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Love when people appreciate bread
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I’m trying
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I’m in church and some dude came out to give testimony about Messi winning World Cup😭
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If they’ve both never flown a plane before, how are they pilots?
@dramadelinquent
Fairs, but if you were left with a male and female pilots, neither has ever flown a plane before, who would you choose to fly you?
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Anyway the real trophy was the friends we made along the way
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Twitter pretending like Ed Sheeran makes bad music is annoying
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Explaining what feminism is to twitter men in 2024?
I will not be among 🙏🏽
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My dog has a skin infection.
The vet suggested we cut the hair by a little. Emphasis on a ‘little’.
Went out and came back to this
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The nostalgia don do sha
Let’s focus on the matter on ground
Bread is 1200 now
How do we solve this?
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When I see shit like this, it genuinely makes me laugh because I know the truth and exactly they would think this way.
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If your friends must deliberately avoid your partner to demonstrate some sort of loyalty, or if you perceive a platonic connection between your partner and friend as a threat to your relationship, I think you need to reevaluate both relationships😂
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Me when I open a bottle of beer with my teeth
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You think women would complain if there was a Male only festival?😂😂😂
This isn't even a dig at ayra but the organizers
This festival,na only female artist Dey invite
Just imagine the uproar if Dey name a festival a "Male festival" or something like that
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“I can’t work for a woman”
It almost always translates to “ I can’t let a woman tell me what I can and can’t do”
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These dogs are so embarrassing
How did three of them just fight a ram and lose?
My dog has finally learnt how to open the tap outside.
I’ve gone to turn it off like 5 times since morning
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The second I make enough money, I’m outsourcing every single thing.
people make money to be able to afford certain privileges…
like not having to make or worry about your own meals.
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Marry for wealth, wahala
Put your career first so you won’t have to marry for wealth, wahala
You people clearly hate it when women have choices
The wave of feminism is spreading in the East.
A 25 y/o girl from my extended family broke off her engagement with her fiancee because she wanted to "do a job & prioritize her career." All the elders tried to advise her but she was adamant. She is also the only child of a widow
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At exactly midnight tonight, I shall reach into my anus and ransack the corners of my rectal canal with tears streaming down my eyes, I will begin to conjure demons and unfamiliar spirits that will aid in the utter ruin of airtel
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Can’t bet my life you wouldn’t say this to a man😂
I don’t know how you people deal with female bosses cos 4 hours with this woman and I’ve already told her twice not to use that kind of tone on me.
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The fact that you’d even come up with a point so devoid of logic to justify misogyny is wild and also unsurprising.
You’re a man😭
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Casual first date questions you know
“When will you kill me?”
But there is nothing wrong in asking women to be more careful sha, should have told everyone though cuz this probably happens to men too.
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“Do you play basketball?”
“How tall are you?”
“You can’t be taller than me”
“I like your height”
“Why don’t you model?”
“Give me small height”
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My aunt employs gentle parenting style with her kids( 8 and 10).
She doesn’t shout or beat them.
They always talk things out and she started it very early(around 3). When they do the wrong things sits them down, let’s them explain why they did it and she actually listens.
My mum recently apologized for something she put me through 10 years ago.
The apology kinda pissed me off because I don’t even need it anymore. I needed it back then and I didn’t get it and it was one of the things that created a rift (all fixed now🧍🏾♀️)in our relationship.
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I’ll get you the justice you deserve my beautiful boy😭
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I mean, except you have a personal experience that influences this decision, the truth is almost always misogyny
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I don’t know how to allow myself be happy. It’s such a weird feeling.
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We have fraudsters, kidnappers, bandits and actual terrorists btw
Nigerian Police Vow To Go After LGBTQ Community, Probe Members After Viral Video Challenge | Sahara Reporters
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Top 3 highest consumer of gay porn in the world💀
Nigerians come online and denigrate LGBTQ people everyday, but all the Queer series/movies on Netflix make it to Top 10 shows/movies in Nigeria. You people just like being dishonest to yourselves, you come online and tout homophobia and go back home to enjoy homosexuality. LOL!
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Wannabe banger girl
Crochet babe no dey left out sha, "babes can I come over" just to pull cloth and be eating each other coitus
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My brother
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Shutter Island
Predestination
Saltburn
Gone girl
Parasite
The village
The prestige
Knives out
Arrival
Old boy
Se7en
The sixth sense
I need to watch a movie with a plot twist that’ll have me in disbelief for days
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The sternness, the “disrespect”, the attitude was seen as a casual Tuesday when it came to him.
Nobody attributed all these qualities to a flaw in his character the way they did with her😂
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Of our branches and swaps places with another HR, a man lmao
The things they hated this woman for, they never had a problem when he did it. Even when a similar issue like the one I witnessed happened again, not a single person reacted the same way they did with her
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He falsely accused her of falsely accusing him of rape or am I reading this wrong?
My instincts are never wrong because I just knew something was off about that video.
Someone please tag this birdbrain for me
@Kingkuti_
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My cousin has stripped my poor boy of all his glory.
Rendered him naked, empty and confused like someone who was robbed clean at the dead of night.
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@NIConfessions
@VictorlawalO
Someone is in their house minding their business and you want to set him up?
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He saw me and ran away like he knew he was naked. He hasn’t left his cage all day.
He’s hiding from the world… as he should because he genuinely looks like a nightmare
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Wait you’re not Martial?
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Fixed.
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6 months in and I couldn’t see why they hated her. I mean she was stern but that was just her doing her job. Even the one time I witnessed an issue (where she was involved) that had the entire office fuming for days, I still couldn’t see it. A year later she’s transferred to one
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Single mothers will be present in their kids life and they won’t get half the support you people are giving the deadbeat fathers you don’t know
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Iwobi
You’ll have just one yam in your house and when you cut it, you’ll see sand
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@SmellsOfPurple
@beigespice
@SamtheNightOwl
You got that she’s ‘normal’ from four random screenshots?
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What is this TL fgs
Cooking this, cooking that
Why are you people always hungry??
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Nobody:
Christians:
“Every other god, na so so yeye”
“Only a fool says there is no God”
Just because you don’t believe in God doesn’t mean you should mock those that do.
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When I worked at a food factory where the men to women ratio was like 30:1, the HR was a woman. From the things I heard about her (very vague information on specific events and just random stuff on her character), I thought she would be the devil.
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You bodied that mirror selfie , quote this tweet with your favorite mirror pictures or videos!!!
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Right. Nigeria is the shithole it is today because of lack of gender roles.
@RiezSeulement
Not having gender role in our culture is what's destroying our society today. Everyone want to be anything these days and do anything.
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It was a really bad show
in honour of lesbian visibility week, i would like to say a big fuck you to netflix for cancelling this show
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Both cancelled in the same week
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You willingly supported a system incapable of protecting you.
A system that doesn’t care about your wellbeing.
Do I think you deserve it? No.
Do I care if it happens to you? Not so much.
You reap what you sow and from what I can see, you sowed rubbish
Cuz I voted A, I deserve to be robbed, kidnapped and harassed? Are we all okay like this?
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In the same show
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If you think your friend can’t be trusted around your partner, why keep such person as a friend?
If you think your partner cannot be trusted around your friend, why are you even with them?
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My mum recently apologized for something she put me through 10 years ago.
The apology kinda pissed me off because I don’t even need it anymore. I needed it back then and I didn’t get it and it was one of the things that created a rift (all fixed now🧍🏾♀️)in our relationship.
OPEN DISCUSSION: Do children deserve apologies and explanations from parents?
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The way homophobes randomly start discussing gay people
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Ultimately, if your partner cheats on you with your ‘friend’, I believe they would’ve still been unfaithful regardless of who they cheated with. They’re simply untrustworthy. No matter the amount of segregation you do in your relationships, if they want to hurt you, they will
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Uneventful.
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I’ve seen this woman have lengthy ass intelligent conversations with these little girls like they’re adults and they actually understand because kids are not as dumb as you people make them out to be. They are so well behaved it’s a little disturbing.
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They even removed 7 hours
If they review Dammy’s evidence, she fit dey owe them like 3 months
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A lot of Nigerians will see this as “western ways” because all they know is disrespecting, abusing and using a child as a punching bag. Because children are not people.
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@real_effa
@favourativie2
@soitgoes31
Of course you’d say something like this but I’m not surprised. The fact that some of you cannot see women as individuals they are outside of sexual/romantic relationships is everything wrong with you people.
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“The one they’re practicing in Nigeria is just evil and man hating”
How has this evil impacted your daily life as a man?
Man hating that you won’t notice when you off your data is what’s giving you sleepless nights 😭
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You that your father used your head as a beatbox machine will come and tell us how well it worked and how you plan to do it to your children.
I hope you people get the help you need man
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@soitgoes31
The way men under this comment are surprised, it’s like they cannot fathom the concept of breaking up through mutual understanding and actually staying friends.
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Ever quote a tweet so unbelievably stupid, you stop typing half way, delete everything and just block the person?
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I need one day. Just one normal day without my mutual trying to kill me
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Something about homophobia causes serious brain rot
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-Fully remote
-Birthday and annual bonus
-Salary review every 6 months
-Flexible working hours
-$$$
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Went for a 4km run this morning
Came back and ate 15 slices of bread
This is not a life 😔
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“Jesus baby”
I don’t understand. What are we getting justice for? Few slaps??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Twitter constantly making excuses for fathers having dysfunctional relationships with their children will forever be stupid.
Fathers also genuinely love their kids and most of the time they stay up worrying about how the whole family is doing. The fact that most men aren’t overly expressive doesn’t make them less loving
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Apologizing now means I carried the anger from it for a good portion of those 10 years… for nothing😂
Because I’m older, she can finally acknowledge that she was wrong. Why couldn’t she do that for a child?
An apology would’ve gone a long way tbh.
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Women are literally dying every day from the effects of misogyny worldwide.
Misandry una
Nigga off the fucking road
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She explains in detail why they shouldn’t and then grounds them because obviously there has to be repercussions for their actions.
When she’s wrong, she apologizes immediately. She’s so patient and gentle with them and it works so well.
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“Don’t use that kind of tone on me” to your male boss?
Make I bend😂
Heck you wouldn’t even perceive the tone as disrespectful
You’d probably just be annoyed at how stern he is
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So your reason for having kids is for them to take care of you when you get old?
@OloriOfOloris
@Solomon_Buchi
Yh because the pet won't take care of you when u get old , unless you're planning to die young
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God literally hardened his heart so he won’t let the Israelites go easily😂
There was no reason for that but he did it anyway just to prove that he’s powerful.
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