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Can someone cleverer than me please explain why the Masters App is so unbelievably good and the PGA Tour and DP World tour apps are so unbelievably... err... well not good
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@bubbawatson
@LIVGolfInv
This you ?
Remembering the victims of 9/11 and their families & admiring those who courageously risked their lives to help that day
#NeverForget
#911
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Tiger's final group tee time is 9:20, says he's be up at 3:45am to get his body ready for peak performance.
Not sure about you, but I'd roll out of bed at 8.30, hungover, and run onto the tee with my shoe laces untied and a bacon roll hanging out my mouth
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Butch appreciation tweet. Last couple of years he's been holed up in Las Vegas doing commentary over the wire and the lag didn't help him. Great to see and hear him on site this week.
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Trump loving serial wanker Pat Perez wears shirt to reveal he's a Trump loving serial wanker
#LIVGolf
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I say this with the greatest respect for the greatest golfer that's lived but get fucked Jack Nicklaus
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Golf broadcasters had been handed a global opportunity to show live golf with a huge audience and it gave us a stumbling Bill Murray and a Donald Trump re election ad. Haven’t seen a golf shot in 15 minutes. This is horrendous.
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Mickelson has never been world number one - that alone is a remarkable stat - but he is the first major winner over 50 and that's a record he can never lose.
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Poulter hits the 16th green but it rolls back off the green. It’s encouraged on its way by the beer swilling idiots who bellow USA ! USA ! USA ! as it leaves. The abuse he’s taken today has been repulsive. Makes me embarrassed to call myself an American.
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@LukeDonald
Should've got the job in the 1st place.
Someone with bags of pride and respect for the role and was also 4 - 0 as a player
Best of luck 👏
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Jason Day manages to finally secure weekend DisneyWorld passes and promptly pulls out of
#ThePresidentsCup
Byeong-Hun An replaces him
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What's better than a Shane Lowry
@PGATOUR
win ?
When he wins it with Rory fucking McIlroy!
#ZurichClassic
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Greg Norman, The Saudi Royal family, Brooks Koepka, Royal Greens CC, Patrick Reed, Arlo White, The Centurion Club and all the LIV Golf bot accounts……
You boys took a helluva beating, a helluva beating
#TheMasters
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I am currently chilling cans of cider and looking forward to this evenings Twitter exchange between
@TweeterAlliss
and
@AlanShipnuck
. Splendid m’lad.
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BREAKING - Matt Kuchar still has zero self awareness. What a 🔔🔚
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Oh for fucks sake. They have Donald Trump on live now. Bring back Bill Murray. This is a car crash on an epic level. He’s blaming the Chinese.
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Avoid Wearside GC at all costs where the year is still 1985
Sunday : One of the world's best golfers won a big tournament wearing a hoodie. Maybe golf will progress and trust people to dress themselves?
Tuesday :
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‘Practices alone’
‘Gives zero fucks’
‘Gutted to miss the coup attempt at the Capitol’
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@ngschuNLU
incredible long-game from
@BigRandyNLU
with the multi-year long bit convincing young Neil that the funnel pin is in play only to see him humiliated
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Thanks for the update dipshit
Great Masters going on right now.
@TigerWoods
is leading with 2 holes left to play. Very exciting, tune in!
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GMac reflecting on his pebble victory in 2010 - scientists are also reflecting having identified the exact location of GMac's accent
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Henrik Stenson on the Sky Cart. The man don’t give a f**k.
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Rory wins. Muted celebrations and clearly very emotional. Great to see to be fair. Interview with Sky very teary and some good words about the future of the game.
We ALL want Rory back and firing ❤
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Think of the crusty old boys being served blowfish next year.
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This group of self promoting shitehawks are the only down side to watching the Ryder cup. Should be loaded on a boat with anyone that plays a trumpet at a football match and shelled.
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'Commercially driven'
Deary me.
Just fuck off and don't ever come back
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@acaseofthegolf1
Until Hennie DuPlessis is crowned champion on the 5th green , 2 miles away from the clubhouse with 9 people watching him.
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Castren with a putt to at least retain the
#SolheimCup
HOLES IT !!!!
🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
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The delay is so long that Rory McIlroy has turned up with his clubs, claiming that he's now fit and willing to make up the holes. Awkward.
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Right. Trump is still talking over the golf. I’m done with this. I’m not listening to this orange buffoon any longer.
@wellway27
will pick this up at the turn. Their playing 9 and I simply don’t give a shite about the golf anymore. Goodnight and good luck.
@EmmettKeane
out
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PGA announcer. " And from Ireland. SHAUN LOWRY ". Idiot.
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The 3-ball trio of Korda , Ewing and the match referee finally give the US their first full point at the
#SolheimCup
🇪🇺
Team USA get their first win on the board at the Solheim Cup. Nelly Korda and Ally Ewing defeat Nanna Koerstz Madsen and Madelene Sagstrom 1-up in a highly controversial contest.
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'What drew me in was the concept'
More utter bollocks from team captain of the Majesticks
@WestwoodLee
🗣️ "There's a place for this in golf."
Lee Westwood speaks at Centurion Club on the LIV Golf series. 👇
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Mr Ian Poulter of Orlando FL speaking for the UK population again I see...
What a complete buffoon you really are.. No one is allowed to be successful. You can’t for one minute be serious. Deluded.
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"
@GolfDigest
: Where Tom Watson went wrong :
http://t.co/JyAcUZ54cn
http://t.co/LJNBvb4MrA"
>easily the best
#rydercup
summary I've read
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What a load of shite that Taylormade fargiveness ad is…..
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Dear 2015 Masters organising committee,
Can you fix it for Tom Watson and Phil Mickelson to play alongside each other?
Thanks
Golf fans
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So...Europe have a united team with just about everyone playing well.
USA have:
- An illness, apparently
- A choker (Xander)
- A baby (Brooks)
- A hat refuser (Cantlay)
- Not many points.
Happy days.
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Did you manage to get an extra seat for you nanny on BA this time so you can all come back and vote ?
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Some weapons grade bullshit here from
@henrikstenson
but expected nothing less. He signed a contract as captain where if he cleared off to a rival tour (Let's call it the LIV retirement tour) he knew that was a breach and he would be removed.
End. Of. Story.
🗣 "I'm obviously disappointed by the situation but it is what it is"
Henrik Stenson was stripped of the Ryder Cup captaincy for joining the LIV Tour but says he 'made every arrangement possible here to fulfill my captain duties'.
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The caption 'World number 374' was superb work
@SkySportsNews
👏
🗣️ "I wanted to keep the moral high ground."
Graeme McDowell reveals he resigned from the PGA Tour 30 minutes before teeing off in today's LIV Golf event.
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And now Sergio withdraws after an four over 76.
I bet the first alternate loved that
Tee times out for the
#BMWPGA
and I see Sergio Garcia is off at 0925 in the marquee 3 ball alongside Kalle Samooja and Andrea Pavan
#ToucheKeithTouche
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Fuck me , Player and his sponsors not missing a beat even at this important occasion. Look at his caddy FFS
#TheMasters
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Shortlist it for sports photo of the year 😅😅
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Paddy Harrington with the old 81-65 to miss the cut by 4 in Dubai.
Lesser, younger pros would've had a mysterious back issue and WD.
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It's not about money
It's all about the money
I want Spanish kids to support and play for my golf team rather than their football team.
What a load of scripted shite
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Other things that may be obsolete in pro golf right now
Lee Westwood
Lee Westwood's opinion
#PlayBetter
LIV Golf’s 2023 individual champ
@TalorGooch
is disappointed he is without a
#Masters
invitation while former world No.1
@WestwoodLee
says golf’s majors will lose credibility if they continue to use an “obsolete”
@OWGRltd
when issuing invitations. Details:
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Long term LIV was dead in the water and the Saudis knew it. But instead of taking the high ground Jay and his cronies have sold out. What a joke
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“If I break my wrist, it's on fucking both of you.” Says Koepka on live tv.
If he’s that worried, then take an unplayable. He doesn’t, and plays a decent shot.
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RIP Peter Alliss . The best golf commentator of his time. He will be missed
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Hilarious...Maybe just shout FORE next time
“If your head was a touch softer, I’d be in the fairway.” 😂
@PhilMickelson
. Always bringing the one-liners.
#TOURVault
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Has Tommy Fleetwood been locked in a Portaloo? Completely disappeared from the coverage
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Still not heard what Faldo said about Garcia?
We vined it the second it happened...
#Useless
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We've had our morning meeting at
@ByTheMinGolf
HQ and decided that Dustin Johnson needs to shoot either -
a) 59
or
b) Brooks Koepka
Join
@ShoshEAK
and
@EmmettKeane
later tonight to find out!
#PGAChamp
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57 years ago today, a genius was born.
Fearless. Exciting. Charismatic. Feisty. Cheeky. Loveable. Legendary.
Seve.
http://t.co/jrMrotGc4K
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Awww. Patrick Reed finds the water with his lay-up on 9. Shame.
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Ok Fuckos. Strap a dick to me, this is real.
Old John here for the next hour.
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In more good news Bryson DeChambeau will NOT win a major today. Done at -10
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We
@ByTheMinGolf
are going to go out on limb here and venture this is complete and utter bollocks
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Kept it under the wind....and the net 🙈
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Patrick Reed - Its almost impossible for a ball to embed after its bounced
Also Patrick Reed - So when I found the ball (After TV showed it bounced!) it was embedded
PURE UNADULTERATED BOLLOCKS
Patrick Reed gives a full walk-through of his situation on No. 10.
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An eye roll for the ages. Roll on Whistling Straits
The disdain he has for Bryson is the best thing going in golf these days. 🤣
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2023 🇪🇺 Ryder Cup team
Rahm
Rory
Hovland
Hatton
Fleetwood
Hojgaard x 2
Pieters
Detry
Migliozzi
Bobby Mac
Calum Hill
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Don't know about you but I'm all for banning "Patrons" going forward if we can keep the drone shots
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Golf broadcasting just can’t help itself. You have 4 pros mic’d up and carrying their own bags around a renowned golf course and you have to listen to 10 minutes of Dad golf chat. JUST SHUT UP AND SHOW WHAT PEOPLE TUNED IN FOR !!
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It has taken Sahith Theegala 4hrs 54 mins to play 14 holes at
#TheOpen
This is what will kill the game. Not LIV Golf or the ball going too far.
Disgraceful
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I count 33 people 🤣🤣
MASSIVE crowds following the Poulter/Westwood vs. Ancer/Ortiz alternate shot match between the Majesticks and Fireballs.
This is cooler than the Ryder Cup.
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Let it be known that I hate Bryson Dechambeau with the nuclear fury of a thousand suns and if he looks like winning this at any time, this feed terminates.
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I REALLY hope Branden Grace wins this and Fox realise they haven't bothered to film any of his shots.
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A late one on a Friday for our Lee methinks as he manages to post the most ironic tweet this platform has ever seen. Keep ruffling those feathers
@jamiecweir
👏
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Quite possibly one of the best greenside bunker shots I've ever seen
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Everything I said about Sergio getting picked was pure bollocks....Apologies
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The behaviour of the American fans towards Sergio Garcia on 17th tee was nothing short of scandalous. He buries the birdie anyway. Vamos !!!
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Hitchcock remakes The Birds , starring Henrik Stenson at the Open.... lol
http://t.co/z84rho8Zpg
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Now that's how you grow the game Greg
Linn Grant makes HISTORY winning the Scandinavian Mixed and becoming the first female to win on the DP World Tour! 🫶
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Great 2 putt par from Tommy. Shane has about 12 putts for it...needs 2.
Grinning like the Cheshire Cat is Shane and that is your 2019 Open Championship!
See you all at
@RoyalStGeorges1
next year!
It’s been my pleasure to bring you the Back 9 on Open Sunday. Thanks for reading.
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