CJ the Typo Queen
@CJsaneAlbertan
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Mom. Wife. sticking around this cesspool to satiate my ADD need for procrastination, witnessing the downfall of society in real time.
Calgary, Alberta
Joined November 2015
Most accurate tweet ever
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Remember when Charlie Kirk was shot and they said, “You don’t know what you started,” and told us there was a war coming? And we said, “Okay.” And now everyone’s already forgotten about it two months later; who could have seen that coming?🤭
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I’m completely burnt out from being a White man in Canada 🇨🇦 If you don’t understand this, you haven’t lived long enough to know how truly great this country once was.
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There’s nothing wrong with doing acts of service for your spouse IF you are doing it because something you genuinely want to do. As long as it’s not expected or being done out of obligation or feeling that it’s your “role” to do it.
I love how the feminist don’t get this. I get it, cooking for someone else is in assault to whatever personality you created for yourself. It’s probably why you’re single. Cooking for someone is a blessing. It’s one of the nicest ways that we can show that we care for
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The amount of people that can’t tell this is AI is both hilarious and scary. I mean, it’s pretty obvious at a quick glance, but the more you zoom in, the funnier it gets.😭
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This was a foreign-backed group. You know by the circus it became and the cast of characters that were also paid to be there and stir shit up. There is nothing grassroots about the ostrich protest.
@CTVNews The sole purpose of this headline is to mischaracterize the grassroots Canadian ostrich advocates as some sort of foreign-backed group. 🤦♀️ Gross, and absurd.
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This is a pretty accurate summary, tbh.
if you're wondering what's going on in Canada, our Liberal party have become Conservatives, and Conservatives are losing their minds over ostriches
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Such histrionics.🙄
What Canada just did to the ostriches, they plan to do to their own citizens next. Mass exterminations are right around the corner.
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For everyone crying and believing the ostriches were just pets and their purpose was for research (because that’s what the grift is), here is an article from 2021 where Dave and Katie are excited to tell you about all the money they make from slaughtering ostriches. Receipts here
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@haymes_joshua Imagine being a grown man and spending your time whining on the internet about bikinis
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This is just luck of the draw with kids personalities! iPads didn’t even exist when my kids were toddlers and I had one that sat nicely like this and one that did not because she was too busy. Both kids raised the same 🤪
it’s not the easiest thing raising iPad free children but now at 20 months old she’s consistently sitting nicely at restaurants which is totally worth it
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@coldhealing "The divorce came out of nowhere" lmao
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These people are such losers and the weakest little snowflakes 😭 So sure of his convictions that he blocks people rather than engage in discourse.
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😭😭😭
A husband with a GRINDR account
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Hahaha, this is so accurate 😭
Lots of men claiming that these guys could very well be your soulmate are not understanding that these problem sunglasses and car selfies are the male equivalent of blue hair and a septum ring
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Now the crunchies are claiming hydrating is unnecessary. 🙄
Before I fall asleep, I can’t stop thinking: how did people survive 60 years ago without a giant Stanley cup of water at all times? Americans treat hydration like a personality trait. Europeans don’t carry emotional support water bottles. My theory: we ate more real food (with
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