BuySideCPA
@BuySideCPA
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“Finance” | Pronouns: debit/credit/carried interest | Current: coastal elite; Former: non-coastal hillbilly | A/P clerk @ large PE firm ($800k AUM) | Reply unc
New York, NY
Joined March 2020
“this is what they took from you.”. His 24 year old lungs looked like this btw
24 yr old and his family of 3. 1946, Kentucky. Rent was $9/month. This is what they took from you
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Meeting with my attorney now. I’m NOT f*cking around. Everyone cyberbullying me in the replies of that post will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I could’ve told you a long time ago that selling cars from giant vending machines was a terrible business idea and to not invest in this company.
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@chasedownleads you might be able to pickup this distressed vending machine biz for pennies on the dollar.
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I could’ve told you a long time ago that selling cars from giant vending machines was a terrible business idea and to not invest in this company.
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A “banger” reply to one of your tweets is the dopamine release equivalent of 100 likes.
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When negotiating prices at a brothel the most effective offer to make is “penny for your thots?”.
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Someone should ask him what happens to your taxes in years 2-15 of the hold. It’s so weird they never mention this!. Don’t make me tap the sign:
If you make $100k a year you can legally pay $0 in taxes if you buy a single Airbnb in 2025. Here is how 👉
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Feeling proud of my pigtail handiwork this morning. My DMs are open for any feedback (don’t do this)
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One incredibly refreshing thing that makes it much easier to deal with a 113 degree subway station is getting hit with someone’s giant plume of cherry cotton candy vape smoke 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼.
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The weekend started with my daughter excited to bake a cake and ended with me finding out I’ve become violently lactose intolerant.
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I’m in the 72nd percentile of intelligence, kiss my ass you uneducated retards.
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When is everyone going to stop pretending they like wasabi. We all know it’s revolting, you can give up the act.
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Looking forward to my 9am “quick connect” with HR and my manager tomorrow morning!
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Nothing says “I’m a responsible steward of investor capital” quite like paying a 10x brand premium for an engagement ring.
Going to propose to my girlfriend in 15 minutes. She’s visiting Scotland with her family. I flew in yesterday, and she has no idea I’m here. Her sister is bringing her to me with the excuse of wanting to find a nice spot to Instagram pics. Wish me luck!
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Donor kebab? No thanks, I’ve already done all my charitable giving for the year.
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Need a coffee so strong it’ll scare me into chewing some aspirin.
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How someone who moved to NYC six months ago looks at you when you don’t spend 100% of your free time volunteering and apologizing for being a gentrifying, transplanting, non-native piece of shit.
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I adjust her GAAP until she EBITDAhhhhhs.
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