Boniface G. Mwangi
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Yearn money while still young! Chase it with all your energy!
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Now that the current government cannot be trusted with files of lands in Ardhi house, this is the secret to avoid your land being grabbed or being scammed without common knowledge.
1. Buy land through a bank. Pay the loan in 3-5yrs. This means you won the land as 2 individuals,
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When saying "I won't speak untill my Loyaa is here", this is the Loyaa we refer to😂😂😂
Premium Services.
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Can we start a campaign of "Boo every politician who lies" ????
Akipanda tu kwa rooftop ya landcruiser hivi, Booooooooo!
County wide, in burials, streets or anywhere that we don't want to listen to lies.
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One day, a naughty matatu conductor tried to convince the driver how they'll be taking to the owner of the matatu, a less amount of money than what they earned daily and share the rest to themselves. The driver being a good man refused. The conductor tried all means to beg him to
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Happy Birthday to the true man. True to his conscience with lots of patriotism and selflessness, Okiya Omtata.
May God reward your generation.
@OkiyaOmtatah
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"Jirani hana umeme, hana unga, anaongea tu Kiingereza kwa giza" this one was way brutal. 😂😂
Gaaademiiit 😂😂😂 hatuwezi pigana hizo vita za online tena.
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Gikomba Market empty like its day 1.
😂😂 The people have won!
#MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday
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I swear, i never wanted to engage in this debate, but buana this kid looks more Wanyama than himself even. 😁😁😁
The DCI Ndii State House Twiga Foods Diana Bahati The CS
#AbabuTrackRecord
Talanta Hela
#JaneAndSolomon
Kikuyu Sondu
#Earthquake
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This is a photo of late president Daniel Moi during Dr. Ouko's burial, helplessly engulfed in grief, a man who had lost a friend and confidant, a man whose world was falling apart, and a man struggling to do anything humanly possible to lessen the depth of grief.
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DRC had the chance to invite the President of Kenya to the the inauguration ceremony of the president-elect H.E. Félix Antoine Tshisekedi Tshilombo, but they chose to invite the 4th president instead, because anyways who would want to contaminate or associate with incompetence
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What are your favourite lines from columnist Gabriel Oguda. [
@gabrieloguda
]
Mine is, "Driver Alight me here, it's my stage!"
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A thief entered a Nakuru-bound Matatu and before the matatu left the terminus, he had stolen four wallets from four men and three purses from women in the matatu.
As they proceeded to their destination, the conductor started collecting fares from the passengers, but the seven
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I have also learnt the Uhuru is really loved. It's just a few boys here trying to insinuate like there's mass hatred on Uhuru Kenyatta.
Mr Ruto made the illusion that Uhuru is a bad person and he (Ruto) is the better option.
Haki ya mungu truth has started winning, Ruto's
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"Blackout ni duu??? Ni Uhuru amekata, Sindio. He wants to frustrate the gafment of wirriam ruto"
KPLC.
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William Ruto takes all prices high, then starts tripping them down 1 by 1 just to appear as if working. Literally.
Buana mafuta was 157. It's at 199.
Dollar was 120. Its at 138
Unga was at 110. Its at 150
Even milk we'd buy at 55shs. Its 70shs.
Now I hear bread is about to get
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Someone get me my blue whistle.
Faster Faster, mzee ameitana kazi.
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There's not a single person in this photo, who is a leader.
Its more of a clowns group photo.
Infact one of them is a kid.
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Long live the patriot.
And may those thieves be ashamed.
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Explained:
"Mũka wa Ruto" [pronounced as "Moka"] typically means "Ruto's bitch"
It Could also mean "Gashungwa"
Gashungwa is a small orange in Kikuyu, that is also used in Kikuyu to mean "Side-Chick or woman who came after the 1st Wife ".
A big/normal-sized Orange is called
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😂😂😂
This is Content form
@BlessedNjugush
Kwanza wacha niangalie kama TakaSafi is a registered company, if not, am taking the name quick fast
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I really feel the Luos of this country. When any of them ascends, they are cut off into death.
From the days of Tom Mboya, Robert Ouko, Otieno Kajwang, Chris Musando, amd now the top ranking Francis Ogolla
Most assuredly, the deaths as they look, don't look very natural.
We
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@WilliamsRuto
😅You've come out to explain and justify yourself huh?
Tumekujua buana.
You want to scare the judiciary so you can find a way to defiance. Buana we are learned, we cannot keep quiet and watch you ruin a nation that was built out of sweat and blood.
You cannot run a country the
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I told you Kikuyus are waking up one by one. They are analysing the lies Ruto used to lure them in 2022.
I am happy they are accepting the defeat and reuniting into a powerhouse.
Ruto will see with mouth!
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Imagine graduating from the University of Nairobi, only to become a paid UDA Blogger on Twitter copy pasting content from WhatsApp because you cannot afford a handful of the content in a political tweet.😂😂
Alafu kuna sisi wa Village Polytechnic, who sit to draft absolutely
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A rare picture of William Ruto, Raila Odinga, Yoweri Museveni and Mt Kenya Voters hukoo nyumaaa...
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This gentleman will never realise how much he has been brainwashed by William Ruto.
When William is done with what he needs from him, he'll dump him. That is when
@KIMANIICHUNGWAH
will know he has been used.
Its like a toilet paper on a shelf that is kept and preserved from
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Kuna siku nilisema hapa Ruto is chasing away people in Mau forest because he has a personal reason with the land, mkanirushia mawe.
Sasa ona. Ona tu ile mtu nyi hutetea kila siku.
Mkasema ooh watu watoke kwa mali ya serikali, oh watu wame encroach.
Haya bas. Truly every SWEET
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I wanted
@BishopWanjiru
to tell me which hand was injured. Left or right. Ndio nijue tunaenda kuona mgonjwa lini??
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@__Mega__Mind_
😅😅😅boss. You don't put emotions everywhere if you want us to have a rational discourse. Take it easy, listen to the analogy and understand why the said was said. Don't just yap.
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What gives me peace is that those supporting Ruto right now, will be on the opposite side in just 2 Years.
Kitu atawafanyia tu!
That culprit will betray, dictate, dominate and steal from all of you.
We might die fighting it, but it's worth it!
Eastleigh raila owino itumbi
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The day the KK approaches
@gabrieloguda
with $100,000 to keep quiet, are you sure he's gonna be on our side again?? Is he gonna tweet again??
Shall he be there no matter what??
Will the clouds gather anymore??
Will he choose Guava juice over 10yr old fermented wine???
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Khalif Kairo and William Ruto are similar individuals in the following traits as observed.
- Masquerade
- Mentions God to sound like they're good people.
- Hides cruelty under "helping people"
- Untold, can't be told!
- Holy in public, Devil in person.
- Emotional.
- Seeks
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Close to zero movements.
Government vs the people.
The people are winning early and dawn.
The economy must stop. Till we are heard!
#MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday
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I have an analogy on why William Ruto will be praised by lots of people in 2026 just few months before elections come.
Gentleman is creating a psychological play where he wants to hurt all of you with what he's doing, with the promise of he knows what he's doing.
For like 3 yrs
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Anybody who praises Ruto is a psycho and a sick person in their cognitive function.
Buana can't you see the self centred moves he makes or you are just ignorant??
Can't you see how incompetent his boastful policies are failing??
Don't you know his past? His contribution to
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I wonder what Oguda [
@gabrieloguda
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His narrations, origin of ideas, satirical expressions, humor and lots of features he uses, keeps the internet an interesting place to be on.
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I want what she takes in the morning.
@hon_wamuchomba
your sentiments on truth and patriotism will be written on rocks to be forever adored. Thank you for doing the Lord's work.
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Kabogo must shut up.
Hell crap of a person that one.
@honkabogo
knew very well Ruto was trash, but he left Uhuru and went to camp in Ruto's incompetent crew. Now that he's dumped, he's yapping in Stations seeking attention.
Buana focus on entrepreneurship and growing your hair.
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This is what Kiambu Residents referred Kimani Ichung'wa as during a recent visit while heckling him shouting "Mũka Wa Ruto" (Ruto's Woman)
This is very wrong and Kiambu people should be stopped.
Video in the comments.
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Kagame wants Kenyans to go back to their pathetic Ruto.
He's not willing to dine with incompetence.
We really messed up the image of our country by voting in crooks.
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These are the Mt Kenya sellouts that have drowned the Kikuyu community in the ditches.
#UhuruDelivers
Helb nataka amerix Tugeges
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Kikuyus on my timeline, this is your LEADER. It's not even arguable. This is your esteemed Kingpin.
You need to sit down and realise that's its William Ruto who lied to you to hate him, otherwise Uhuru had nothing against the Kikuyu.
This is the legendary symbol of the current
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You can't intimidate me on basis that I do not support William Ruto as the majority do. Bruv, I reiterate, William Ruto is living for himself and his appetite only. He's a winning Con.
All his intentions are glued into making his own life a history of the world's wealthy and
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A person who can stop corruption, is a person who is not part of it. William Ruto is not able to stop corruption.
Let it be known that Mr Ruto has no vision for this country, and all he has is a handful of guesswork and try-n-error policies at the cost of Wanjiku~Common
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@WilliamsRuto
Don't beat around the bush, don't fear us. Tell us straight to the eyes that you simply want to defy the court and are now justifying the upcoming action by blaming on corruption. Why don't you deal with the corruption first??
We are not fools buanaa, we are educated by both
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@Kenyans
No, the president we actually try to forget daily is this one existing. When he leaves the country like now, our hearts are at peace. Imagine if he goes and gooooes. We'll be a happy nation.
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@Kenyans
Tumepanga, Tumeweka, Tutafanya, Tutaongeza, Tutainua, Tumeimarisha, Tumetenga..
Saitan!
Master of doublespeak.
Anyone seen a trash can around🗑️??
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@gabrieloguda
The EPRA boss is called Kiptoo, he is my landlord in Eldoret.
Am gonna shut up or he'll close my business.
😤😤
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Lakiniii. How do you hit on a tree and the bumper and engine is untouched???
The reverse looks like it was hit from behind. Even if it's rolling, the bonnet remained closed and intact??
Or let me assume he was driving in reverse very fast then hit on a tree. Yes.
Sitaki kuitwa
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@Njoki_Wa_Wajoki
Hapa ulikuwa na mzee fulani.
Evidently 😂
Mzee anapiga white cap kumi ukikunywa redbull moja.
Alafu sherehe inashika na marafiki wanakuwa wengi mnashika Hennessey.
Njaa inawatwanga mnaitisha na mzee 1kg choma, na Mukimo pia (juu muthee lazima aguze kitu indigenous.)
Marafiki
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RAILA ODINGA is a Traitor, a selfish man and one who lives for himself in the name of living for Kenyans.
Without hate or anything, it is absolutely evident of what Moses Kuria described Raila as "mtu wa kukuwacha kwa mataa"
He gathers a group of key politicians, to support him
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@Bossyator
Looks like the structure was well invested on, but the foundation was done by Sakaja.
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@KenyanSays
He's not seeking to be a hero. No, he's pursuing the act to prove to the government what they should be doing.
You need to understand the difference and make opinions unemotional.
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What happens if Kenya stops buying ANYTHING from other countries.
It means that we shall have lots of our USD reserved and hence our Shilling will gain exponentially.
This is what has happened with China's New Year holiday that has just started. Kenya is not buying anything
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Do you choose to stay under oppression, or be out in the streets fighting for your freedom??
#MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday
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Now Nyandarua Senator
@methumuhia
now proposes that the godgiven government should assort Fuliza limits according to tribes. "Kama jina imeanza na Kip, Chep, Kamau, Njoroge ongeza yeye limit. Hawa wengine akina Omollo na Omondi ndio unaweza punguza kidogo"
He aheads mentions
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Frame one is true statistics from
@stats_feed
on the GDP growth in the Year 2023, while frame 2 is from the Honourable Liar
@MillicentOmanga
showing the same after fixing Kenya as number 2.
Woman thinks we might be as thick as she is. I mean thick in the head. Or whatever thick.
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Let me tell you Maina, people love
@gabrieloguda
over here.
Buana everybody believes in him and no one wanna feel Oguda touched😆
He has a cultic following. An online battalion that will fight wars on his behalf whatsoever.
Hail on Oguda!
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They rejected
1 man 1 vote 1 Shilling initiative
They boarded
1 man 1 rice plate 1 Soda.
Poor Mount kenyans those. They'll forever remember their poor decisions on voting Ruto's government.
| azziad victor wanyama telegram
#JaneAndSolomon
twiga foods omanyala sondu simba
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@WilliamsRuto
Exactly. We don't use KQ because it's hell expensive.
We'll continue to use Qatar and Emirates to travel in and out of our own country, while we have our own airways but is not even affordable for neither ourselves nor the president. Ironic?
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@BellahPoetry
Lots of nonsense.
Trying to dignify prostitution while undermining the Kalenjin.
In that case scenario, you are lost of morals than you claim the Kale men are.
And shamelessly publishing. 🚮
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The Kikuyu of this country will never forget what William Ruto is doing them right now.
They shall never rule. They will cry forever having been used and thrown into the bin like a tin. If they'll rule again it's after 2037 onwards.
Only a few eyes are able to see it, and the few
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@DavidNdii
You couldn't watch over your diet but you want to watch over the country's economy. Eh mzee.
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@KenyaMoja_
But that's who we are, "poor and suffering continent"
Did he lie???
Its those boys you vote that you should be blaming.
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@KIMANIICHUNGWAH
We don't care about your ethnicity worries.
All we want is 'Kikuyuism', Just like Ruto is into 'Kalenjinism'
Take care of your people not other people's people!
Tutigithie wee mumwo nĩ rũrĩrĩ
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Larry Madowo is right to call out the naysayers and ashame those masters of double speak.
We reiterate, liars must be ashamed both publicly and on face. Thank you
@LarryMadowo
for the service to the Lord.
A better one would be CNN to highlight the issue too in comparison to what
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@paulinenjoroge
I won't reply this because I do not want to live a lie like the previous regime.
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@charlruto
A week later huh?? When the matter is actually sinking.
Na speeches ni kama za mzee tu, coming from the mouth and absolutely disconnected from the heart!
If we can't trust the father, why you?
Its a lineage flow of lies, double speak, victim play, hypocrisy and pretence for
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I'll tell the world how Kikuyus hating on their own, Uhuru, comes in.
Poor Gikuyus hate rich Gikuyus. (Underline that)
It all starts from family, to cousins now it's national. They'll hate the richest person in their family, and even mobilise for more joint hatred. If you want
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@paulinenjoroge
We want low prices at the pump. Whether Ruto imports or raila imports. Even if its itumbi importing, we want lower prices.
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I have looked for this for long. I read history that the Late Jaramogi cursed his son on PRESIDENCY. Maybe by Sunday we shall have known if the curse of a parent works regardless. Walk with me in this test. President-elect citizen tv reuters Kenya kwanza
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Is there anyone who doesn't follow
@gabrieloguda
?? I mean the comical youth has become the man of the people in an era of digital publications.
😅😅😅
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The word “Tugege” is taken from the Kikuyu word “Gega” which means to stare at something non-stop
In the Swahili language, we say “Kuzubaa” & in sheng we say “anti-rada”, meaning someone who is not getting anything, just following without understanding.
In English this is
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Ruto has reduced fuel price to 199 after increasing it from 157 to 212.
Now bloggers are here cheering.
Buana Ruto, we are still 40shs away from where you found it.
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@ayika_joshua
Ruto won't bow even for that. That man is bad headed. The only way to get that crook out of that seat is awaiting his tenancy to end.
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@scherargei
Buana punctuate your work. You can write the name of this country in small k.
Should I ask Nakhumicha to fire you?
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@karennyamunbo
Shut up woman, didn't we see you on that video instructing your driver to mover counter direction in a roundabout??
Double standards like your president huh?
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We don't hate women in leadership, but this one is continually disgraceful to her gender. Now the world might think it's a women problem, while its a Nakhumicha sole problem.
In choosing a CEO, or a driver of a company, or, in this case, a CS, it's important to consider emotional
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That issue of 18 Women Governors is dead on Arrival.
Infact, it doesn't make sense. We understand your yearn to promote women in the society, but do you mean 18 counties on each elections will be FORCED or coerced to only have women aspirants??
Are we reconstructing Democracy
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Kenya Kwanza Followers can drum beat this much for Raila Odinga to be the AUC Chairperson, whilst a few months ago they've been telling us how much RAILA IS A CROOK and cannot lead anyone, and that's why they voted Ruto instead of him.
They Called him "Mzee wa vitendawili,
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@RobertAlai
@Julius_S_Malema
Skieni huyu MCA Blogger😂😂😂😂
Anataka Ku lecture Malema.
Opuk. What do you know.
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@edgarwabwire_
If Bahati was a man, he wouldn't go through all this. He's childish himself with feminine character. How then would he contain a home.
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@eunicemammito
You are crying what???
You wanted to humiliate one side for laughs??
I have been your adamant follower, and I absolutely wondered why you'd use a sensitive topic, that has 2 sides in the public, to originate a comical script.
Woman, this is not the public's mishap, it's your own
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@city_digest
😂😂😂😂Hii si mungiki bana... Mungiki hawawes support lubwa.
Nefaaaa...
Apana uzia sisi uoga😂😂
This must be a group that came together watishe.
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@C_NyaKundiH
Assault is assault. Whether he was drunk or not. Apprehend the 3 instructors, sue for assault, push for damages. A good lawyer would get them really pinned down.
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@ntvkenya
COTU is asleep.
Nobody should be disqualified for a job because of their status unless where it's deemed so.
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@abuga_makori
That is not disturbing.
What is disturbing is that man who thinks he's working.
That one who milks a bull. That one who thinks this country is a village.
Uhuru is everything Kenya is missing. We love him. We want him back in 27. Then you can take home the rogue team.
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Upus tupu!
Okay 10% of 3M is 300,000. How many Kenyans right now have that money???
Only maybe those who are already living better and can afford a life for themselves. Sasa, huyu mama mboga, na mtu wa BodaBoda unataka atoe wapi 300k ya kununua nyumba??
Sai anaishi kwa nyumba
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@_fels1
😂😂even me am watching Manchester while they are mourning. I mean, anybody can do what they want. It's not a demand that you attend every funeral as if everyone will attend yours.
Buana wacheni maneno
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