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chief of the Petty Police Department | news junkie | houston tx🤘🏾| los angeles ca🌞| #LevelUp ♒️

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This is how I look in real life
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@realDonaldTrump It was hilarious 😂
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Every Astros fan right now!! #TakeItBack
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@realDonaldTrump Did you play golf today?
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“How’s your home?” “Well, it’s completely flooded. I live in a tent.” 😳 #houwx #houstonweather
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@grindfacetv What angel?! He passed away…
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@BNONews The Karma Express has picked up yet another passenger lol
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@InsaneRealitys Confused about the eggs part
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Frank De Leon Jr, 17, who shot his gf 22 times, was given the opportunity to post a $250K bail. Tonight, he is a free man. Absolutely incredible.
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@realDonaldTrump RAPIST! GROPER!!!
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Saw this beauty at @Specs1962 - Jersey Village earlier! @astros
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@_kyrahardy Easily the dumbest tweet since the inception of @twitter . Not even a close second.
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@realDonaldTrump DROP OUT OF RACE! FREAKING JOKE
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My prediction for Carlos Correa: 7yrs $250M from the Astros If I’m right, give me some credit, ok?! #LevelUp
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The one thing I took away from being in attendance tonight is the hate that Jose Altuve still receives. Upper level started a “Fuck Altuve” chant. Absolutely classless.
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@abc13houston You know how much air deodorizer...never mind
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@BNONews So he was employed as a trained firearms instructor but recently released from a mental health facility?! Am I missing something here?!
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@_Tr3yzle @norm it's sad that people would vote for a womanizer, a rapist, a groper.
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@realDonaldTrump @CNN Will she use her own answers or @FLOTUS ?!?!
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@realDonaldTrump What are u smoking?!?!
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@BNONews Jesus Christ. RIP.
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@NoCapFights The fart was well timed
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Gun violence in Houston Texas is out of control.
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Made 19 years at my employer on Saturday. No one said a word. I thank God for the opportunity. I was homeless when I applied. Now I run the show. God is good.
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2ppl unfollowed me due to excessive RTs on the #HoustonFlood . We're under water! We're trying to save lives!!! SMFH!!!!!
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Deshaun Watson will *NOT* play another down for the Houston Texans. It’s just not going to happen.
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@BNONews Explosive news if true
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Kevin Johnson couldn’t cover a dead body with a sheet at a crime scene. #Texans
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@carmeloanthony @espn Man, you coming to Houston or no? Asking for a fan base. Thx
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@NoContextHumans It is what it is
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This Deshaun Watson stuff is exhausting. Absolutely exhausting. Not wasting another second on it. Go wherever. I’m going to @Whataburger .
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@st_weightloss Yes, but do you remember the old school ones?
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Would you fly from Houston to Belize for $99? Because you can.
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@BNONews Taco Tuesday is tomorrow 🌮🌮🌮
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@SheriffEd_HCSO @HCSOTexas Injured passenger died?! Whoa!!
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The Astros couple who chest-bumped in the stands after the Tucker HR. Y’all the real MVPs!!!! #ForTheH
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"Rain gear?! We don't need no rain gear!!" 😂😂😂😂 #Htown 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 #houstonflood
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I don’t wear my mask at home. I don’t wear it walking the dog or walking to the car. I don’t wear it when driving. But when I walk into ANY establishment with multiple people, I ALWAYS wear the mask. Period.
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@Breaking911 “Yes, he’s robbing y’all. Oh, well.” Um, ma’am?! You acknowledge he brandished a weapon during an attempted armed robbery, correct?!?!?!
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@CookieLTC @3900mike lol there literally was nothing behind the punches. That’s why he was able to take them. 🙄
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@cbrennansports @NPR Wow! Worse than Jerry Sandusky?! That’s saying a lot.
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@realDonaldTrump Ramen noodle Poll
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@BR_MLB Reasons why I’ll never visit NYC. I’ll stay on the West Coast. Thanks
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Too early?! #nocaps
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*mic drop*
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Good morning to Justice González and Justice González only
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@wojespn Great?! Thing must be MASSIVE!
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@BurgerKing In my DMs 🍔
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@OhImGon_SayIt G’Jesus help us all
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@HillaryClinton He was speaking of the cartels not all Latinos
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@IanBegley @wojespn That told me absolutely nothing
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@MikeNapoli25 He should’ve carried the bat while he rounded the bases. That would’ve been beautiful. 💙🧡
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@LilTunechi KG voice
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@rawsalerts I hope no one was in the vehicle that was struck. Jesus Christ.
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When’s the last time saw a flight from IAH to HOU?!?! 🥴🙃
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I wish my dad were here right now to witness this. He used to give me shit about the Astros back in the day.
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I’ve been promoted. I am now the boss. 😎
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@KingJosiah54 I thought she was on a hoverboard
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@thashark316 @abc13houston Man, you know damn well it ain’t smelling like Fran’s Flower Shop after warming that over up
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@JohnKasich You don't have a snowball's chance
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FUCK YOU @Yankees !!!!! #ForTheH
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In N Out is complete trash and I’m from Los Angeles @adamclanton
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@realDonaldTrump Go Astros!!!!!!
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@st_weightloss “5% tint so they can’t see up in my windows” @slimthugga
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@ShamsCharania Nerve irritation is accurate because all of our nerves are irritated 🙄
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A very close friend of mine passed away in a boating accident in Freeport Tx on Monday, Memorial Day. I would just like to say he was one of the kindest and most gentle people I’ve ever met. I’m at a loss for words. God had the final say. RIP Bassey Hopkins. 💔
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😂😂😂 #TAKEITBACK
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@JManziel2 @TexAgs You can still turn it around, JFF! Stay strong
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@AdamSchefter @McClain_on_NFL A franchise that has 7 ppl serving as GM telling their employees to grow up lol. Good stuff....
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If this is the final Astros game of the season, then it’s been a hell of a ride. Not ready for it to be over, tbh. Let’s play ball and see what happens.
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@SkipRealBayless @RealSkipBayless 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
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@ABC7 Pizza guy was like…
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@InterestingSci1 @Barraza0502 That ain’t no damn dolphin smfh
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A great day with these two crazy women 🤪🤪
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@MessiEra10_ @Rangers No worries bc you won’t be having one. Have a good evening.
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“Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.” Lou Holtz
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@TeamLou23 Wherever you end up, bro, we appreciated what you brought to the Rockets. Go light some more mfs up!
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I’m dead!! 😂😂😂😂 @ABREG_1 @JHarden13 #NeverSettle
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I'm so sick!!! The ending to the Jersey Village Cinco Ranch game...incredible. #txhsfb @CyFairSports http://t.co/mH9XGv3589
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@RRN130 The dude in the grey long-sleeve gets hit twice and just stands there. Whew, chile. Couldn’t be me...
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There are some cool a** people on this app and most of them are Astros fans.
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@AdamSchefter Diversion tactic: Nothing’s wrong with Brady.
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Current mood in Houston Tx #TakeItBack 🧡💙 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
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Am I the only one who thinks Yordan Alvarez will hit a HR in every at-bat?! #TakeItBack #Astros
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ABREG_1 #NeverSettle
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@KHOU @PastorJaimeG I’ve been in Houston over 30 years, and this area *still* floods. Who’s in charge of getting this addressed??
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@BrittMcHenry You just couldn’t resist, could you??
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@LilTunechi come on, man
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@AP Is he on bath salts?!
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