Don't ask why or what I was doing there I will not tell you

Been tho this shop before and this is shocking news

Probably be found dead in a drained pool weeks later

After the Ferrari demolition derby I'm gonna settle into a nice Crack house

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By the way Aaron judge I'm your biggest fan but I could still hit a softball further than you can hit a baseball

"Learn to handle your emotions in a more adult way" Drinking at 10 am seems pretty adult to me

Flakka or so I've been told

I'm pretty sure I'm not even actually related to the guy but whatevs

Getting shitty for my uncle Duncan who I've met once but I guess he's dying

That Mickey Avalon song sounds like this

After She Cleaned Her Ass, She Got Her Asshole Licked By A Man's Tongue, And Then As Her Alluring, Peachy Ass Sparkled And Shined, She Enjoyed Having His Huge Cock Rub Against It, Because This Barely Legal Is A Precocious Little Bitch Who Will Hot Dog Your Cock To Ejaculatory Ple

Entire mixtape has perfect fall vibes

Kyrie appoints himself a voice of the voiceless then takes offense and deflects and runs whenever asked to elaborate on his commentary. Dude is a joke. A clown. And hasn't done a damn thing noteworthy on the court since 2016. Just a QAnon Monta Ellis at this point

A few kids died in a drunk driving accident and then a few weeks later a girl died from cancer

@elee_ob Lots of shaking, and we both threw up violently

I'm always putting stuff in the weirdest places

Lock eyes with woman across the bar. Entire life flashes before my eyes. Courtship. Wedding. Marriage. Kids. 2 boys. Promising athletes. Bigger stronger than everyone. NFL dreams. Puberty. They stop growing. 5’9. Division 3. I snap out of it and hide in the bathroom for 2 hours

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