Battle Rap Resume Podcast
@BattleRapResume
Followers
2,267
Following
1,699
Media
3,919
Statuses
11,044
Longform conversations with the biggest names in battle rap
Joined December 2015
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
América
• 490208 Tweets
Flamengo
• 184288 Tweets
HAPPY TRIP WITH BECCCA
• 135669 Tweets
#JUVBECKYXANGELS
• 135150 Tweets
Celtics
• 79589 Tweets
Chargers
• 50923 Tweets
Gojo
• 46583 Tweets
Chivas
• 39100 Tweets
#AEWDynamite
• 35738 Tweets
Grabois
• 33065 Tweets
#jjk260
• 31196 Tweets
Apolinho
• 30815 Tweets
Nature Campaign
• 27870 Tweets
Gerson
• 27867 Tweets
Marra
• 27475 Tweets
サマソニ
• 23598 Tweets
Marín
• 21101 Tweets
Cebolinha
• 17444 Tweets
Gabigol
• 16959 Tweets
Allan
• 16634 Tweets
古畑任三郎
• 15348 Tweets
優三さん
• 14768 Tweets
Al Horford
• 13497 Tweets
関西テレビ
• 11689 Tweets
Washington Rodrigues
• 11675 Tweets
複数の目
• 11502 Tweets
PINKYPROMISE XCRY Y TRESAM
• 11441 Tweets
ミャクミャクの友達誕生
• 11078 Tweets
アサクリ
• 11075 Tweets
チェコ出身
• 10470 Tweets
ガラス製の生き物
• 10336 Tweets
Azteca
• 10164 Tweets
黄緑の体
• 10161 Tweets
“I’ll climb stark bollock naked up your family tree
And drag my balls across the face of every slag that I meet”
Still incredible 😂😂
1
10
119
Illmac really did have one of the greatest flips ever vs. JC.
After being called a Gargoyle:
“You’re right I’m a Gargoyle, that’s a beast that’s set in stone” 😲🔥🔥
11
6
101
New guy started at work this morning and we chitchat about podcasts as he hosts one. I mention that I cover battle rap and he looks at me dumbfounded.
“You know, like 8 Mile?”
“No I know what it is,are you Battle Rap Resume?!”
FFS lol. Always nice to meet a listener 😂
2
0
65
*mentioning anyone remotely related to battle rap on the podcast*
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
me: “good friend of the show”
1
5
58
“Pen circles around C because he copy writing” is such a perfect bar 😤😤
3
3
57
Just wrapped a classic BRR episode. Huge thanks to
@MarloRapper
&
@Shuffle_T
for guesting on the show 🔥
5
5
48
Raptor just spat on Unan and there was this whole drama. Unan bodying it right now. Shout out him keeping his composure in the face of reprehensible behaviour. Embarrassing
7
5
46
“He’s poor even though he went to university, I’m so rich I’ve got a massive kettle that could make the whole universe a tea”
@Shuffle_T
🤣
0
3
46
"I'm like the German manager reserving stamina/
I'll take out Tony Kroos"
One of those bars that just sticks with you 🤯
1
1
46
I’m from that two Don’t Flop uploads every week era.
4
3
42
Is ‘The Homies’ by Cee Major the single best song ever written by a UK battler?
Obviously there’s loads up in that echelon, but in terms of lyrics, production, melody and execution I just can’t place anything above it. Masterpiece imo
17
1
38
Fuck it, might just start a new series reviewing every Soul battle in excruciating detail
7
0
33
Shotty JJDD was everything it needed to be without ever threatening the classic status that it could. The Don didn’t quite dig his teeth in as deep as we would’ve liked on domestic issues, Shotty stuffed his rounds with quality and probably takes it a scuffed 3-0.
5
6
34
Is PB Apex the greatest ever collective showing of international battlers at a UK event? I can’t think of one dud round or moment. Team USA were CRUSHING. What a day
#PBApex
2
8
32
I promo your events more than you do + had tons of KOTR battlers on talking about how great KOTR is. How am I vulture? I'm a fan!
2
0
32
Awesome evening w/Cruger, Bam, Avo & Caustic. We watched:
Soul vs Olde English
Pedro vs Deffinition
Shufflo vs Cee Major & Cracker
Shotty Horroh vs Tony D
3
3
28
Battlers I really want to see have their UK debut in 2022:
Homeskool
Danny Myers
Viixen
Jey The Nitewing
Noxx
Lu Castro
First Lady Flamez
🤞
6
4
30
I’m coming down with something is still the greatest bar ever idgaf
6
1
30
“How tf you a Kingpen and don’t make royalties off your writtens” 😤😤😤
@realsikh99
is absolutely phenomenal in this Chilla clash.
Wow
2
5
28
Shout out all the friends who were dragged to battle rap events and never came back
1
3
28
Can we please note that this current DF situation was coined as 'The Fall of the Rowan Empire' by myself. Thanks.
1
0
28
Wow! Huge thanks to
@PremierBattle
for putting this together and everyone for voting - this is crazy. I probably didn't deserve this tbh but really appreciate everyone who thought so and voted.
BRR is gearing back up proper for 2020 🏆
🏆 2019 UK Battle Rap Blogger 🏆
Blogging is never an easy job and someone will always disagree with your opinion, but 2019 has seen a number of new blogs come and go.
But Tom Kwei’s ever consistent
@BattleRapResume
picked up the most votes to win the best UK blogger of 2019!
2
3
20
4
4
25
People who don’t watch battle rap anymore love telling you they don’t watch battle rap anymore
2
1
25
Yes! Absolute dream battle for me personally. Can’t wait to see it go down
@TheSaurus831
@metaphormessiah
2
5
27
I have by no means watched everything UKBR last year, but here are some 2023 battles I’ve absolutely loved 👏👏
⁃Bizzo vs Unan
⁃Coffee vs Gem
⁃Cojay vs Sikh
⁃Shotty vs Shuffle
⁃Reeverse vs Roots
⁃Uno vs Lefty
⁃Saurus vs Frankie
⁃Zen vs Daniel Son
3
7
27
“I’ve been putting lines together for time like a digital clock” 😤😤
@tonydpoison
lost his mind in this one
2
6
25
🚨The first edition of BRR Battle Rap Quiz Night will be on Spaces this Thursday @ 8pm 📚
The format features a guest battler tackling 15 deviously difficult questions on their own personal BR clash history
Up first in the hotseat is none other than UKBR royalty,
@cruger7
!
2
4
25
🚨 NEW BRR SPACES SERIES 🚨
Kicking off next week with
@scoop_se25
,
@cruger7
&
@MrArk
A new twist on BRR’s Barstermind series, with battlers quizzed on their own personal BR career histories
More details coming soon 📚
1
9
25
Going live tonight with the GOAT on the wall like the Alpine Ibex. Talking
@PremierBattle
Apex, JC and whatever else. Any questions for
@tonydpoison
?
5
8
22
Next battle was meant to be Mike P/ Cojay but
@CoJayTheRapper
has no-showed despite him living in the city and Mike flying from NY. Mike is doing his rounds for the crowd now. Never the best thing
9
2
22
Having an argument with my mate at the pub and debating the UKBR Mt. Rushmore.
4 names only. Here’s what I’m picking, what about you?
Eurgh
Cruger
Oshea
Shotty
47
0
22
People who talk during their opponent’s rounds: We’re the cringiest thing in battle rap
Midnight Madness Tattoos: Hold our money on the floor...
3
2
20
Genuinely pondering if I want to do this top 50 UKBR battlers list lol
The sheer maelstrom it will unleash… Maybe best to leave it
16
0
24
Sikh vs Mav is bringing the energy back. Sikh 1-0 as Maverick kicks off his 2nd
0
1
21
0
2
21
I know the time has passed and all, but I would’ve bloody loved Soul vs Ogmios to go down.
3
0
22
Willzy vs Tox
Charron vs Dotz
Ogmios vs Quill
Unan vs Gemin1
Big J vs Marvwon
Shuffle-T vs 100 Bulletz
Soul vs Cee Major
Oshea vs Lunar C...
Man, Checkpoint 2 was STACKED. All great contests too.
Classic Event Rewind episode being recorded this week with a special guest ✒️
6
2
22
THIS CARD IS INSANE!
@PremierBattle
Can’t wait to see it unfold live.
Ticked my predicted winners, who you got? ✅
@osheaefc
@soulkhan
@Shuffle_T
@harrybakerpoet
@TheoKaiMarlow
@Quillyrics
@GRAZ2A
@LSDeanRapper
@LazyArseJack
@TheWillRoss
@KingsleeThunder
@SeanDalgarno
4
9
23
Okay then on reflection, Bizzo vs Tony is UK BOTY so far
1
4
22
What an absolutely phenomenal card from
@PremierBattle
- gutted I can’t make it in person
Winners circled
0
7
23
Any battlers who want to be part of a BRR card this Aug in LDN?? Let me know
2
6
21
Lock fighting back, 'your mom calls me Pinocchio; the toy boy with no strings attached' 🔥
0
1
20
0
3
20
Ooops 3-0 vs Villun. Pretty underwhelming tbh
3
6
18
TONIGHT @ 8PM
Kicking off a brand new BRR Spaces series, Battle Rap Quiz Night
Come join in and listen to a far too detailed celebration of BR history 📚🎉
Set a reminder for my upcoming Space!
1
7
22
"I’ll smoke him like the Am you lit and make nothing but a good luck charm outta Tali’s man”
OMG
@ShottyHorroh
0
3
22
NEW VIDEO
The first in a multi-part series exploring the entire history of the WRCs '07.
Featuring:
Dizaster
Karizma
Luigi1
Syfer1
Dumbfoundead
Sahtyre
A.V
Rockstar
Mberz
C-Sik
Lush One
F.L.O
Kimchee
B Boy + waaaay more
0
5
19
BRR's Top 10 UK Battles of 2018
10. Acre vs. J Short
9. Arkaic vs. A.Ward
8. LSDean vs. Major Concerns
7. Gemin1 vs. Soul
6. Kinell vs. Ted
5. Real Deal vs. Quill
4. Bilzar vs. Bobby Rex
3. Cojay vs. Oshea
2. Sensa vs. Shox
1. Soul vs Illmaculate
What do you think?
6
8
19
FINALLY getting the mighty
@AvocadoIsGod
on the show tonight. What do you want us to talk about??
5
2
19
Which battler do you find the most fun to watch? I’ve got to go with Danny Myers personally.
30
2
19
Woah. BRR broke the million view total mark over the weekend! Huge thanks to all who have ever listened in or been a guest and made the show what it is.
Bit busy with other projects atm to dedicate myself to it like I did, but BRR will always be my proudest creation
#BRRAFD
🔏
2
0
21
Just crossed 200k BRR downloads!
HUGE thanks to everyone who listens 💪
0
4
20
LIVE: MONDAY 29TH JAN @ 19:30
@CammyGbr
joins the show for a BRR episode like no other 📝
We will be ranking EVERY UK battle league EVER . 50 + in all!
Come join the chat and celebrate the glorious history of battle rap we have this side of the pond 🇬🇧
11
2
21
2
4
20
“I gave her 1 in the back of the taxi like a bad Come Down With Me contestant”
Still one of the funniest UKBR bars ever to me 😭😭
@MrArk
2
0
19
Fantastic to see
@SoulWasTaken
break 3 mil total views. Easily the best UKBR battler imo and I know tons of you feel exactly the same
Matter, Mos, Olde, Ark, Cee, Real Deal, Quill, Shox, Tony et al.
The classics are innumerable 🔥
1
1
21
1
4
18
I SMOKE MORE THAN YOU SOLD
I SOLD MORE THAN YOU KNOW
I LOST MORE THAN YOU MADE
AND MADE MORE THAN YOU OWE
I SAVED MORE THAN YOU SEEN
DESTROYED MORE THAN YOU GROWN
YOU SAY MORE THAN YOU THINK
AND I THINK MORE THAN YOU SPOKE
Love that battle
1
1
20
Marlo’s ‘You brought your goons with you’ section vs Dialect & Zen is my personal all-time funniest UKBR moment.
What’s yours?
13
1
20
Just thinking about the way John clawed that van. Damn..
2
0
19
Dissecting
@JeyTheNitewing
vs.
@metaphormessiah
w/
@ToneQapo
on our new
@DaBlackCompass
show, BRIQz (Battle Rap IQ)
We'll be meeting regular to discuss a recent big app clash, an unsung dogfight and an undisputed classic
Check out the full episode here:
2
10
20
Been a while since the last BRR upload. Preview coming next week 🖊
3
7
17
Writing my list of the top 50 battlers in UKBR history and it’s proving surprisingly difficult. Constantly swapping people in and out.
Too much talent! 🥵👏
7
1
20
Feeling fairly confident that this is a near-definitive list of every single UKBR league that has ever existed in one form or another.
I'm currently prepping for a tier list vid ranking all of them and would appreciate any comments on those that I've no doubt missed! 🔏
14
1
18
iBattle is the best league in the world and I suggest any deniers check out the work of both of these GOATs and get back to me
13
23
96
1
4
15
So when is
@unanymousmate
vs
@isaiah_whisper
dropping then??
@NoLooseChat
Legit one of the greatest battles I’ve ever seen live
4
2
20
Here's the full card for our first ever event!
I hope to see each and everyone you there, if just for the live Barstermind alone 🔏
1
9
19
Getting nostalgic and looking through the archives. What a run of episodes!
2
0
19
Back at it again tonight quizzing a true UKBR vet, Arkaic 📚
Set a reminder for my upcoming Space!
2
3
19
A video ranking all the UKBR leagues ever in a tier list format could be fun. Got a new camera and thinking of branding out into more reaction style content for BRR
6
1
18
Would doing an episode on these fiascos be a tad too opportunistic?
I mean BRR is all about UK battle rap, and it is currently imploding..
16
1
19
These are absolutely hilarious! Conman Curve is a talented bastard of a mimic. He got myself, Respek, Saurus and tons of others right down to a tee
0
3
18
A UKBR legend reached out today saying they’re enjoying the show and I’ve now locked them in for the first BRR episodes in yonks. Watch this space!
3
0
18
