
Linda Wolff
@CarpoolGoddess
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Mom, writer, purveyor of unsolicited advice. @BostonGlobe @WashingtonPost @Cosmopolitan @GoodHousemag @LATimes @AARP @Nextavenue @McSweeneys
Los Angeles
Joined November 2010
RT @mcsweeneys: "Interrupt others with your more important ideas.".
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Fortune 500 Cookies
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RT @JamesBlunt: 20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs….
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When I overshare I prefer to do it in haiku. Link in bio. #TMI #oversharing #periodproblems #perimenopause #menopause .
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Buh bye crushing cramps/No more worries when I’m lateRed sea, I’m finally free
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It was hard to imagine what it would feel like to be a grandma before our little princess arrived. Here’s how I feel and what I did to prepare for one of my greatest and most honored roles yet, becoming a grandma.
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Most of my friends don't have grandchildren yet.
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Calling all grandmothers! What’s your ‘grandmother’name? Tickled to have my piece find a home at @BostonGlobe. Thank to the amazingly talented editor @christinemehta! It was a pleasure! .
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I have a grandchild, so apparently I am expected to reinvent myself with a cool grandma name.
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Who knew as a new grandma I’d need a name too! Thanks for having me @FrazzledHumor! .
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“Gigi: You’re not a regular grandma, you’re a cool grandma.”
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RT @TIME: Introducing our Kid of the Year, Heman Bekele: The fifteen-year-old invented a soap that could one day treat, and even prevent, s….
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RT @NewYorker: This week, we’re bringing you a collection of humorous articles from the archives of The New Yorker—which was, after all, fo….
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Here’s where I spill the beans on my social life. Please enjoy my latest for @thegirlfriendletter. How do you keep your world from shrinking as you get older? Love to hear your thoughts. Link in bio.
thegirlfriend.com
Here's how a reluctant social butterfly found her wings.
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Who can forget the joy of receiving a postcard? This beautiful piece by @CandySchulman has inspired me to write postcards the next time I travel. @NextAvenue.
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Each postcard brought me onboard my widowed mother's 100-day cruise and I cherished her joy of exploration.
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RT @CaitlinPacific: 25 years of hostilities come to an end. Hilary bringing it to the nincompoops of the View so hard that the only comeba….
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Calling all egg lovers! My latest piece for The Girlfriend: The Perfect Way To Make A Poached Egg Plus Three Super Easy Recipes With The Poached Egg As The Star. #egglovers #eggrecipes #brunch #writerscommunity.
thegirlfriend.com
Plus, three super easy recipes with the poached egg as the star.
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Hi friends! Please come find me on Instagram. Hope to see you all there! #WritingCommmunity #writers #freelancewriters #writersoftwitter #essayists
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RT @WriterSweeney: I'm thrilled to share my story in the @nytimes latest Tiny Love Stories. I'm the second one down, Thanks for Sheltering….
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Modern Love in miniature, featuring reader-submitted stories of no more than 100 words.
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RT @RabbiWolpe: As you get older, FOMO turns to COMO turns to DIMO — fear of missing out turns to certainty of missing out and finally deli….
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RT @NewYorker: “The joy I get out of it far outweighs the pain,” said Steve Greig, who cares for 10 senior dogs. “It’s hard knowing that it….
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Steve Greig shares his Colorado home with lovable last-chance creatures.
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RT @NewYorker: Haruki Murakami was about to turn 30 when a thought occurred to him: “You know what? I could try writing a novel.” Then he r….
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If I wanted to have a long life as a writer, I needed to find a way to stay in shape.
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