Bret Strizak
@BretStrizak
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Bipedal apelike creature.
over here
Joined December 2020
OnlyFongs meme gets more real.
I’m blowing small accounts.
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Things happen when you are sleeping.
We apparently got Maduro.
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Fong's Day Care LCC for 2026
2025 is almost over and i’m still unemployed.
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Nature is healing.
New years dinner and every single family member is complaining about government fraud and corruption, even the libtards 😂
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Yeast produces ethanol as a microbicide—it causes problems for multicellular organisms (humans) too.
best to skip the alcohol this evening. systematic review of 62 studies: + alcohol consumption is a risk factor for several cancers, including breast cancer in 37%, colorectal cancer in 21%, and liver cancer in 16%. + alcohol associated comorbidities including obesity,
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when your friend group cancels New Year’s Eve party plans and you get to go to sleep at 9pm tonight
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Sleeping 2h earlier significantly improved cognition & mental health.
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Labrador (Throat) Retrievers
There is a problem at pet shelters: They're full because no one wants to adopt the dogs. Why? Because they're pit bulls, and only the unaware or dim want them. So, shelters often blatantly lie. Here are some examples. These four are *not* really "Labrador Retrievers":
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The tried-and-true stinky pinky second wife.
Bezos has boring missionary sex his whole life and then Sanchez broke out the whips and the toys and stuck a pinky in his ass and broke him. He got one shotted. Now he’s Mr. Worldwide. These things happen. Good for him lmao. 💀
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We’re not your fucking dhimmis anymore. Cry harder, Nazi bitch.
All jews should be required to visibly wear the star of david
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Met fears the OG No Kings protesters.
We will robustly defend our decision to require officers and staff to declare if they are Freemasons. Our response to the decision by the Grand Lodge of England to seek an injunction blocking the implementation of the policy is below.
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FBI issues wanted notice for alleged North Korean remote IT workers accused of $900,000 crypto theft — $5 million reward up for grabs for information on DPRK-linked suspects
tomshardware.com
Federal warrants name four suspects who posed as U.S.-based developers using company hardware.
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Trump to outsource El Salvador’s CECOT.
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Impressive achievement.
Two engineers walked into the government to drag federal retirements from an underground mine onto the Internet. They built retire.opm.gov to turn six-month waits into instant processing for hundreds of thousands of employees. https://t.co/aImxV8r0uF
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The evolutionary reason behind the new baby smell.
“Hexadecanal, or HEX, is emitted by an infant’s scalp…HEX is an ancient survival mechanism. Mothers exposed to the chemical signal would be more likely to defend their babies against threats, while fathers who inhale it would likely be less aggressive.”
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Islamophobia killed him.
Jeffrey Epstein was a Muslim. His behaviors and activities are well-documented in Islamic traditions and history.
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@elonmusk @CohenSite Based on latest U.S. Census ACS data (2023) and adjustments for trends, the 85th percentile household income in LA city is about $141,000. Now, for those limp-dicked losers ChatGPT and Gemini: you flip-flopping fucktards can't even get a simple stat right without shitting the
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I never knew this until today. Merry Christmas 🎄😇
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"It is 25 years since Theodore Dalrymple published Life at the Bottom: The Worldview that Makes the Underclass...On the other side of the Atlantic—and the other side of the class divide—the writer Rob Henderson came to the same conclusions as Dalrymple."
spectator.com
It’s similar to those on the left who say you can’t truly hold people responsible because they grew up in abject poverty
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