speaking. I am advising you today to please keep responding in a tetchy manner to all the stories saying you were a racist bully at your posh elitist school.
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Top reason why Israel should be excluded from the Eurovision Song Contest? 1⃣ They're not a European country 2⃣ They're a batshit genocidal ethnostate 3⃣ Their music is really, really shit 4⃣ It would boil the piss of some of the worst people in Britain
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Fun fact: The English translation of the FIFA President's given name roughly equates to "Johnny the Child Enthusiast". #FIFAWorldCup
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Every accusation is a confession.
Nigel Farage likes to pretend he represents change. But his party is just a refuge for washed up Tories.
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Greetings, Nick. I am the Emeritus Professor of Walletology at Cambridge. Would you be willing to hand over your wallet so that I can study it for science?
I am being forced to wonder whether Rishi Sunak winning the last general election and bumbling on with bad advisors screwing up constantly for five years straight would have been preferable to this lot. That's how poor this government is now.
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Oh well done, Stella, now you've made Quadrature Capital cry.
Donations to a political party like this are only possible because the UK doesn’t cap what any individual can donate to a political party as long as declared - the entry of those with such wealth into our democracy in this way should make us all ask what they think they are
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I have been a lifelong fan of Zack Polanski ever since he was named Player of the Match after scoring 189 runs in the fourth test of the 2023 Ashes, but any other leader of the Green party would be twenty points ahead of the worst Labour government in history, not four!
Find Out Now voting intention: 🟦 Reform UK: 31% (-) 🔵 Conservatives: 20% (+2) 🟢 Greens: 18% (+1) 🔴 Labour: 14% (-1) 🟠 Lib Dems: 11% (-1) Changes from 26th November [Find Out Now, 3rd December, N=2,591]
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A deserved reward for the comms wizard who ably assisted Liz Kendall to a triumphant 4th place finish in the 2015 Labour leadership election, with 4.5% of the vote.
Keir Starmer is set to offer a peerage to Matthew Doyle, who in his former job as Starmer's spokesman repeatedly used to assure me that his boss was firmly committed to abolishing the House of Lords https://t.co/mveAjzDgUJ
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Make children work, but don't pay them a fair wage, writes woman educated at Marlborough College (£46,965 per annum) from her late-Elizabethan manor house in Devon.
'Labour’s pay bribe to teenagers will backfire. The rise in minimum wage will deter employers from giving young people the introduction to work they desperately need' | ✍️@aliceTTimes
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If only Britain hadn't trashed its core values under the twin pressures of Islamisation and left-wing ideologies, our jurors might all be as lucid, sober, and totally-not-batshit as Melanie Phillips...
'Trial by jury isn’t a problem, but jurors are. Many people increasingly allow emotion or ideology to override their duty to uphold the law' | ✍️ @MelanieLatest
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Half of jury trials to be scrapped and replaced with ‘swift courts’
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