Natasha Huckfield
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My husband and I decided we don't want to have children.
We will be telling them tonight.
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You don’t get to be mad when you started this
You’re such a wimp
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My therapist told me to write letters to all the people who'd ever hurt me and then burn them
I did that, but what do I do with the letters
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A virgin getting pregnant I can believe, but 3 wise men?
🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
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I send my husband to the shops and then switch off my phone because it's time to teach independence
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Her parents named her Female Banker?
Female banker emerges as possible successor to Goldman Sachs CEO
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About 20 years ago I took in a boy to raise, his biological mother didn’t want him anymore. He gets along so well with the other kids but he never listens to me, so I contacted his biological mother but she doesn’t want him back
She said he became my problem when I married him
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My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore
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I pay my kids R30 to do the dishes.
Then I mug them in the passage because it's my job to teach them life lessons.
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As a woman you're always either too young or too old for things, because the perfect age is when you're a man
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He keeps pics of Cassper in his phone
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m all for having electricity for 24 hours a day, but there’s something nefarious going on.
Where is all this electricity suddenly coming from?
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My mouth waters when I smell steak being cooked on the grill
I wonder if the same happens to vegans when they're mowing the lawn
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My husband knows in our marriage there's no such thing as divorce
If he gets tired of me, he can go to bed. We'll try again tomorrow
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The petrol price per litre is higher than the hourly minimum wage
Let that sink in
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Husband called me pretty today
Ok, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying", but I only focus on the positive things
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There is not one single person that is happily married
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Congratulations to me, I just paid my last car repayment
I still owe a lot on the car but I'm just not going to pay it anymore
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Imagine if women had to orgasm to get pregnant
There'd be like 8 people in the world
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Black people excelling in every space they enter or compete in, makes me realise why white people felt the need to oppress them for centuries.
#ItsYourTime
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So if you have a blue tick, government responds quickly
Got it
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Being in an Airline piloted by a black man is a bit risky bc you’re not sure if they’re there bc of merit or just bc there was a movement fighting for equity and inclusion so they had to fill the spots.
Out of curiosity, would YOU be comfortable being in a flight flown by a
Being in an Airline piloted by a woman is a bit risky bc you’re not sure if they’re there bc of merit or just bc there was a movement fighting for equity and inclusion so they had to fill the spots.
Out of curiosity, would YOU be comfortable being in a flight flown by a woman?
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I hate it when men ask "can you cook"?
Can you build a house? Fuck you
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So they’ve just normalised 8 hours a day without electricity and we just accept it 😭
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When you have a relationship like this with your Helper ❤️
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While I will happily admit I expected anarchy today from the EFF, I am glad I was proven wrong.
What is insanely disturbing to me though is what seems like total disappointment from those who oppose the EFF, that there wasn’t.
Regardless of what you think of the EFF, they
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It amazes me that people are mad that I as a South African, wish that South Africans get employment in South Africa, before anyone else
Shocking actually
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Let’s not ignore this - he’s just a maggot of a man
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So who told you to crowdsurf? 🤣🤣
If someone tries to give you advice, ask yourself ... does this person live in the house I want, drive the car I want, or generally live the life I want ... if the answer is no, then ask yourself what qualifies this person to dispense ANY sort of advice to you in the first place.
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Yea I heard if that happens, you're never allowed to use auto tune again
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A guy in PnP on his phone said "I'm in the car Tracy, I'm on my way"
So I yelled "No he's not", because no one lies to Tracy in front of me
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Teenage pregnancies have become so normalized that adults are being shamed for having children
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@MosaseTumelo
@sa_crime
You’ve justified her getting beaten up. You’ve glorified gbv. Well done king 🤦🏼♀️
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Women go through so much. Menstruation, pregnancy, child birth, post natal depression, menopause
The least men can do is give us money to make us feel better
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Managing your weight around the holiday season needs a little bit of planning
For example, I took the batteries out of my scale last week
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Stopped at the garage last night and this guy (Obakeng) greeted me and I ignored him because, well this is South Africa and I was with my daughter. He greeted me again and I nodded in his direction. He asked for food. I asked my daughter to get him a pie and a coke 1/
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People blaming the parents forget that when we were younger, we lied to our parents about where we were going
The one to blame is the owner, for allowing under age children in the tavern
#EnyobeniTavern
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People who reverse park are just attention seekers
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@mizzzidc
You want your mom to respect your privacy but you post your messages to your mom on social media? Ok then
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I just made my last car payment. I still owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore.
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Don't send money, send the actual test kits
I repeat
Don't send money, send the actual test kits
The
#Coronavirus
is a challenge to all of us. Germany is providing R2.5 mln to SA for test kits. Let's work together to fight the pandemic! We stand in solidarity.
#CoronaVirusSA
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My son just asked me for help with his trigonometry schoolwork
While he fetched his books, I snuck out the back door and started a new life in Kazakhstan
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Gatherings of more than 100 people are not allowed
At least AKA's shows won't be cancelled
#CoronaVirusSA
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Normalize asking snobby white women "do you work here?" while they're shopping
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I hope the Americans know that South Africans own twitter now
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Quarantine means you've got the virus and you're kept away from others
Self isolation means you're staying away from others so you don't get the virus
Can we get this right please and thank you
Ps. It's he's (short for he is), not his
Thank you again
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Bank teller: Ma'am, your account is overdrawn
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows but here we are
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@mOkapendi
She’s not wrong. He’s not born in South Africa and she is. Race in this context is irrelevant.
Him telling her to go back to Europe when she wasn’t even born there, has become the go to response from a person avoiding answering a logical question.
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I just asked my husband if he knows what day it is today
Scaring men is easy
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When you've given an Oscar performance because you know you don't have a leg to stand on
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Husband cleaned the entire kitchen because he thought he saw a cockroach
Tomorrow I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom
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Just been to Dischem. Saw a guy who's trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, toilet rolls, soaps
I literally climbed into him!! Tore him a new one
He said: “that’s all well and good but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?”
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You guys have pissed off so many people
Don’t underestimate the power of South African citizens coming together when they’ve been fucked over
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My husband asked me why I'm angry like he doesn't remember what he said in 2004
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If you take out a homeloan you pay it back in 30 years, but if you rob a bank you get out in 10 years
Follow me for more financial advice
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When will parents learn that posting pics of their children is heaven for pedophiles
Over 1000 bookmarks is telling
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Today is a very emotional day
My eldest daughter is going to a clinic today for 3 weeks, to help her with severe depression & bipolar
Mental illness touches us all in some way, so please listen to your friends & family members when they tell you something is wrong ❤
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Men aren't giving us butterflies anymore, it's just anxiety
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@SihleStan231
What nonsense is this 😂😂 go outside, make some friends. Children aren’t meant to be your support system
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Meet my first grandbaby, Mokgethwa. If you’ve known me for a while you’ll remember Rose who used to work for me, this is her precious bundle that was born on the 4th March 2022 ❤️
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This is the first year I'm not going to the Seychelles due to covid-19
I usually don't go because I can't afford it
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@Spar_good
What would you have done if he'd gotten all excited because he thought he was going to be a Dad, then you dropped the bomb that you were just testing his love for you?
While his response shows he's a complete bag of trash, you're no better for lying to him, just to test him.
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Giving my daughter one of my bank cards to use when she goes out, makes it easy for me to track where she’s been 💀
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South Africa is going to end up like every other destroyed country on the continent
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As soon as you say “my child would never” they come nevering like they’ve never nevered before
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South Africans National IQ test will be written on 29 May
Do your best 🔥🔥
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We need that extra tummy to stomach the bullshit men say
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In 2022, my eldest daughter had a stroke and lost about 40% of her vision. The doctors couldn’t find out why.
Fast forward to 2024, 2 weeks ago more of her vision went. We went to our GP, then to the neurologist. She had an MRI done which showed nothing was worse than it was in
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I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake
If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn't be at Pep
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@MeekMill
How do we listen to music
Well, we get our pet lions to run away from crocodiles and it generates electricity. From there we use polystyrene cups and plug it into our iPhones and hope we hear something
You fucking nonce 😂😂😂😂
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So who started the rumour that white south africans don't bath everyday?
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White Afrikaners that are so pressed about Charlize Theron’s comment. You conveniently forget that the language is a symbol of oppression and a crime against humanity
So julle moet almal net julle tiete kalmeer
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Just in case your ovaries stopped clapping, this should get them started again ❤
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If only corona was smart, it'd take out racists, rapists murderers, abusers and paedophiles
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Here’s to all our medical aid’s refreshing today 🎉🔥
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I always find it amusing when I'm told to stay out of black people's "business" on twitter
I live in South Africa. 80% of the population is black, so who should I interact with? My dog?
Sorry, he can't type
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There is a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom pothole on William Nicol if anyone needs a place to rent
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I grew up in KZN, matriculated in 1993.
Reading (yesterday and today) black people’s lived experiences and the trauma inflicted by Buthelezi during this time, leaves me realising just how much I lived in a bubble. How much we were protected from what was going on around us.
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