๐น Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
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Gangster Hermione Charm, notorious dog petter You couldn't handle my undivided attention Big hair. Big hooters. Big heart. Can't lose. Not interested. DM ๐ซ
Tennessee, USA
Joined March 2009
"I just killed 2 hobos for this can of beans"
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Ryan Lizza claims then-girlfriend Olivia Nuzzi cheated on him with GOP presidential candidate Mark Sanford in 2020 https://t.co/RfPODt0iW6
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She's planning "ahead"
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Don't let anyone tell you there aren't amazing people on this site. Thank you so much, @cosmopterix. The flowers are as lovely as you. ๐
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She's not around much lately, but everybody wish my sweet friend, @necktitties79, a very happy birthday. ๐๐๐ฅณ
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Is it spelled "cumming" or "cuming"? I want to get this PTO request email just right?
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Anyway... old but still nice tits. Gn๐ค
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Kitty had to jump that high to snatch all its 9 lives back
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All I read was I look good โบ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
She might look good for her age, but being a thirsty trap at 55 instead of being a grandma is just sad.
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this is a healthy 54 (55 in 15 days) year old body
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So apparently head of security at the Louvre is my mom
๐ซ๐ท The entire Louvre security camera system was protected by the password โLouvreโ The museum was also running software from 2003 that hadnโt received security updates for years. Earlier, prosecutors noted that the robbery was carried out not by professionals, but by petty
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They may take elections, but they will never take our tits ๐บ๐ฒ
If Mamdani, Sherrill, and Spanberger all lose their elections tonight, I'll post tits. Freedom Tits.
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If Mamdani, Sherrill, and Spanberger all lose their elections tonight, I'll post tits. Freedom Tits.
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First of all, get out of my kitchen. And b, that's a flavor patina.
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Holy fuck is there anything that woman doesn't gripe about
Michelle Obama complains: โWe didn't get the grace that I think some other (first) families have gotten."
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Herman ๐ฅนโฅ๏ธ
This is Herman. He is a firm believer in keeping a consistent morning routine. No one said anything about efficient. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Happy Halloween, little gobblins. ๐๐๐ปy
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When I got to watch the OG Halloween outdoors, at night, surrounded by the Houston skyline. Favorite gif I ever made. ๐๐ช #HappyHalloween
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When my man spoils me ๐ฅฐ
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