Jose Canseco
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6x All-Star | 4x Silver Slugger | 2x WS Champion Business: evan @theupprhand .com
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Melinda Gates and Alex Rodriguez will be publicly dating by the end of the summer
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Maybe he’ll get lost in there
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I wonder if aliens drink and do drugs maybe I will try dating one...female alien ofcourse
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Merry Christmas and happy New Year's to everyone except 2 certain people I think they know who they are
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Does it cover up cheating on Jennifer Lopez?
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Hey little buddy
@realDonaldTrump
u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me.
#yeswecanseco
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I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet
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Fell asleep and woke up to 3 female aliens probing Me for crypto info
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You can't control Bigfoot or aliens so you can't control me either
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Once I am president I will create an army of robots that will Cleanse This World of all its corruption
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The balls in my pants have less juice in them then the balls in this game
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I hope everyone stays safe during the Eclipse today except one guy
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Happy Thanksgiving even to arod and his family...ps. arod your still a jerk... PS Happy Thanksgiving also to Jennifer Lopez
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Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I need to know because I have had contact with them
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Alex Rodriguez I challenge you to a boxing match or an MMA match anytime you want
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I am and will always be just simply a basball player,my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.
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Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is
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Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez
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You’re an absolute idiot
RIP OJ Simpson. Heaven just got a outstanding running back
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Hey Jennifer Lopez by the way I am single And I can be faithful
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Go on a Bigfoot and alien Excursion with Jose Canseco contact Morgan Management at 702-374-3735
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No headgear
12oz gloves
Get in touch w/ my management & let’s get this on the books
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Are corrupt system must be taken down by a supernatural Force
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This is the coward talking shit.
These internet kids are all talk
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Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed
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There is no way I could fuck this country up more than it already is
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I hope
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@PFTCommenter
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@KFCBarstool
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They’ll all end up like
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Unconscious
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On May 26, 1993 I made history in the outfield that I’ll never live down
And yes my head hurt after
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Come play golf with me and learn about aliens and time traveling
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Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez will go their separate ways this year and Alex Rodriguez will hook up with a fitness model
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Tim Tebow let me help you with your swing I just saw one of your bats you have no rhythm right now and you're to rotational I will help you for free I'm a fan of yours
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Get ready Billy football I'm Coming For You February 5th
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It does not matter who wins the presidential debate war is coming war is imminent
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If I can hit a softball 500 feet at the age of 55 you can hit 40 home runs in the major leagues if you let me help you yes I'm talking to you Tim Tebow
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On August 10, 2000 I made my debut with the Yankees
In the bottom of the 4th inning I hit a home run off the left field upper deck at the old Yankees Stadium
Great memories
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How does A-Rod have more followers than I do he's boring and constantly lying I'm in your face telling the truth and constantly entertaining you..hmmmmm
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I will fight anyone of the Logan Brothers they have enough for anyone with any type of talent yet or fighting skills
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Cornell west is 100% correct ...the problem is that we live on planet earth the devils domain..
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As president I would create immortal moral robots that would go around eliminating corrupt corporations and people
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If
@LoganPaul
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Father against father
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Let your prepubescent loving father speak for himself
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OJ Simpson was a murderer
His death should not be glorified.
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By the way Aaron judge I can still hit a softball further than you can hit a baseball anytime you want to find out contact me
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Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing
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Human being should not be in political power Android should or maybe aliens I would rather have Bigfoot
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Flying to New York this morning my plane crashed I was swimming to my appearance and aliens picked me up they're going to drop me off at my appearance at 1 o'clock today see you guys then
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Alex Rodriguez is the most predictable person on this planet
Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez will go their separate ways this year and Alex Rodriguez will hook up with a fitness model
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If I were president I would give citizenship to aliens and Bigfoot
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Jennifer Lopez I have something to show you for your eyes only you will not regret it please contact Morgan
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I am willing to take a polygraph to prove that what I'm saying about Alex Rodriguez is 100% accurate
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Aliens find us To be a minimal threat because we have not learned how to Time travel by folding time
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Aliens need to come and systemically correct our system
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Aaron judge I am getting ready for you let's see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball I doubt that very much let me know when you're ready we'll do the competition for charity
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I told you they would split up...jennifer is to good for Alex also jennifer is not arods type
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Jennifer Lopez I would fight for you but I have 2 torn shoulders and a bad knee from my last fight
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I spoke with some aliens the other day and they don't even like arod they call him a clateau barata nicto
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If ortiz is in the hall of fame so should the other guys who use PED,s again MLB screws it up again talk about hypocrisy
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Hey little buddy
@realDonaldTrump
I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan
#readynow
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I would systematically eliminate racism if I were president
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I am awake at all hours and hear noises in the dessert at night
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Cuban style birthday I turn 57 today eat your heart out people
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6 week seminar on how to control your dreams once you get your master's degree you will be put in an induced coma for whatever time you choose to enter your controlled dream life contact Morgan if interested
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Happy Father's Day to everyone but hold on not you Alex you're a mother F
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Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there except for you know who that MF
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