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@BreadedMark
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Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
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Joined June 2021
RT @krezae: If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.
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It’s Friday, show her it’s real by bringing her a 2 piece and a biscuit….
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The birdies hatched you guys! I’m a bird dad. All in my patio lights. lol. 😊🥰🐣
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Think I’ll call in sick and do a titty bar crawl today… cause Friday.
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Holy Shit… I just pre💦.
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Meth. Running shoes. A San Francisco type incline and some thick sweats or vinyl track suit.
Quick! How do I lose 10 pounds before I go on vacation? Leaving today.
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Just remember when you go to Jamaica, it’s pronounced ‘De Countrymon, Bubb Mahlee…’ if you dont want to look like a tourist….
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Tomorrow we go shark hunting at dawn. No cream, no sugar, no whining….⚓️ 🛳️ 🦈
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I’m about to set it straight this watergate…. But first. coffee.
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A cheetah with rabies….
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‘This is for fighting, this is for fun!’. *me, with a bag of regular Funyuns and a bag of Wavy Lays Funyuns*
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