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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
foxy !
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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tip!!! : a lot of workplaces can see youโ€™ve applied through indeed and donโ€™t like it. To them it means you just want ANY job not theirs, they wanna know why u wanna work for them. Find the job on indeed and then search it separately, thereโ€™s a more likely chance youโ€™ll get it!!.
@malik_mattu
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Getting a job through indeed is a myth.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
womenโ€™s beauty standards are rooted in paedophilia, goodnight.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
The Poet The Poem
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
have you ever met a hot girl? this is textbook their type.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
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@Reuters
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2 years
WATCH: Take a look at the 'Diamond Jubilee State Coach' that will take King Charles and his wife Camilla to their coronation
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
โ€œi cant believe how little i got for my student load, you got so much wtf๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ because youโ€™re parents both earn 50k a year, sophie.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
thereโ€™s people out there whoโ€™ve only ever met you drunk.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
โ€œJust say no, like an adultโ€
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
this is jerermy corbyns wallet.
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๐—ฉ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿ
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Found a wallet with the following in. We stan ๐Ÿ‘
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
also women wanting taller men comes from men wanting smaller women because they equate petiteness with femininity, so a way women counteract that is through getting a taller man to feel smaller. which donโ€™t you think its strange how being little is the โ€˜โ€™โ€™desiredโ€™โ€™โ€™ body type.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
โ€œwomen are too emotionalโ€ .men over a sport :.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
as someone who has always been petite and small, i found it strange when iโ€™ve been deemed as โ€˜desirableโ€™ because of my size because in my head i think i look too childlike? i could talk for hours about this.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
thank you trainline!!! what a huge help!!!
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
remember how in covid when they magically housed the majority of homeless people? yeah that needs to happen again no one should be on the streets during this weather, no one should be on the streets full stop.
@bbcweather
BBC Weather
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Tonight will be even colder than last night. Simon |
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
iโ€™ve had boys iโ€™ve been out with comment on my size and how they like it and make comments how young i look. slightly predatory but whatever.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
americans wouldnโ€™t last 2 seconds in a british heatwave.
@fatfabfeminist
fat!so?
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so serious how did humans survive pre air conditioning.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
mate thatโ€™s not normal behaviour.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
crying
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
this doesnโ€™t mean people donโ€™t have preference or are consciously choosing childlike women, itโ€™s something thatโ€™s just so ingrained into our society we barely notice it happening hth.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
remembering when this was my familyโ€™s toaster at one point
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
lenn pls the boy i fancy has twitter.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
sounds like a tory insult
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
no i canโ€™t do this please donโ€™t go to the station in the sky
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
plus, adjust ur cv ever so slightly for diff jobs. if youโ€™re applying for a server job and then a supermarket job, they should be different. look for key words in their description and put them in ur cv (which should never be bigger than one side of A4 xx).
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
donโ€™t get me started
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@postproctorism
erin proctor
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how do you serve cunt in a Shakespearean way?.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
no one : .my body dysmorphia: you look like this !
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
also this isnโ€™t to say you WONโ€™T get a job through indeed, this is just personal experience and hearing from an actual store manager that they ignore indeed applicants. very happy for u if u actually managed to get an interview/job through there!.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
thinking ab if i got married to the boy i was speaking to at 19๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’ญ iโ€™d kill myself.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Millie Bobby Brown is engaged!
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@ThisGirlFenty charles isnโ€™t gonna shag u.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
i think we should turn the heating off in Charlieโ€™s big gaff with all the empty bedrooms and see how he gets on.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
@insilverado
liz โ˜†ๅฝกโœง๏ฝฅ๏พŸ: *
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i think some of u are completely missing the point of this. the sexualisation of features that are inherently seen on adolescent girls like being hairless, being physically smaller, looking younger is a problem when youโ€™re simultaneously bashing the way adult women naturally look.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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โ€œwhy did you go along with it?? if your not interested just say no, itโ€™s not hardโ€.
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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A 19-year-old man has been jailed for 5+ years after he stabbed a 16-year-old girl in the leg when she refused to give him her number
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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not 2 be fiat 500 but i just want a cuddle and a day in bed with someone who wants to spend time with me,, is THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
get on an old northern rail train in july with no seats available and the only ventilation is a tiny cracked open window. i have said my peace.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
if u walk barefoot in uni kitchens u fear nothing.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
what does a rat need 8 quid for.
@wlwhaze
jesse*โœต
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just seen this on vinted i am literally in tears ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅน
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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โ€œheโ€™s the king so whatโ€ itโ€™s sooo insane how you can defend a man youโ€™ve never met that is in a family that consistently defends a nonce, why should a family take millions upon millions of the taxpayers money just in the sake of โ€˜traditionโ€™, especially when there are people in.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
and if a ken ton truck.
@S4h41__
zzzzsssshr
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and if a double decker bus
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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what do u call an ex that wasnโ€™t an ex but kinda was.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
My mates housemate started kicking off lastnight cos he spent ยฃ50 on drinks with this girl and was fuming he didnโ€™t get a shag. When will men learn women donโ€™t owe you shit, it was your choice to spend that money. men make me feel so sick.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
tesco clubcard is a cult. what do u mean this bottle of vodka is ยฃ22 if i donโ€™t have a clubcard when itโ€™s meant to be ยฃ16๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
if man not want relationship then why kiss on forehead? WHY KISS ON FOREHEAD .
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
what if we kissed on the sausage roll swing
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
one thing iโ€™ve learnt in 8 years of attending gigs, thereโ€™s always time and no band is ever worth not showering for 3 days standing in pouring rainโ€ฆ ever. Go to spoons before it like a normal person and get in before the act starts and move with the crowd to get closer.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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this country who are DYING of hypothermia because they canโ€™t afford to heat their homes, families that canโ€™t afford to feed their children. The population of this country should be cared for and looked after before millions is.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
any woman> bland men.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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btw i do realise the student loan system is massively flawed, iโ€™m not trying to group everyone together itโ€™s only lighthearted. i understand just because some parents have good jobs they canโ€™t always be dependable on, all parents are different x.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
iโ€™m joking this WAS my type not anymore tho lmfao.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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spend on a fucking air conditioned, bulletproof glass carriage made of gold. Do some critical thinking for once and realise the โ€œthey bring in touristsโ€ isnโ€™t a viable excuse for them anymore.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
nah cos like why donโ€™t people understand we have no aircon, esp not in houses and public transport is hellllllll.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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isnโ€™t one of them a nonce tho.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
if this pic doesnโ€™t sum up ur first sexual experience with a sickly skinny white boy idk what will
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
imagine having loads of money just to decorate your gaff like a dentists waiting room.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
a full manchester arena apparently! terrified that these women walk among us! embarrassing.
@runwayinchicago
soph
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wait people do actually go and see Chris Brown ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I thought you were all kidding.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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rah do u ever think about ways boys have spoke to u but u just went along with it, i get so mad.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
YOUR**** WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME RECENTLY.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
rah iโ€™m not calling u a pedo for having a 5โ€2 bird iโ€™m calling western beauty standards creepy shut up.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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iโ€™d rather pull out every single hair on my head individually than read out whatโ€™s in my notes.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
if youโ€™re at glastonbury tweeting about how you donโ€™t like arctic monkeys have you tried shutting up.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
manchester isnโ€™t the new london pls stop pricing everything up.
@ladbible
LADbible
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Whatโ€™s a UK opinion that will have you like this?
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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urban outfitters is discriminatory towards girls with boobs and iโ€™m not happy.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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wanna go on a night out in town so i can find that guy whose filming all the girls and break his camera.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
cant believe i havenโ€™t been given a vibrator to promote.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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ned flandersโ€™s style hot chocolate
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
this you?
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@emilyhewertson
Emily Hewertson ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
5 years
The government is ruining young peopleโ€™s future. Thereโ€™s no two ways about it.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
these tests canโ€™t even be 100% true because your hymen can break from riding a bike, using tampons or it can even heal? anyway virginity is a concept made up by the patriarchy enjoy ur day.
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I had no idea about this what the FUCK
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
there needs to be a scientific study into why wearing tights and being sat on plastic chairs creates the most ungodly itch on my thighs.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
getting my titties sucked.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
if i ever reach 80 i hope i have the deepest smile lines and crows feet, i hope i am covered in deep wrinkles. i will be happy to see them and remember the long life iโ€™ve had and how every emotion iโ€™ve ever felt has been imprinted on my face.
@glumirror
Alma
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This woman is a pharmacist like go sort out peptos and let women live.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
the point i was making was aimed at a few people i know personally, whose parents wouldโ€™ve payed for most things regardless and their loan wouldโ€™ve basically just been disposable income, but then get upset when they donโ€™t get a big loan.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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i struggle to believe anyone actually lives or is born in blackpool.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
omg i absolutely despise this attitude, you can go to a show of an artist you sort of like, you donโ€™t have to be a diehard fan to enjoy it?? not everyone needs to scream cry foam at the mouth at every song and camp outside a venue for 2 days๐Ÿ˜ญ.
@Falloutperri
charlotte ๐Ÿซถ
2 years
your enemy is not American Swifties coming to European shows. your enemy is locals who like tik toks of the eras tour coming to shows when they donโ€™t even know what debut is.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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life is just L after L and i have 2 just take it๐Ÿ˜”.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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whatโ€™s so upsetting about Sarah Everard case is that her attacker was arrested days earlier before for indecent exposure. This is a behaviour thatโ€™s learnt, something that might start as lads jokes, light sexist comments. All of it has a starting point that is /.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
body posi๐Ÿ˜™โœŒ๐Ÿป posed vs relaxed ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’—
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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โ€œi always fall for drug dealers๐Ÿ˜”โ€ baby heโ€™s not a drug dealer heโ€™s a boy on a bike with a JD bag.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
what about Eid/ramadan? fucking joke this country.
@MirrorPolitics
Mirror Politics
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Boris Johnson 'considering lifting rule of six for 24 hours on Christmas Day'.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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sorry iโ€™m literally irish i hate the royals iโ€™m not pretending to respect a wealthy family that sit on literal gold furniture whilst thereโ€™s people starving in the same country not having it.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
ur in his bed. iโ€™m in his recently deleted folder. we are NOT the same.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
i wish whoever invented these toilet paper dispensers a very die
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
this post lives in my head rent free
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
@melanin23_ @sarahlugor it still works for some! just speaking from experience, i stopped using it and got more interviews. my friends dad is a store manager for a supermarket and he said they donโ€™t even look at the indeed applicants.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
very happy for you all but why am i seeing so many gcse results on my tl like why am i following so many 16 year olds.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
crying lips>>.
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tay
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morning lips r the best why canโ€™t they stay like that ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
when boris says you canโ€™t use public transport
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
a short story
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 years
youโ€™re a tory if you have a family whatsapp.
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
i just wanna know what the fuck
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
canโ€™t believe coronas gone on sale in work cos people genuinely wont buy it๐Ÿคฃ
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
prince phil in da spliff
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
please tell me now if ur using skegness as a safe word.
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
being bisexual is being attracted to golden retriever men and women that could stamp on my neck.
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@mirxclealigner
h ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
this looks like itโ€™s been taken from wikihow.
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