Caroline Hirons
@CarolineHirons
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Sunday Times No.1 Bestseller ‘Skincare’. British Book Awards Winner. Founder of Skin Rocks App and the Beauty Backed Trust.
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Worked my arse off for 37 years, raised £600k in 4 months for the people that work in the £28 billion beauty industry that the government shat all over and laughed at in parliament during lockdown. That serious enough for you?
And now you know.
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650 MPs given a £3360 pay rise = £2,184,000. That would cover 910,000 school meals.
I know where I’d rather my taxes go.
In response to
@MarcusRashford
's free school meals campaign which was rejected by MPs,
@Jeremy_Hunt
says he voted with the govt.
He adds 'the govt will look at it again' if help is needed by the Xmas holidays.
Watch GMB live now 👉
#FreeSchoolMeals
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@LOCCITANE_UK
are paying their staff while they are closed.
@homebargains
have put together a £30 million fund to make sure their staff are paid up until December. Meanwhile Jabba the Hut Philip Green has laid off
@Topshop
staff without any pay. No redundancy, holiday. Wanker.
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@ThisisDavina
When a woman is murdered at the hands of a man every 2.5 days it is not the time to pacify a fragile male ego. This is not a good message Davina.
We all know it’s not ALL men. But it IS men.
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Fuck anyone who had anything to do with releasing this information and anything to do with reporting it in this manner. Fuck all of you.
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30 years together, 25 married and four children later, no engagement ring. Stop planning for a materialist wedding and start planning for a marriage.
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If
@Gillette
really want to make a change perhaps they could start by looking at their pink ‘Venus’ range for women that includes names like Passion and Embrace and costs more than the men’s ranges for the same thing. Thanks.
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Shoutout to Kate’s blowdry.
Princess Charlotte arrives for her first day of school at Thomas’s Battersea, joining her older brother Prince George. ✏️📚🏫
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At a time when women are mostly ignored or dismissed by GPs, can’t get the HRT they desperately need because ‘they’re unavailable’ and most are offered antidepressants instead, hear me when I tell you to FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF making it about the fucking man.
Millions of men could be suffering from their partner's menopause because of mood swings
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You need to stop. Stop assuming you ‘know’ all women and stop assuming you speak for all of us. Unless you speak to people with debilitating and painful skin conditions on a daily basis: STOP. Also: some people just like to wear makeup. It’s not ‘devastating’. You do it.
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Same old media hypocrites ‘be kind! Remember Caroline Flack..’ with the same breath tearing Harry and Meghan to pieces. Vile people.
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‘No physical issue with her body’. When I had my section I was stapled shut. FUCKING STAPLES ACROSS MY BODY.
Fucking salad of a man.
“My wife had a C-section, so there’s really no physical issue with her body. She’s just tired all the time. I’m tired too but never too tired to have sex”
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So you can go to Alton Towers and the PUB, but god forbid you want a facial in a room that is more sterile on its worst day than the previous two after a deep clean. What utter shite.
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So this young woman, who isn’t hurting anyone, has now had to turn her account private just because she adds clouds to her photos. Who fucking cares? It says something that women making a living are still considered an appropriate target for ridicule today of all f’ing days.
This travel ‘influencer’ spookily has the same clouds in every photo. 😲🤔😆
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Or maybe, just a wild suggestion I know, but stay with me for a minute: MAYBE YOU COULD PROTECT THE GIRLS, LET THEM WEAR WHATEVER THE F THEY WANT AND ACTUALLY PUNISH PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE PICTURES? Just a suggestion. FUXACHE.
Schools are telling girls to wear shorts under skirts to stop 'upskirting'
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Crying. Cannot believe there is going to be a woman in the White House that isn’t a President’s wife.
Wow.
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Yes! Please, Satan’s toilet paper, do tell us what another no-mark, middle-aged, arrogant, beyond-privileged white man thinks of a strong, successful, intelligent, self-made, independent, confident woman who neither requires nor asked for your opinion.
Meghan Markle 'was a failure’ and ‘over the hill actress’ before meeting Prince Harry, Andrew Morton claims
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Borderline hysterical people, mainly women, forgetting that Brad Pitt HAD Jennifer Aniston, chose to have an affair, chose to leave her, divorce her and marry the other woman. It’s nice that they are civil but personally, that’s not something I’m rushing back to with open arms 🤷♀️
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To be fair it’s good to warn people that he’s around.
Prince Andrew will still receive the honor of having his birthday commemorated with the ringing of the bells at Westminster Abbey
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Imagine telling people for weeks to ‘support the economy’ and go out/eat out/go to work/use pubs/amusement parks/use public transport etc only to turn around and blame the ‘younger generation’ for a ‘spike’. It would be laughable were it not enraging.
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You know what ‘riles me up’? Men that sit with their feet and knees 4 feet apart like they’re packing a 2 litre Evian bottle for a penis and grapefruits for balls. Shut your legs dude. Move over. Leave the people quietly doing their face alone.
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This is brilliant 👍🏼
Oh my god I LOVE this! Did everyone see this girls post last week re the guy who was a Pr**k on Tinder about her outfit? Well guess what
@ASOS
have done!! put her picture on their website selling the dress, making her THE MODEL of their lace midi dress 😍 👏🏽
@theachippendale
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Yeah it gives them energy after the meth withdrawal
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Gary Neville: applauded. Stormzy: ‘massive bellend’.
Hhmmm. I wonder what’s so different about these two men and the way they are being portrayed by the press?
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I’ve been blocked from commenting on my own Facebook page/group/official page for 48 hours for ‘liking’ too many comments. Facebook thinks I’m a bot.
Buckle up Twitter. I’m all yours. 😂
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Are people really shocked at the trolling of Chrissy Teigan while she’s grieving? Some people are horrific trash. Most are not, thankfully.
Twitter is where I was told that I had ‘knowingly killed my baby’ when I miscarried. No trolling touches you after that..
Follow the good ♥️
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I think this is where Piers would call someone a ‘snowflake’ no?
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Do these people think we can’t read?
I'm really pleased that the Domestic Abuse Bill has been passed by Parliament. This bill will protect approximately 2.4 million victims each year from domestic abuse.
This shows the power of our democracy to make real change for people across the country.
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This. Any of us would. 👊🏼♥️
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‘We don’t view him as a police officer.’
Well he fucking was.
And I hope his fellow officers who nicknamed him ‘The Rapist’ have Sarah in their head every single day.
Also: Sky News limiting replies. You can fuck off too with your image-protecting bollocks.
“It’s something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.”
A senior investigator on Sarah Everard's case, former DCI Simon Harding, says police officers “do not view” Wayne Couzens as a police officer and he “should never have been near a uniform”.
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Most of the world’s high-end makeup is made by the same lab, using the same ingredients.
Please quote this tweet with a thing that everyone in your field knows and nobody in your industry talks about because it would lead to general chaos.
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That’s a funny way to describe fucking idiots.
Parents who don't vaccinate kids tend to be affluent, better educated, experts say.
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‘Teenage girl forced to defend herself after being attacked from behind by a man as she went about her business in the middle of the day. The offender is still at large.’
There. Fixed it for you.
@BBCNews
you are the problem.
Also: I hope she smashed his face in.
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Her Father-in-law was knocking off his current wife when he was still married to her husband's mother. Let her wear whatever f'ing colour of OPI she wants.
“She’s a new member of the Royal Family, a controversial member... I think I would be more careful.”
The Duchess of Sussex allegedly broke protocol by wearing dark nail polish - some say she's a breath of fresh air, but others disagree.
@BelgraviaBugle
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@AntoniaOBrien
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When you actually feel relieved seeing George Bush. That’s how bad it was. 😂
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I wonder if
@VancityReynolds
knows that his name defaults to Ryan Retinoids if you’re in the skincare world and just how happy that makes me 😂
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Yeah I only ever wear a coat once. They’re useless to me once seen.
Kate Middleton re-wears blue Alexander McQueen coat for fourth time
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STOP 👏🏼 SHOVING 👏🏼 ALIEN 👏🏼 UNTESTED 👏🏼 UNPROVEN 👏🏼 THINGS 👏🏼 UP 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FANNY 👏🏼
@DrJenGunter
What do you think of CBD infused tampons? The maker claims they substantially ease pain from menstrual cramps
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What a brilliant team. The only disgraces here are the knobs trying to bunk in to Wembley and the losers who go home and take it out on their wives. Stay safe everyone.
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Jesus take the wheel.
Today we're having a huge product development meeting for the iconic Jeffree Star Skin Care line launching in 2021! 💦
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Oh fuck right off.
Scientists say working mums could be to blame for huge increase in overweight kids
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Needed a hysterectomy so read Ryan Giggs' 'poetry' and my vagina shrivelled up and died so all good.
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Meghan’s a ‘piece of work’? Yeah remember when Harry did two tours of Afghanistan as an active member of the military while you were simultaneously hacking phones and getting frogmarched out of your office for printing staged ‘torture’ photos of ‘Iraqi’ soldiers Pierced Organ? 🤚
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Thank GOD
@GMB
made sure that five middle aged (or older) white men were given a huge platform on national television to give us all their opinion on a woman.
5 men character assasinating a woman. No wonder Meghan left the UK. This was uncomfortable to watch. This is the reality women face daily. Disgusting.
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Oh fuck off.
Childless women are 72% more likely to die of cancer than mothers
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Delete your account.
Applying vodka on your face cleanses the skin, tightens pores and can prevent acne breakouts.
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If you plan to have children, space them closer together. We’re on our second round of Avril Lavigne. Listen to me. It’s too late for us.
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Imagine if the government moved as quickly after Grenfell to replace killer cladding as they did to protect a statue.
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When I worked backstage at The BRITs a few years in a row pre-lockdown, Stormzy was by far, the most down-to-earth performer. Hung with his (small) crew in the green room/bar, all had manners, no wankers present. Top man. ♥️
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People dismissing Justin Timberlake holding another woman’s hand, know this: if you ever see Mr Hirons, sans wedding ring, cupping a woman’s hand in his INNER THIGH, dude better be UNCONSCIOUS, not drunk and smiling. Please. ✋
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Literally no woman I know, of any age, gives a fuck what another middle-aged white man thinks.
Brian Beacom: Do women really lose their sex appeal when they hit 50?
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Considering the size of their businesses, are there worse websites for customer journey than Boots and Zara?
No? That's what I thought.
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So brave. So relatable.
Nicky Hilton is fighting climate change by wearing vintage Chanel
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I love this man. And this message.
May I ask you to watch this short video I made about the NHS?
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Seeing a certain singer complaining about not being served in a restaurant because of what she was wearing is not surprising to those of us who have worked backstage with said certain singer and her team. Jaknowhatimean?
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If the Tories start sacking people that have had affairs who’s going to collect the cat from Downing St before it starves to death?
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Oh good. Another man that wants control over our bodies AND is anti-vaccine.
FUCK, and I say this with every ounce of my being, YOU
@kanyewest
🖕
Kanye West takes anti-vaccine, anti-abortion stance in US presidential bid.
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Hands up if you’re a woman that has literally never entertained the thought of carrying a knife for protection. 🙋♀️
Do these figures show that the numbers of women carrying knives is rising or that more are being apprehended/searched? Women have always carried knives. With the rape & sexual assault conviction rate so low, is it really a surprise?
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Lol’ing at ‘here’s why that’s not healthy’... 😂
Influencer says she was on a 'tapas and cocaine' diet to stay thin — here's why that's not healthy
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I took out a monthly sub to the
@Telegraph
around the time of Beauty Backed. I cancelled it today because of their treatment of
@djbradshaw64
When I was asked to give a reason I said ‘Because Allison Pearson is a twat.’ Apparently I wasn’t the first. 👍
#IstandwithDave
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This, from the bloke that drew dicks on the faces of countless young women for YEARS.
FUCK. YOU.
It's official!
#BritneySpears
has DEMANDED that her conservatorship end. And that it end NOW. And she's impassioned! Speaking so eloquent about the mistreatment that she claims to have received from her father and her team. Wow. Wow. Wow.
#FreeBritney
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Did you draw your tattoos on with a sharpie you odious prick?
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‘I’m watching you to the door.’
‘Don’t forget to carry your keys between your knuckles.’
‘Give me two rings when you get in.’
‘Wave from the window so I know you’re in safely.’
This isn’t news it’s our daily lives as women.
Ok ladies, RT if you also frequently casually and regularly tell your female friends “text me when you get home.”
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Hey
@danny__kruger
no-one gives a flying FUCK what you think about our right to bodily autonomy.
Don't want an abortion?
Don't have one.
You odious prick.
Tory MP Danny Kruger says he doesn’t agree that “women have an absolute right to bodily autonomy".
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Maybe stop calling people names and telling them how stupid they are for not voting like you did. Start listening. Figure out how to help the most vulnerable in society. It’s done. You don’t change people’s minds by acting superior. And no I didn’t vote for them either.
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It is not the George Floyd trial.
George Floyd is not on trial.
Derek Chauvin is.
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Stop acting shocked that men murder their entire families and stop prefacing it with his job, as if that matters. Call him what he is: a murderer.
Border Protection Officer Kills His Wife and 2 Children After Family Day at Disney's Animal Kingdom
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To be sure there are Irish bars literally in every major city in the world you absolute melt.
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‘Mum what’s my national insurance number?’
‘XXXXXX - Why?’
‘Erm because my 18th is two days before the election and I’m registering to vote.’
Me:
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Really? Because you wrote about her like she stole your boyfriend in year 6. Horrific.
I'm finding the passing of Sarah Harding harder to process than I thought I might. She was much, much, much too young, and it feels like a light has gone out. I wrote this:
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Working brain cells.
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Get off the podium you absolute lying, gaslighting orange sack of bilious shit.
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My tolerance level for BS.
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God I'm over waiting for this news. It's a shitshow of epic proportions. He can't even make his own scheduled news conference on time.
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Me, exhausted, after I’ve tried to fit my arms into any sleeves in Zara.
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WHY DO THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR PARKING ANYWAY? 🤯
NHS staff to get free parking amid virus outbreak, after 400,000 sign petition
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Hey America. We had sympathy for a while, now we are just aghast at your President. Count the votes.
Book the removal van.
Get him OUT.
He has made a mockery of your country, constitution and democracy.
And we’re all watching it happen.
It’s pathetic. And so sad.
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And?
Harvey Weinstein will likely die in prison if not freed, lawyers claim
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You're not chasing dolphins FFS. WTF IS THIS? Pick them up and take them to safety you kretins.
Sky News is following a fourth boat attempting to carry migrants across the English Channel into the UK this morning.
Read more on this story here:
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If only Virgin was owned by someone wealthy who could help out their staff? 🧐
Virgin Atlantic says it plans to ground 75% of its fleet by 26 March adding staff will be asked to take eight weeks unpaid leave during the next three months
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Send the kids home. Send the teachers home FFS. OR: controversial opinion, vaccinate the TEACHERS ASAP??
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Give yourself the day off love. Stop hating on women making a living.
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Lord save us from the white people telling us what racism ‘actually’ is. 🙄
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Pretty sure that’s ‘rape’ being misspelled again.
Two former New York detectives walk free after admitting to having sex with handcuffed 18-year-old female suspect
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Why don’t we all just go to the pubs at 6am and meet our aestheticians across the bar in PPE and just have at it? Seeing as they’re such sterile, safe environments and all..?
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Imagine being such a twat that you’re offended/annoyed by a country taking care of its young women. Especially when you ARE a woman. Who hurt you FFS?
Sorry if this is gross.
But
#periodpoverty
FFS?!
My mum had to use old rags which my grandma boiled-washed and she re-used.
How did she ever manage to get a scholarship to grammar school, go to Uni and became a headteacher without free tampons???
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I think we need to clarify what ‘self-made’ is mate.
Kylie Jenner is the youngest-ever self-made billionaire, reaching a 10-figure fortune at a younger age than even Mark Zuckerberg
#ForbesBillionaires
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I’m told that the abrupt cancellation of Sephora US selling and shipping to the U.K. is a direct result of the 25% taxes imposed by Trump on cosmetic exports. Hence being diverted to the French site. Cheers cockwomble.
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No they don’t. No they won’t.
#kylieskin
makeup removing wipes ✨ our wipes leave skin feeling fresh and clean 💗 aloe leaf extract, chamomile and cucumber extract help soothe and hydrate skin!
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Steve Irwin devoted his life to saving animals. You euthanise, on average, 85% of the animals in your kill shelters. 🖕
#SteveIrwin
was killed while harassing a ray; he dangled his baby while feeding a crocodile & wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today’s
#GoogleDoodle
sends a dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled to be left alone in their natural habitats.
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