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real eyes realize real lies

🇫🇷 manchester
Joined August 2020
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@UTDCJ_
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“WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNITED”
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@UTDCJ_
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took newcastle's dream target and now they'll even help us get him with the 8 million from the elanga sell on clause
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@UTDCJ_
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less than a month ago 💔 RIP diogo jota 🙏
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@UTDCJ_
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only manchester united players post fergie to register 40+ goal contributions in a season
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@UTDCJ_
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real ones know
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@buffys
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reply with a photo only your fandom would understand.
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@UTDCJ_
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I want to kill man united can’t even kill al hilal
@City_Xtra
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Rayan Cherki with Pep Guardiola at full-time. 💔
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@UTDCJ_
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28 days have gone by.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 EXCL: Bryan Mbuemo decides he wants to join Man Utd & #MUFC now expected to open talks with Brentford in bid to sign 25yo forward this summer. Likes of #AFC #NUFC #THFC all interested but Cameroon int’l favours Old Trafford if deal agreed @TheAthleticFC
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@UTDCJ_
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no way lmaoooooo
@UTDCJ_
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Sergio Biscuits.No Salad.Unhealthy Maria.Heavy Maguire .Roberto Calories.Memphis The Pie.Eaten Hazard.Zlatan Bringmeanothersandwich.Thierry Hungry.Cr700 Pounds.Diego Maradonut.Kevin De Brownie.Kream Benzema.Fill Food-in.BigMac Allister.Delicious Junior .Weight Rooney.
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@UTDCJ_
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tears
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@CFCMods
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LW: Gittens & Neto .ST: Delap & Jackson .RW: Estevao & Madueke .AM: Palmer & Joao Pedro . This attacking depth, wow. 🔥
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@UTDCJ_
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“newcastle” tryna pull cunha, mbeumo, elanga and joao pedro.
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@UTDCJ_
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love how every fanbase is behind him now, go well paul ♥️.
@AS_Monaco
AS Monaco 🇲🇨
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@UTDCJ_
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another top baller that rates rashford highly #shock
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@UTDCJ_
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bro the insecurity is crazy 😭😭 one minute
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@UTDCJ_
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felt his aura even before I opened the app
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@UTDCJ_
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dk what's more cringe this in this tweet, the fact that this retard put in a player who stopped playing here in december or how he still snuck in his boyfriend at 4th when he should be 5th
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@UTDCJ_
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bruno fernandes who has been at united for half the time (5.5 years) has 3 more appearances than him
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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1️⃣1️⃣ years since we signed @LukeShaw23 ❤️.
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@UTDCJ_
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bro was competing with football clubs
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@CFC_OBED
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Throw back Thursday but make it about football.
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@UTDCJ_
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what an upgrade wowzers
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@UTDCJ_
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but but “toon” fans told us united pull is giving them both 300k.
@TheFergusonWay
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🚨 Matheus Cunha is believed to earn a basic £150,000 a week at Manchester United, so Bryan Mbeumo's salary would match this. [@JamieJackson___]
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@UTDCJ_
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jim ratcliffe realising bryan mbeumo won’t use the club’s shampoo and hair conditioner .
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