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TweeterAlliss

@TweeterAlliss

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Channelling the spirit of the late great commentator. Parody.

In a commentary box
Joined June 2011
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
5 years
Peter Alliss, the Voice of Golf. Rest in Peace m'lad.
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@TweeterAlliss
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@HeatherKMcMahan
Heather McMahan
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Hear my full story of what happened at the Ryder Cup. https://t.co/YtG4Ju95as
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
Yes, just use the Steve Pate example from 1991, when it actually made a difference to the winning of the cup. Lovely.
@KVanValkenburg
Kevin Van Valkenburg
3 months
Imagine trying to explain the Envelope Rule being the difference in Europe keeping the cup to your non-golf friends.
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@vaneck_us
VanEck
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An unfriendly reminder
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
9/12 Ryder Cups for Europe this century, that is quire a phenomenal return. Quite majestic.
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
Luke Donald, what a Ryder Cup legend.
@JustinRayGolf
Justin Ray
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Won 4+ Ryder Cups as player and 2+ as captain: Walter Hagen Sam Snead Arnold Palmer Luke Donald
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
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The winner of the 2025 Ryder Cup according to the US media.
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@nebiusai
Nebius
5 months
The ultimate cloud for AI innovators. Built to democratize AI infrastructure and empower builders everywhere
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
Incredible performance by the US in the final day singles, rumours the PGA of America threatened to take back their appearance money are unfounded. Remarkable.
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
Congratulations to Tommy Fleetwood in winning the Jacklin-Nicklaus award in the category of ‘Best Hairstyle’. Quite lovely.
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TweeterAlliss
3 months
Shut up about the envelope now please. 15-13. Majestic
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TweeterAlliss
3 months
I do imagine that when the late great Dolores O’Riordan sat down and penned the immortal song ‘Zombie’ did she ever imagine it would be sang on the 18th green of a golf tournament. Majestic.
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@TweeterAlliss
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3 months
Justin Rose this evening. Fabulous. 🌹
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
Don’t be using the envelope as the reason you didn’t win my dear US chums, Harris English was in it, not Jack Nicklaus.
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
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Reporter to Shane Lowry: What will it mean to you playing in a home Ryder Cup in 2027? Lowry: It will be a little nicer than playing here.
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Written off since the buildup, and Europe deliver yet again, against all odds. Heart of lions. Quite majestic.
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TweeterAlliss
3 months
It’s getting rather close, I wonder what green the US will choose to invade, by Jove.
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
This is what I do to shoo the crows when I’m off to buy the newspaper.
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
The Europeans have been masters of keeping the US crowd quiet this week. Fantastic by Matt Fitzpatrick.
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TweeterAlliss
3 months
Let’s set the course up to suit Bryson, he’ll be our standard bearer. He’s currently 4 down against Matt Fitzpatrick.
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
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Stepped down! She let the crowd in a barrage of abuse, what on earth.
@JoshACarpenter
Josh Carpenter
3 months
The PGA says first tee emcee Heather McMahan extended an apology to @McIlroyRory and Ryder Cup Europe and stepped down from the role
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@mrewanmurray
Ewan Murray
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And loses the hole.
@NBCSports
NBC Sports
3 months
Bryson DeChambeau nearly drives the 1st green AGAIN at the Ryder Cup! 🤯🇺🇸
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@TweeterAlliss
TweeterAlliss
3 months
I’m not sure if I’ll be able to last the whole evening, but I really would like to stay up to see Phil Mickelson turn up to the press conference to blame Tom Watson.
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