When he says he wants you to give him head...

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Do you put ketchup in the fridge after opening?

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

Birds obesity rates 📈📈📈

Legit

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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME PICKLE JUICE HIT 100K ?!!

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This is unreal on so many levels. Sure it works at a BPM time. But the cadence of his delivery matching to the sections of instrumentals is just wild. This could unironically be a huge hit

Are we still working this week or are we all officially on "wiggle the mouse" mode?

Boss: What are you working on? Me: Ugh. Just trying to finish up before this deadline. Boss: I'll leave you to it, then. Me: [goes back to Christmas shopping]

Hi tech people. Would you be able to take a five minute survey to help someone on my discord server with their final paper for their masters degree? The subject is about the impact of Lack of Documentation on the Security of Critical Machines. TIA! https://t.co/4xMeO1uycz

Looking lost in Stockport and a lady asks where we're going and offers directions. I say "oh. We're going to Rosie's" She gets really aggressive.. Says she won't bother in future... I try to clarify that I only said we're going to Rosie's? She won't listen.. What did she hear??

This is fucking diabolical 😂

H-O-T-T-O-G-O hot guy shot the CEO

I might have a very extra advent calendar this year 😄

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Proper cleaning of the tongue. The tongue harbors a substantial amount of bacteria, food debris, and dead cells, which can lead to bad breath (halitosis), plaque buildup, and even increased risk of dental issues like cavities and gum disease. Medical studies show that a coated

O-fucking-K… where was your rage when we didn’t get our promised 40 new hospitals , where your rage when we didn’t get the levelling up, where was your rage when schools were crumbling, where was your rage when sewage started being pumped into our rivers and seas, where was your