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real eyes realize real lies
🇫🇷 manchester
Joined August 2020
took newcastle's dream target and now they'll even help us get him with the 8 million from the elanga sell on clause
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only manchester united players post fergie to register 40+ goal contributions in a season
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I want to kill man united can’t even kill al hilal
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28 days have gone by.
🚨 EXCL: Bryan Mbuemo decides he wants to join Man Utd & #MUFC now expected to open talks with Brentford in bid to sign 25yo forward this summer. Likes of #AFC #NUFC #THFC all interested but Cameroon int’l favours Old Trafford if deal agreed @TheAthleticFC
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no way lmaoooooo
Sergio Biscuits.No Salad.Unhealthy Maria.Heavy Maguire .Roberto Calories.Memphis The Pie.Eaten Hazard.Zlatan Bringmeanothersandwich.Thierry Hungry.Cr700 Pounds.Diego Maradonut.Kevin De Brownie.Kream Benzema.Fill Food-in.BigMac Allister.Delicious Junior .Weight Rooney.
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love how every fanbase is behind him now, go well paul ♥️.
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dk what's more cringe this in this tweet, the fact that this retard put in a player who stopped playing here in december or how he still snuck in his boyfriend at 4th when he should be 5th
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bruno fernandes who has been at united for half the time (5.5 years) has 3 more appearances than him
1️⃣1️⃣ years since we signed @LukeShaw23 ❤️.
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but but “toon” fans told us united pull is giving them both 300k.
🚨 Matheus Cunha is believed to earn a basic £150,000 a week at Manchester United, so Bryan Mbeumo's salary would match this. [@JamieJackson___]
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jim ratcliffe realising bryan mbeumo won’t use the club’s shampoo and hair conditioner .
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