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real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
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happy 1 year anniversary of the day i lost my job because of a horny thanksgiving copypasta
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when youre doing a bit but nobody knows that youre doing a bit so now you just look like a weirdo
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born to say "YIPPIIEEEEE" forced to say "LETS FUCKING GOOO"
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just remembered that we accept the love that we think we deserve
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THESE TWO PEOPLE I WENT TO HS WITH GOT MARRIED TODAY AND THIS WAS RLY THE GROOM’S FIT IM CRYING
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using twitter before 9 am is crazy like did u even try to have a good day
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babe are u ok your responses are not matching the script i made for you in my head
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born to say "i love you so much pookie wookie bear youre the love of my life and i'd die for you" forced to say "i fw you heavy dawg"
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i went to the beautiful princess factory and they said youre employee of the month
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my crush you have to stop. Your eyes too pretty. Your smile too cute. Your lips too kissable. Your jokes too funny. they’ll kill you
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*at my wedding*
mom: where did you meet your wife???
me: that's oomf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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wtf is an "open relationship" i'll literally cry myself to death
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mfs will watch the SUPER BOWL but wont check on their girl when she is SUPER sad and make her a BOWL of soup
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bro did u even feel the rain on your skin??? like did you even try to let it in????
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fighting the idgaf war when youre a yearner
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I love pussy. I absolutely ADORE it. I cannot get enough of it. I could spend all day with my head in between someone’s knees. The smell the taste the feel the way it makes her moan ALL OF IT. My one bone to pick with god is that the laws of physics are such that I can’t get-
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born to say "hiiiiii pookie wookie bear" forced to say "yo wassup dawg"
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when your card payment goes through at therapy and they bring out the love of your life
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me listening to my gf to tell me how her day went after she gets back home from work
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your bf: i love you
the reply guy who lives 5000 miles away: you're my sun, my moon, and my stars because you're the light of my life and without you i'd wither and die
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a situationship but the situation is that theyre the love of my life
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if i had a gf and she was cold i'd burn myself to keep her warm if i had to
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Sir, another horny thanksgiving copypasta has hit the groupchat
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aint no way i accidentally sent this to my boss bro im gonna kms
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8 months ago the librarian (hot) at my local library asked if i wanted to return the books inside the library or at the dropbox outside and i said idm either way so she said "i'll put down that you'll return them inside so you can come see me again" and i said "oh ok thanks" and
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why is everything a "disorder" or a "syndrome" maybe i just need a little love in my life
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yall ever want someone so bad you feel like you could literally die
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imagine breaking up with oomf and they get awarded custody of all your mutuals
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NOOO THE SOCKS ARE TRUMP LMFAOOO the more i look at it the funnier it gets
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just got off the phone with the doctor he said i am terminally sick with yearning and the only cure is kissing someone cute in front of a huge christmas tree
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I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES! HELP ME!!! I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES! HELP ME!!! I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT
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THAT'S IT???? usher's done????? justin bieber and taylor swift are NOT coming out????
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your boyfriend: i love you!
that reply guy who lives 5000 miles away: words arent enough to describe your beauty, the stars and the moon are not enough to compare what i see in you, love isnt enough to show how i feel about you, and eternity isnt enough time to spend with you
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that person on twitter who lives 3000 miles away from you WILL save you
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not arguing with a girl with a nose piercing whatever you say beautiful😍😍😍
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everyone wishing they had an eater like me...i will be eating pussy telepathically tn so if u feel a lil tickle that's me.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YALL EXPECT THESE MEN TO SAY OMG IM GONNA GO INSANE
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walked out. i am just now realizing that she might have been flirting with me maybe...
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even closer to it. So why is it, when we’re in the heat of the moment, I tell them to sit on my face, and they gingerly rest it an inch above my mouth? Why make your legs keep up that kind of squat? I want you to sit down and relax, I want you to grind up against my lips, let my-
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nose brisk your clit and your thighs to give me friction burns on my ears. I want to look death in the face while nearly suffocating. And yet, when I ask this, I’ve gotten “I don’t want to crush you!”
That. Is. The. Point.
So to my next partner,
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don’t dangle yourself an inch above my mouth (unless you’re purposely trying to tease me), don’t give yourself a leg cramp trying to give me a feather’s weight of pressure of yourself. I want to be connected with you, I want to be so enveloped by you that I can’t handle it.
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got asked for the copypastas by a couple of people so before i get dm limited here yall go
since everyone keeps asking im dropping all the copypastas here im a mega thread:
Spanksgiving👋🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut😈😏😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🎩🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹😵 GOBBLE🦃GOBBLE🦃🅱️ITCH🐕!!! It's 🦡SKANKS-GIVING😜!!!
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hot ex librarian if youre seeing this dm me please i want u im just stupid and thought u were just being nice...
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im still crying at this i said "the ozempic complex" with my chest too
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that girl on twitter who lives 2000 miles away from you will NOT save you
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