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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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Passionate about all things Manchester United 🔴 | Gregg's sausage rolls | #GGMU ⚽️

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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3 months

@Muppetiers Rashford will not be a Manchester United player 2024/25 season. I will give £250 to anyone that interacts with this tweet if he still is.

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@Betfred Delete this farming bollocks

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@AstridWett Have you hired those guys to bring back your virginity?

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@MiaWilliamsLFC @ManUtd Liverpool tears are beautiful

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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@AstridWett Clearly United we have your former fav Mount. Please join us Mummy

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@AstridWett @StokeyyG2 @LeahRayAFC @iamcobbina @monKameow You can tell on their faces they both know what's going to be happening seconds after picture has been taken

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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@LozzaFox @HumzaYousaf Awww has Billie stopped you from taking your kids to McDonald's this weekend for daddy's day out?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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@AstridWett @StokeyyG2 A Stoke fan & a Chelsea fan going to watch Manchester City.

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@AstridWett Is that a condom wrapper?

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2 months

@AstridWett Always makes more sense in reverse...

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2 months

@EH9_SZN According to Netflix viewing figures it's been watched 108 times. Record viewing figures for a Citeh documentary.. though it's 36 fans watching 3 times each.

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@StokeyyG2 @AstridWett Definitely happening

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@AstridWett I'd even lose arms too

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@AstridWett @ChelseaFC In reverse it sounds better

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@ManUtdInPidgin Start Antony Sell Sancho Jail Greenwood

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@BazzaMepss

2 months

@TRobinsonNewEra Careful of islands in the road, your little legs struggle to step over them.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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1 month

@mufc_dan87 The sarcasm is strong in this tweet

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@BazzaMepss

4 months

@AstridWett Would be like throwing a sausage into the grand canyon

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@dhur1m One of them is trying to hide ETH & Pep

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24 days

@itslexismithh 'Can you swim? I can, Se ya'

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4 months

@UTDPatron @gmpolice Good work to the stewards & police

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@crazyinteract Women are a bit of a good girl and bit of a bad girl

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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2 months

@UtdEIIis Klopp is doing what SAF did getting out as he knows the team is finished.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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@ManUtdInPidgin Should be in jail

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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28 days

@AstridWett Enjoy the Europa Conference League with Chelsea 😂😂⚪

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@AstridWett @LeahRayAFC I'd rather go to the dentist

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

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@AstridWett @LevisRedzz97 @Arsenal @premierleague A joke is stretching it a bit, this is more of a joke... What's the difference between a brick & a red head?? A brick will get laid eventually.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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2 months

@katie_awfc LJ physically assaulting an opposition player is perfectly acceptable to you? I suppose her stamp in the World Cup should have gone unpunished as well?

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2 months

@AstridWett @StokeyyG2 The Fred & Rose West of Twitter...

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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4 months

@bobby_role Man City has a fan base?

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28 days

@UnitedRedscom Amrabat is also a good shout, his been showing Morocco form in last few weeks

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@LeahRayAFC I'm outside the Emirates and you are nowhere to be seen treacle

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@BorisJohnson @Councillorsuzie Everything you've ever said is bollocks & youve continue the trend

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@Eurovision Israel in though?? Kick them out too. #Netherlands #eurovisiongr

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3 months

@OdeMagical Saka looking for the Arsenal trophy room v Giggs trophies

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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4 months

@Joey7Barton @LozzaFox @TRobinsonNewEra Barton, Fox & Yaxley.. If they ever decide to remake the stooges.. expect a call lads

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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2 months

@AstridWett TBF she has ball knowledge ⚽ where as you have balls knowledge 🍒

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@LeahRayAFC Part of the stone work is missing top left

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4 months

@AstridWett @jakepaul Astrid Wett - "I will do absolutely anything to be liked"

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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2 months

@SarojKarki65 Wasnt found innocent, so he is still an alleged attempted rapist.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@markgoldbridge Go to where you belong...

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@YNWAlfcnews_

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@LfcShaunjudge QPR only needed to stop Aguero scoring in the 256 minute for the 115 for United to take the title.

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@BazzaMepss

1 month

Good Morning FT 🌞 Hope you have an amazing day! ♥️

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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30 days

@UTDNeo_ Mid table Championship team player

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

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@Conservatives Fixed it for you

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@supertanskiii The look on Tory Kuntsberg face is beautiful.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AstridWett Everyone else is at work... That's why.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AstridWett Deactivating your OF immediately.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@itsalexiagrace @AstridWett @LeahRayAFC Before sound was edited

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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3 months

@UtdEIIis Dalot & AWB

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@UtdEIIis Every week there's a result or mad match... After Newcastle & WHU let's hope we'll also be laughing at Chelsea, Villa & Spurs.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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2 months

@AstridWett See you soon?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@AstridWett 30 mins is up babe.. ☹️

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

4 months

@AstridWett How we all feel when Astrid posts on X

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

26 days

@ManCity When this hits the fan...

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

1 month

@ManUtdInPidgin Mata, The most humble footballer ALWAYS had time for fans, never thought he was better than them Similar to Casemiro.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

1 month

@ManUtdWomen Sack Skinner before match finishes

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@ellebrookeuk Only 2 sadly.. 1. Right hand 2.Left hand

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

Morning Guys ❤️ Hope you a good week.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

28 days

@UB1UB2 No wonder my Maccy Dee's was delayed in being delivered

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

23 days

@Conservatives We haven't got any money left after 14 years of corruption & lies

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

1 month

@AstridWett @LeahRayAFC As a United I'm now 100% behind City doing 4 in a row

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AliceTalksFooty Why isn't Rashford on the list?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

4 months

@AstridWett I'd do it

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

12 days

Good morning, everyone 🫶 Hope you all have a great Monday.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

1 month

@RishiSunak This makes more sense..

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@UTDCJ_ He doesn't look a happy bunny

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AstridWett @LeahRayAFC Wet Wipes?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@CantonasMind ♥️♥️♥️

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@Re_birth499 @UTDTrey Got people talking rather than sending them asleep

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@thereclaimparty @LozzaFox @londonelects I can't see this on your feed anymore? What happened to it?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@LozzaFox You taking your kids to Maccy Dees on Saturday or ain't you allowed unsupervised visits?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

1 month

Good morning Beautiful People ❤️ Hope you have an amazing day 🫶🏻

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@CantonasMind Obviously guilty as hell, The fact Manchester United were paying him £80k a week for 16 months to sit around playing PS5.. Might have helped the key witness drop the evidence.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@HelenHo59916405 EIGHT years ago.. Try and do a tiny bit of research before posting in future.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@LeahRayAFC Didn't realise you were a rampant Tory, wanting kids to starve to death. Delete this, it's the worst thing you've ever posted.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AstridWett This was deleted earlier.... Luckily not too quickly... 😜

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@NoContextHumans The climate change deniers when they see this 👊💦💦

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@SkySportsDarts I still doubt his 17, Not by his old man face but the fact he blanks the 'cheerleaders' wearing next to nothing

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

Good morning you beautiful people 👌🏻 Hope you all have a good day.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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3 months

@Afc_Duloh

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

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2 months

@AstridWett Pictures or it never happened..

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

Good Morning FT. Smile, It's hump day 😁

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

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@AstridWett Gotham is Batman..

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

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@AstridWett How will you cope with no socials for a week... More importantly how will I cope with no Astrid for a week. 😭

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

Good Morning Guys. Hope you have an amazing day ♥️

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

1 month

Good Morning Beautiful People ♥️ Hope you have an amazing day 🙌🏻 Yanited fans will you be watching us v Arsenal like this... 🔴⚪⚫

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AstridWett First thing we'd be doing is deleting your OF, then after that a bit of jiggy jiggy, then we'd just have 23hrs 58 minutes to waste

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@BazzaMepss

3 months

@AstridWett Let's all laugh at Chelsea

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

Good Morning Everyone, 🤜🏻🤛🏻 ❤️ We made it to Friday!! Hope you have a great day.

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@LeahRayAFC Choice of dinner with you or cash? I'd take 50p

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@manufcnow Turn up at Old Trafford?? So Brent is perfectly safe then?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

@AstridWett @LeahRayAFC Isn't posting contaminated material a criminal offence?

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

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@AstridWett This is the worst thing you've ever done & I've seen those videos on x*****s dot com

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

Good morning, FT! Wishing you a wonderful day ahead. ❤️

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

3 months

@AstridWett Blue is your colour

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BΛZZΛMΣPƧƧ YΛПIƬΣD

@BazzaMepss

2 months

Good morning FT ♥️ Its the real FA Cup semi final this afternoon. Let's hope the real Manchester United 🔴 turn up today & we won't need a last minute goal.