I’m now convinced that second children are manufactured from the depths of Hell. https://t.co/QpZcjjLkw3

Featuring classic stand-up topics like the dentist, airline food, and aura farming By @richiezabo https://t.co/nDo37luO8l

A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts https://t.co/lAYCylLtqr

our daughter told us last night she's too old for trick-or-treating (she's fifteen) 😢 guess it was bound to happen actually reminded me of this thing I wrote for @FrazzledHumor last year https://t.co/SQDZVVvPQd

My latest humor piece is dedicated to all you playground clingers out there. Big thanks to @FrazzledHumor for publishing!

We Believe You Can’t Put a Price on Education (but $55,000 is a great start) My first article with @FrazzledHumor 😊 https://t.co/fqxjBRB3sC

This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today! #humor #humorwriting https://t.co/6AHOnuVR06

I had fun playing around with my inability to handle emergencies in @FrazzledHumor #parenting #zeppelin #ryangosling (these hashtags make sense if you read the article, I promise)

Kind of put my heart on a sleeve in this latest one I wrote for @FrazzledHumor about being a stay-at-home dad (even surprisingly made myself cry writing it). Hope you like it! “Here’s the SAHD Truth. The Dad Life Is Both Messy and Magical.” https://t.co/COJbxkQDOM

Who knew as a new grandma I’d need a name too! Thanks for having me @FrazzledHumor! https://t.co/a4gOnSY4Mo

"Don't bite or lick your friends." Kindergarten Rules Updated for My Daughter’s Freshman Year in College https://t.co/gslH7XICDT @aknott21 @FrazzledHumor

Over at @FrazzledHumor today with some potty humor! Literally. #parenting #comedy https://t.co/xDOPB3qqmz

After Playing Magic The Gathering with You, a Child, I Have Concluded That My Life Is a Lie and I Probably Have Dementia By Dave Goldstein https://t.co/ND7xxqWOFa

Climate Change Turned My Daughter into a Child-Cursing Prodigy By @Leslie_Stark23 She’s a swearing savant https://t.co/InhdTI1mYt

How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent By @lilyehirsch And, remember, stress will K*LL YOU!!! https://t.co/lrkz3ECJeK

I’m a Father From Six Decades Ago and I’m Worried That Mattel’s See ‘n Say Technology Is Moving Too Fast By @nickjgregory Hold your horses… and cows https://t.co/eBIGJXixB8

I wrote a little story about the threat of technology replacing us, which I feel keenly every time my son plays with his Farmer See ‘N Say toy. Thanks for the pub today @FrazzledHumor!

Thank You, My Child, Though The Pleasure Seems Yours By M. Nathan Robinson Declining birth rates are making more sense to me https://t.co/iwILUWwGDp