Chrissy Lacemont
@CarnalChrissy
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Joined April 2020
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You exist within Chrissy’s orbit, a fixed point in a carefully constructed universe where every breath, every impulse, is subject to her divine will. You remember a time, vaguely, when you thought of…
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Much lower health care costs too!
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He just said what we were all thinking.
JUST IN: Deranged Democrat political strategist James Carville is forced to issue a formal apology and retraction for defaming First Lady Melania Trump last week when he alleged she was part of an international sex trafficking network.
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This could easily be a modern day Hans Axel von Fersen, George Washington, and Marquis de Lafayette. Foreshadowing for the upcoming Revolution?
This pic was taken the day we all did the Video for their Movie ‘Universal Solider’ @BodyCountBand They used ‘BodyCount’s in the House’ as the theme song..
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At what point will we as medical physicians, medical schools, medical organizations take a unifying stance against Sec Kennedy repeatedly making these ridiculously, inflammatory, & inaccurate statements? @AmerMedicalAssn @AOAforDOs @drsanjaygupta @aafp @NYITCOMDO
Doctors, hospitals, insurance companies, and pharmaceutical giants profit by keeping Americans sick.
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I was on the Muppets Tonight but Kermit blackballed me from any future Muppet productions because he thought I got jiggy with Miss Piggy.🤷🏼 P.S.: He was right!😝
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My wife crocheted a Christmas gingerbread penis.
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Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace spent 10 years capturing these 48 colors of the Moon.
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I am curious about the answer to this...
At what point in life does someone wake up and “say “ fuck it, I’m going to start wearing tight Wrangler jeans and a huge ass cowboy belt buckle today”
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I aspire to this level of genius
Realized that my neighbors can all see my WiFi names so I change them regularly to be passive aggressive
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Happy New Year... on Mars! 🎉 Because the Red Planet takes longer to orbit the Sun than Earth, its year is longer. 687 days, in fact. The last one was celebrated on Dec. 26, 2022. Confused? Don't be. This "Mars in a Minute" video has the answers.
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