Neil Schuster
@ngschuNLU
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Co-Founder & Merch Czar for Pro Traj Holdings LLC (aka @NoLayingUp ); Former free lunch aficionado @Google , #GetInvolved
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Last Seen Profiles
Official Pick: Rory McIlroy to win the 2024 Masters.
I’m not going to lie, I was on the fence this week, but my team and I have been on the phone all day with our vendors making last second arrangements for food, tents, extra pool packs, and security.
The block party is on…
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The real ones know this isn't the first time a Viktor has come across the North Sea looking for a win.
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The scoreboards aren’t temporary. That relief is a disgrace. Period.
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Can we sub in that Japanese broadcast crew for the back nine?
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Back at it today with a new office buddy (Little Pete).
After 3 weeks off, Nelly Korda 11 majors prediction looks prescient, people are jonesing for block party invites, & everyone is going to be staring at the sun today.
Feels like a good time to check back in!
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Faldo: "no chance from there"
Bryson: "hold my protein shake"
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@NoLayingUp
@chambleebrandel
The survey results mentioned in bullet 7. Would love to compare audience feedback notes
@chambleebrandel
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Lawyers, Guns, & Money just came on in the coffee shop while waiting.
The word is out. Strapped is back!
Next week, 6/28, 9 p.m. ET
Part 1 of Strapped: Spring Training
"Trust The Process"
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That’s wild man.
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The Venom Express pulled up to the Killhouse today and Coach Rice even let me tag the bus...We like that!
Good luck to The Rattlers in their first tourney of the year next weekend in Myrtle Beach!
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Update: A feral dog has been spotted out back eyeing the grill (hangs in the woods by the soccer field).
Called animal control and moving everyone to the front/cul-de-sac for now. We are monitoring the situation.
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His first tee heart rate data is being monitored closely somewhere but that information is classified.
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Everyone's hyped to ogle at girthy Bryson (as am I), but I will be following Jimmy Walker's driving stats closely this week. Is the steel shafted driver a potential big right miss antidote? Who can say, but I'll be monitoring the situation...
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Two weeks from today, I’ll be hiking 100 holes at
@SweetensCove
to raise money for
@yocgolf
and their mission to make golf affordable for ANY kid that wants to play.
We will be shooting a
@NoLayingUp
film room episode of my day and below are 3 ways you can support me:
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I get it. Everyone’s a little zooted but the party goes on. Probably didn’t need those brownies. If you need to lay down, there’s a couple couches in the basement. I’ll be here until the end.
@ngschuNLU
the vibe at the block party is getting really uncomfortable and people are being hostile and abusive toward me and a few of the other vendors. Gonna head out, if that's ok?
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Adam Scott dressed like he's going to play croquet in East Egg this afternoon.
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Charging into our honeymoon and marriage this week. Thank you for all the kind words and support over the weekend.
#AnimalShirtMonday
9 for 10 in 2022
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Joe Greiner taking control in 11 fairway. I love it. What an awesome team.
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I don't say this lightly, and I mean no offense to anyone or any season, but THIS is my favorite episode of Strapped we've ever done. I believe it's Mr.
@DJPie
's opus.
See you at 9pm EST.
The boys are headed to Taos tonight for the final installment of Strapped: New Mexico.
Part Three: "Derecho"
Watch it here at 9 p.m. ET on YouTube:
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It's November...why won't they turn on the fire in Butler Cabin? Missed vibe opportunity.
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Update: A couple Dads got in fight. Cops en route. Time to call it.
I’ll be loading stuff back into the garage if you need me.
Trying to keep a good attitude as I watch the paper plates and trash blow all over the neighborhood:
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I'm disappointed that most of the field stuck with outfits from this morning. What am I supposed to talk about now?
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The gig might be up for Rolex's creative agency on retainer...
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Hitting on a Ludvig play before
@TronCarterNLU
and the Vision Fund: 🤌🤌🤌
Denny McCarthy finished at -16, T6 and Ludvig Aberg finished at -18, T4!
👑
@ngschuNLU
: Denny McCarthy and Ludvig Aberg Top 10 for 10 nuggets at +1000 ✅
Payout = 110 nuggets (100 profit) 💵
That’s now 4 weeks in a row for The Beluga with at least one winning play!
#WeLikeThat
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I think
@ShaneRyanHere
may understand Strapped better than I do.
Thanks for writing this. It was really fun to read.
Last summer, I discovered the series 'Strapped' and was immediately fascinated by the direction of
@DJPie
and the interplay of
@BigRandyNLU
and
@ngschuNLU
. This feature is basically my ode to a show that is everything great about golf
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With
@BigRandyNLU
out west, someone has to pick up the slack. We appreciate TC stepping up to fill the void at the Killhouse.
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Come thru! Everyone come thru!! All are welcome (
@NoLayingUp
@BigRandyNLU
included)!!!
Local high school band just rolled up.
Block party is lit.
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Bourne marathon on AMC today. I should have known Cantlay had more important things to do on Masters Sunday.
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As requested, here are some screenshots of John's Year In Review (I believe it's his 20th edition too)! As someone trying to get better at tracking stats, this has to be a gold standard. I don't think they are available online, which makes it even better!
@NoLayingUp
Please, within the NLU privacy policy, post some screen shots of “John’s golf year in review.” Some aspirational levels of dedication there.
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Expecting a big crowd at the block party this weekend, so we brought out the bigger rig. Rory's in 2nd, and this is a proper pack. I will also be vigilante about "latch security" this week...
I like Rory's chances vs. the ice!
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LOVE seeing the R&A rules officials hold the line on this Xander/TIO situation.
"I'm not quite comfortable with you playing a reasonable shot from this bush."
Hell yes.
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Poured a whiskey and fired up Finding Forrester tonight. Seminal flick for me. It sparked a desire to go to NYC for college. Sir Sean Connery will be missed. I’ll have to get a viewing of The Rock in tomorrow!
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Just cleaned out the grease trap and shut off the burners.
Going live shortly: check
@NoLayingUp
for link.
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Trying to keep a good attitude as I watch the paper plates and trash blow all over the neighborhood:
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We’re off to a hot start. Animal shirt Monday’s: 1/1 in 2022 (I know it’s Tuesday…picture was taken yesterday)
Check out our annual goals podcast for how we did in 2021 and what’s ahead in 2022:
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The Bubba, Koepka, Hovland feature group is presented by Mugato. some tough pattern/color combos out of that trio. I'm surprised one of them isn't experimenting with a piano neck tie.
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Did Spieth consider how bad this striped shirt would clash with the red plaid blazer? Is he working with Under Armour design team to troll us at this point?
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We shall live under par this week even if we feel under par the next:
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I would also like clarify that my college football team was not terrible…our record was terrible.
And I will not be answering questions on this topic at this time!
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Long way to go to 11, but that’s 2!
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I'm gonna be honest, I snuck out to play golf this morning. Thought I left the block party in competent hands. Now I feel like Billy McFarland running FyreFest 2.0.
Not good.
(You can sign up for the NLU Magnises card here: )
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We’ve been informed this promotion is known as 'ambush marketing' and is 'highly illegal.' Therefore, we will be suspending the program immediately. I hope to see
@NoLayingUp
merch at Tour events (at your discretion), but legally, The Merch Czar can offer no reward.
#TooInvolved
PSA: For those that are wearing
@NoLayingUp
gear to a professional golf tournaments this year...We want to reward you! Details below...
#GetInvolved
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LET'S GOOOOO!
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SCUMMMMMMY! (but true)
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Will the Strapped Boys play blue line to blue line, adopt a plumber mindset, and find out where Mama keeps the peanut butter?
Or will they get face washed by the Low Country in a round 1 Gongshow?
Tune in tonight to find out!
🚨Tonight, 9 PM ET🚨
Strapped (South Carolina): Part I, “Dump and Chase”
@ngschuNLU
and
@BigRandyNLU
head to Old South Golf Links near Hilton Head to test out some new performance incentives laid out by the C-Suite.
YouTube link:
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What a win! Congrats
@maxhoma23
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Huge, if true...
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Episode 1 of Tourist Sauce Season 9: Australia premieres tomorrow night (9pm ET on the
@NoLayingUp
youtube channel), I put together piece highlighting a few of my favorite pictures from the trip (and included a few bonus images below as well):
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THE BELUGA HAS BREACHED 🐋
Jordan Spieth really battled for a win, but so did
@ngschuNLU
...
After 13 weeks of picks on
@NoLayingUp
, he finally gets a winning ticket 👏
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Ya hate to see it moment of the week is brought to you by Walker Hayes.
CBS halftime show getting vaporized by amp stack right behind them is cracking me up!
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Whatever you can get your hands on and hurry…Need help on the smoker.
Big turn out today on Rory Ave. today!
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Soly trying to sneak back into the block party...
Just a small gathering in the basement right now, might take it out to the cul-de-sac soon. Stay tuned!
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Flip on coverage yesterday and first shot I see is Spieth’s ace.
Flip on coverage today and first shot is Lord Tyrell almost whiffing a 5 wood in thick rough.
Shots on opposite ends of the spectrum but equally entertaining!
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Mr. Dahmen will not* be getting a 30% off discount because that would be Ambush Marketing.
#HighlyIllegal
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PSA: For those that are wearing
@NoLayingUp
gear to a professional golf tournaments this year...We want to reward you! Details below...
#GetInvolved
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I’d like to make a statement at this time:
The
#Strapped
bylaws from the
#CSuite
clearly state no free golf can be set up in advance, & nothing free was set up in advance. There was no impropriety on the part of my associate
@BigRandyNLU
and I.
The defense rests!
Strapped is back and controversy has arisen re: some potential impermissible benefits. You be the judge.
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Sorry for the delay (been getting steep on some Birdhouse renovations at Sweetens Cove).
The
@NoLayingUp
Tourist Sauce Comment winner for episode 2 is below. Best comment each week wins a
@PreProGolf
rangefinder!
#GetInvolved
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Mr. Landes, who's lived at the far end of the cul-de-sac for 36 years, is not happy about the 2pm block party.
Just got a smart phone, so he could keep up with neighborhood gossip on these NextDoor and Twitter websites his daughter told him about (alias
@BigRandyNLU
).
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Why is a weather delay the only time we see re-runs of last year’s tourney? Why not re-run these final rounds on golf channel (or other streaming service) on Monday or Tuesday of tournament week? Please “you don’t understand TV contracts” guy, enlighten me...
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It's a total Sweepstakes the next two weeks...Strapped, new podcast launching tomorrow, an overload of Ryder Cup preview content, actual Ryder Cup Content, and big things happening in the NLU Pro Shop as well (Ryder Cup gear is live & big drop coming next week).
#GetInvolved
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Zalatoris massive right miss off the planet.
"Yea, he'll probably get a free drop over there."
TIO remains a disgrace.
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Going live shortly and will share details & parking logistics on Rory Ave. block party tomorrow.
Check
@NoLayingUp
for live show details going out shortly...
Fired up for kegs and eggs tomorrow morning!
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Rickie mic'd up talking about TIO relief! I wish I could get that type of relief when I have a mega right miss. The rich get richer I guess...
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The contrasting strength & conditioning of Woodland and Bryson is fascinating. One has lost 25 pounds in 3-6 months to help his durability over the next 10 weeks, the other has gained 25 pounds in 3-6 months to gain distance. Will be fun to follow the results for both over time!
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Let’s go baby!
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Replay of Cantlay coming back from the cutline on Friday...What a weekend!
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Jordan and the amazing technicolor golf shirt.
What an homage to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
(The shirt is the worst we've seen. period. point blank.)
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Still reeling from this revelation: he tees it up higher to hit it low. Reminded me of another pro tip that shocked the world years ago: Hot Ice...You heat up the ice cubes, the best of both worlds!
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Bump. (Holy shit）
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I'm not sure we've appreciated Spieth's homage to Soly with the aggressive all blue look today. Not really the
@NoLayingUp
pod bump we're looking for but a touching tribute!
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