Ibrahim Nzioki
@BrutImz
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God's child| BMW #1 fan| Innovator| Automotive electrical sensei| IT consultant
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The problem is the guy who left that gate open. 😌
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I was once stopped by a cop only for her to admire my reska. On seeing my tires, her next comment was “hizi miguu zimeisha”. I responded by indicating that they were performance tires; semi-sleeks. “Nunueni vitu tunaelewa” that was her last response. They were worn out though 😅
Siiiet...how would you convince ule karao wa nduthi izi ni mpya...😩😂
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So today I had a chance to sit in one of my bucket list BMWs; the legendary G11 7 series. My oh my!!! When they say money cannot buy happiness, tell them to give you that extra cash they have I show you where to buy that happiness. Let’s start off with the exterior
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Barely an hour went by after my bro
@alexmwanzo
twitted about this when he got himself in a similar scenario after an Uber guy decided to hard brake on a freaking highway. It’s sad when bikers and cyclists suffer under the ignorance of bad drivers. Get well soon bro 🙏🏾
We are losing FAAAAARRR to many cyclists too accidents on our roads?
We need to champion road safety and good practices for both riders and drivers
Let's TORQUE
#SpaceYaMagari
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IT’S OFFICIAL!!!! Our resident makanika
@alexmwanzo
has done it!!! Evidence is all over the socials. The E30 made its first drive EVER without breaking. It was nice having his gaidi and son present to witness this 👌🏾😁. Mpesa number: 0724452115. Let’s do this!!!
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Tulisema hakuna kutembea tena kama mifugo. For only 465K, get yourself this lovely BMW E34, facelift edition. Literally this is a buy and drive unit. Full suspension overhauled, smooth running M43 engine best for fuel economy, sunroof and AC. Reach out for more details.
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27 years later with 230k kms on the clock and Bella is still growing younger, prettier and faster. Best financial mistake I ever made 😊
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She killed my campus desk mate, Farid was his name. It was gruesome, 22 damn stabs with no signs of self defense. My pal died a painful death. Let’s see how the justice system responds to this. I’m so much waiting…
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Spent the afternoon cleaning and waxing Bella. Can’t feel my hands 😩. But the results ain’t that bad after all 😌
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This weekend let’s give
@alexmwanzo
a challenge; he drives his shitbox to limuru and back without it breaking and we transform it for him from frame 2 to frame 1. 77k followers we all send Ksh 10 to the resident makanika’s embesha if he succeeds. Who’s in?
The e30 we were promised versus the one that's being catwalked on our timelines.
In there between the two lies the blood of Jesus, a few keshas, a couple more arguments with gaidi and a poor child's school fees.
We wait.
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Men don’t need a lot to make them happy; fast cars, scenic routes, good food and great company.
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Kuna mahali nafaa kuenda na ni saa hii… Hii greatness hauwezi pata kwa automatic transmission. Sina energy ya kuargue.
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So yesterday was our wedding anniversary and my wife had the time of her life; not in a fancy restaurant or a getaway experience but in our 27 year-old jalopy enjoying an evening cruise with my
@BMWClassicsEA
family. A cake to crown the day was enough
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Guys, prepare yourselves!!! Our resident makanika
@alexmwanzo
is finally here with a bang! 🔥🔥🔥. Tomorrow it is; he does the lap we transform his shitbox 10 shillings after the other. Details to follow.
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With the legend himself
@alexmwanzo
in kisumu searching for gems, quick lunch then back to NBO
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The day couldn’t have been any better. Chasing sunsets has just gotten👌🏾
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You were saying…? 😅
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LONG THREAD ALERT!!!
So sometime back I posted about the reliability of the M5X BMW engines. I had a 2000cc M50 engine that was really reliable. Since I got the car, all I ever did was just normal service; oil change, filters, plugs…
The M5X engine series have proved to be one of the best and reliable engines in the BMW engines lineup. Mine has served me well with no single breakdown since I got the car. But it’s time I upgraded to something new-age. I’m selling my M50B20….
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This year couldn’t have started any better! Frame 1 working on an E39 BMW with an Alpina 3.4l engine; Goals!!! Frame 2, seeing my buddy
@alexmwanzo
’s E30 on the road after a journey that took blood, sweat and tears literally!
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Yes please!
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Machakos county; beautiful roads, beautiful views. No better way to hug those twisties than with the ultimate driving machine, the mighty BMW E36.
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Late night therapy runs. Dump clutch, drop gear, accelerate, shift up, repeat.
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In other news, this car of many colors courtesy of our resident makanika
@alexmwanzo
is up for grabs. For an enthusiast with a heart and soul to transform it to its desired glory. DM for serious buyers. Documents are available.
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I was going through my stuff today and apparently I found I’d stacked all
@naivas_kenya
receipts of purchases made this year from January to date. Wueeh! Let me tell you guys…. I don’t know why I’ve not won anything with them yet.
@naivas_kenya
fanyeni kitu 😩 new year’s treat?
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12000cc in one frame, ALLEGEDLY the fastest BMW powered E36s in 254. Frame 2, enjoying the Makongo twisties along Machakos-Makueni route with
@alexmwanzo
leading the pack.
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What I drive vs what my neighbor drives 🥶. Next plan is to lower my shitbox 😎.
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The M5X engine series have proved to be one of the best and reliable engines in the BMW engines lineup. Mine has served me well with no single breakdown since I got the car. But it’s time I upgraded to something new-age. I’m selling my M50B20….
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M57 Powered Nissan patrol coming to your streets soon. Wired by Me.
First start 👇🏾
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Usiingie 2024 ukitembea kama mifugo. Here’s a lovely BMW E36 up for grabs. Running a 4 cylinder engine, good on fuel economy. It’s a perfect daily and can make a good blank canvas as well for someone willing to turn it into a project car. Asking price 260k. Buy and drive.
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So yesterday I had the chance to drive a 2017 Range Rover Sport HSE. I’ll be very honest, I’ve never been a fan of this specific model but here’s a quick review of my few minutes interacting with this British engineering.
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Manifesting my retirement home atmosphere in not such a distant future.
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Moments I wish to have shared with my pops in this humble beast😔. May he keep resting easy. My mom enjoys it though 😊
He took his grandparents for a spin in his BMW M4. The reactions are priceless 😂
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Three years of pure Love-hate relationship. But I wouldn’t want it any other way. Transformation galore
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For those doubting my fuel consumption for the drive to Mt. Ololokwe and back, here’s a thread on every stop from Nairobi to Ololokwe and back. Fueled full tank at Shell drive thru in survey
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#BMW
#E36
is an addiction. It’s like a drug that flows deep in your veins pumping every ounce of happiness that a heart can hold. It’s a therapist on wheels. I can say much but seeing our one-handed makanika
@alexmwanzo
taking his dose says it all
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Weekends are for boys and their toys. Slowly transforming
@alexmwanzo
’s E36 into greatness. Eyes on the prize.
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It was an ultimate test that I put my car to and it didn’t disappoint even a single bit. 665kms done in less than full tank. Can’t get any better than this 👌🏾😁
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Tumefikiwa 😂😂😂. 1996 car owners tumeitwa walalahoi, wueeeh! Wacha tubaki kua handy huko garage.
Watu wa 1996 cars wanapigwa slander na niko hapa na ya 1986. Kamati ya broke guys who cant afford real cars😂😂😂😂😂 nyi huongea tu fwaaa hii mtaa.
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Three years down. Frame 1: 13th October 2020, Frame 2: 13th October 2023. The struggle continues 😌
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Pro tip: always keep your engine and engine bay clean. It helps when you want to check for leaks, breakages and foreign objects. Depending on where you stay, once in two weeks cleaning can be ideal.
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This might be one of the fastest but best builds I’ve seen through so far.
Frame 1: block thread reinforcement
Frame 2: cylinder head resurfaced
Frame 3: breaking in, 100kms done
Frame 4: comparing notes
@alexmwanzo
is having a good Christmas this year. For the wins my bro 🤝🏾
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My boy
@alexmwanzo
is one chap that doesn’t accept growing alone. My small wins in the car scene is almost entirely because of his influence and input. Thanks bruv 🤝🏾
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If you call yourself an automotive electrician and you do shit like this then you’re dumb, TF! Frame 2 is after I’ve corrected that mess.
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Weekends are for boys and their toys. Today I spent the better part of the day with makanika
@alexmwanzo
fixing his VAG unit. One minute the whole front-end is out, the other minute we are flying low at the Expressway. What more can men ask for?
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So today I decided to go rhino charging with my humble beast… let me tell you guys, I need that X5! 😩I felt the pain when Bella scrabbed her belly on those mud-filled roads. Frame 2 and 3 is after, I had to give her some TLC to wipe off that pain.
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My brother who always mentions my name where there are opportunities. Much respect bro 🫡
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Good morning car_X. Some Monday motivation; dreams are valid. 😊
Bella’s first showcase at
@urbanretro_ke
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This thread is about wheels:
We’ve always been sharing ideas with wifey on how we’d want our project car (Bella) to look like. Frame 1 to 3 are the options we’ve had in mind so far. That conversation was from 2020. Frame 4 is a photo I took yesterday. To get here…
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Mambo imechemka! Out with the old, in with the new. Hapa makanika
@alexmwanzo
amesema hataki mchezo. Nickname ‘rust connoisseur’ amesema mtakua mnaiskia na majirani. Assignment imebakia two stages; lowering it then paint 😌
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Today Bella (that’s her name) went out on a light duty. She can be soft; she’s a humble beast 😉
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Buying a shitbox that has a lot of OEM and aftermarket parts that make it look way cooler with every upgrade😫
What's the worst financial decision you've ever made?
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Mambo imechemka!!! Another dangerous
#E30
coming to these streets. It’s not business as usual. Mechanicals courtesy of
@stance_auto
and Electricals by your one and only
@BrutImz
. PS; chase old BMWs at your own risk 😅
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Yap, called it! Hanging with
@alexmwanzo
is always a bad influence. We are out shopping for brake upgrade kit for his car then we end up buying bmw E36 M3 style 24s Motorsport wheels out of budget. 🤦🏾♂️
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Easy Sunday afternoon cruise with wifey tukipumua hewa safi barabara ya upstairs. Frame 4, went to visit my bro
@alexmwanzo
we plan our next gig.
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Yap! About to make more money intensive decisions with
@alexmwanzo
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Good morning tweeps!!! It’s about to go down! Small small followers and retweets then I do a thread on this amazing upgrade project… watch this space!
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Yap! I said it and I’ll say it again, chase old BMWs at your own peril. Ni kumoto 🔥🥵. Build courtesy of
@stance_auto
and electricals courtesy of me 😊
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@salma_zeinab
Electrical troubleshooting is an important aspect to put into consideration when choosing a car of your liking. Most car companies nowadays hide their technical data so that you to take it to the dealership for repairs and servicing instead of doing it yourself
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Hizi streets sijaona content ya Automotive Electricals on car twitter. Nianze? 10 retweets we confirm kama mko interested.
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An hour later, we decide to head home since the roads were clear. His gaidi and kid had bounced already coz of early morning school runs. So we hit the road…
@alexmwanzo
took 3 minutes to his house, I took 7 minutes to mine in syokimau…
Guys, we saved time, not fuel 😭😭😭
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Walai sauti ya doc ni ya upper Karen lakini appetite ni ya shinyalu.
Having a busy day like mine went
Call Akinyi 😋😋
Supper kidogo kurudisha calories 😌
@AkinyisP
thank you for the lovely surprise ❤️ and the note 🥹 fundi is so grateful
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T is for Torque, T is for TROUBLE!!! 😈😈😈. Few retweets, few followers I do a thread on what cooked and what was/is served!😈
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That smile is enough to tell you that the E36 is going nowhere. Enough said, engine swap coming soon…
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I think I made a mistake building this car for my bro
@alexmwanzo
coz wueeeh! 💀. Usinicall out na hii confidence tafadhali 🥲😅
You drive an Audi q5 yes . The car is roughly 10x the cost of mine
Kuja bypass sai sai
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The amount of tech deployed in this car is some next level ish. Starting with lighting, BMW laserlight beam so bright that can even expose your darkest sins. The LED day runners with the crystalized effect and the tail lights give this car a unique look, one to die for.
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So yesterday while heading home, out of nowhere traffic builds up along Mombasa road right from airtel, I then decide to hop hapo
@TotalEnergies
Mombasa road to fuel up and chill kiasi for traffic to ease so that I save on fuel coz wueh! Guess who I bumped into…
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So today I pushed my bro
@alexmwanzo
to have the first run on his E36 build, mans was hesitant sijui bumper sijafunga, sijachange wheels, 🤦🏾♂️but eventually he gave in. Let me tell you guys… pocket rocket innit! I’m sure after what I’ve done bado adrenaline yake iko kwa ceiling 😅
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Happy new year fam from me and mine 😌. In 2024, burn rubber, not liver or weed. 😉
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