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Uncle. He/Him Emotional Literacy Support Assistant Poisonous Poet Former UK Battle Rap Champion COYS @lovetheshirt
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SCHOOL DINNERS SHOULD BE FREE FOR EVERY STUDENT.
School is compulsory. They HAVE to be there.
Feed them.
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You could ask 10 thousand black people in England if they feel the country is racist and 9,998 of them could say yes, and the 2 that say no will be given govt jobs and a spot on telly to air their views.
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Only people with no lips will see vaseline and think it's for putting things up your bum
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"Family ties aside, I would like to be an immigrant in this country because *checks notes*...
I hate immigrants in mine."
Amazing. 10/10.
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@bethsmith148
Yeah. Why not? Tax payers subsidise food and alcohol for MPs who earn 80k a year.
If your response to 'feed children' is 'what about me?' You should ask your therapist to help unpack how you got there.
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If your child is old enough to reason with, reason with them.
If they're too young to reason with, they won't understand why you're hitting them.
Stop hitting children because you can't communicate effectively.
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My son is undergoing surgery this morning.
If you would be so kind, send him likkle good vibes and positivity, we both need that energy right now, thank you.
❤❤❤
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A poppy AND a swastika.
Evidence that when you don't know HOW to think, you are incredibly susceptible to being told WHAT to think.
Is the poppy in rememberence of all the Nazis that died?
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Look at em. No respect for the laws of this country.
If they hate it here so much, WHY DONT THEY JUST LEAVE?
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Held to account for teenage tweets while Wayne Hennessy gets away with being a whole grown up who doesn't know what a nazi salute is.
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The child I work with 121, who has autism and is unable to read or write got 5/5 on his spelling test today and when I tell you I AM EMOTIONAL 😭 I'm so happy for him!
Today is a BIG win!!🎉
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BBC is just Philip this and Philip that. These times he was 99 and never went platinum once.
DMX did it twice in ONE YEAR.
Priorities, please.
R.I.P DMX
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My son 6 and for Xmas wants an Apple watch.
I told him he's getting an apple, watch.
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Could've
Would've
Should've
The word HAVE is abbreviated, as in
Could have
Would have
Should have
Every time I see 'could of' typed out I hate humanity that little bit more.
I'm aware it's pedantic as fuck but it proper boils my piss.
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@mooserman
The use of the words 'incident' and 'inconclusive' have spun me like a 7 year old on a roundabout
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Words cannot adequately describe the depth of the love I have for this woman💔
Until we dance again.
Rest In Peace Nan
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You don't have to go mosque to learn not to say racial slurs.
KSI at Al-Hikam Institute mosque, learning and educating himself ❤️
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@KatyMontgomerie
What a perfectly reasonable, level-headed response to an issue that doesn't affect him.
I'm genuinely sorry that you have to deal with not only this but far, far worse.
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If a woman is raped and as a man your 1st response is to question what SHE could have done to prevent it........
In my humble opinion, YOU are not to be trusted around women.
Don't @ me, I ain't here to debate it.
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Black people - Hey! That's racist.
British media - Are you sure? Cos John Barnes doesnt think so.
Black people - We're sure.
British media - but...John Barnes...
(Rinse and repeat as necessary)
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Surgery went well, my boy is back home and resting up.
Thank you all for your messages of support, I've been overwhelmed.
I showed him and he thinks he is famous now!!
Thanks again❤❤❤
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Looooool 'so how did you end up in Belgium?'
'Well I had a hankering for jollof and I saw a flight for $75...'
🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🥴
😂🤣😂🤣
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An old white man just shouted at me 'fuckin go home' and I dont whether he is concerned about the spread of Corona or if it was racially motivated. 🤔🤷🏾♂️
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I'm ok with my son being straight, gay, bi, a lawyer or a dustbin man. But...
...if he EVER wears trainers like that fella on the left he is no longer welcome in my house.
Christmas Morgan Squad, wishing you all a fabulous day.
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If a fella from Grimsby did that, and rapped his truth, it would be based on economic factors and class oppression at the hands of those who share his complexion.
His issues would be in spite of race, not BECAUSE of race.
Hope that has cleared that up for you.
#Brits2020
Now imagine a white bloke, playing a black piano, rapping a song called “white” and describing how hard life is to grow up in Grimsby. No
#Brits2020
for you boy. BS on fire from
#Dave
hitting every touchpoint for the white audience
#Plankery
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Been working with a yr 6 with LD who is at yr 1 level academically.
Despite finding it difficult he has worked his socks off over the last 2 weeks.
Today I showed him how to do a word search and he finished it independently so this smile is not leaving my face today.😊
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My boy is out of surgery!!
All went well, thank you all for your messages of support you have helped me cope and I got love for each and everyone of you! Salute to our
#NHS
staff especially at this insane time.
Blessings to one and all❤❤❤
Tony.
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Imagine dealing with all these things while holding down a full time job, or needing childcare or doing it while flat out broke.
He lives in a fuckin castle and might have his face on everyones cash by the end of the year.
Forgive me for not giving a fuck.
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Romero fully tried to scalp the boy sideshow Cucurella and no fucks were given AND THEN WE SCORED 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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A grown man in the year two thousand and twenty three went with 'Ha ha you're gay' for promo.
Hope he gets his chin checked.
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If your morality is based on fear of eternal punishment, I would argue that you're not actually a good person.
You don't do the right thing because it's the right thing, you avoid doing the wrong thing because you're scared of consequences.
There is a difference.
If religion didn't exist, where would you get your sense of morality from?
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Wrote some bars about my daughter and just rapped em to her.
She started crying, that made me cry now we sitting here in tears with an instrumental blaring as if we're Guinea pigs in some weird hip hop torture experiment.
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Its wild how many of you think that not complying with a police officers instructions is a crime deserving of the death penalty.
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The BBC just described the Iranian general as 'brutal' and a man who 'shaped the world around him'.
Cos this country got half the world to speak English via a handshake and a friendly game of cricket.
Dont piss on my head and tell me it's raining.
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She's gone. I have never known a world where she didn't exist, now my reality has changed.
Sleep well Nan.
Til we meet again💔
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Scribbled this quickly last night.
Last verse of the year (probably)
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@AriDrennen
"...their parents just want to protect them..."😳
From who? A classmate who is not currently able to be themselves?
Those kids apparently understand this in a way that makes me far more hopeful for the future.
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Tracy Chapman - Fast Car is some of the greatest story telling ever recorded.
That's it. That's the tweet. Argue with whoever you want cos these are the facts.
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@Cokey118
Should illness, disability, redundancy or unemployment strike at any moment you will no longer have the means to provide.
Ergo no one should have kids in case some unforseen happenstance deprives them of the ability to support children financially.
This what you're advocating?
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This is a real news site. Not a parody or a spoof.
And it is having to remind people NOT TO SHOOT AT THE WEATHER.
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If you're gonna go outside and applaud to show how much you appreciate the NHS but you voted Tory...
Please shit in your hands before clapping.
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This school year I am 121 with an autistic child who has somehow made it to year 3 being unable to hold a pencil properly.
He did 2 pieces of writing today ('the bus is big' and labelling shapes) baby steps but I'm chuffed and so is he❤
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Happy bornday to me. Out in Ireland 🇮🇪 making 45 look better than ever!!
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In todays installment of 'You couldn't make it up' the fella who:
1. Is anti immigration
2. Tells people fleeing warzones to stay and fight
Is claiming asylum cos hes scared to go jail.
You love to see it
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Wayne Hennessey gave a nazi salute and in his defence said he didnt know what nazis salutes are.
And the F.A said 'k then.
What would’ve sounded ridiculous at the beginning of the decade but actually happened in football?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock
Who's there?
THE CHICKEN 😂😂😂
A year 4 just hit me with this gem😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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My nan has dementia and has come to visit. She said hello when she came in.
I took the rubbish out and she said hello again.
Went to run my son a bath, came back she said hello again.
I'm trying to see the funny side cos if I dont laugh I'm gonna bawl my eyes out.
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There is an autistic child I sometimes support that is largely non verbal but in the last year the ladies who work with him have made incredible progress, to the point that today he pointed to, then said the words 'I want red paint' and I'm am over fuckin joyed☺️ happy days
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No dogs, no Irish, no blacks.
This was the childhood of my parents.
My parents are still alive.
Dickhead.
'Please keep your race relations nonsense on the other side of the pond'
Albie Amankona says Britain is distinct from the United States and does not share its racial history.
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I was 5 the first time someone called me a nigger.
The kid who said it was 5 too.
Some of us dont have the privilege to be 'too young' to talk about racism.
Good morning to everyone except Sesame Street and CNN. No kid at the age they’re into Elmo needs to be talking about racism...especially via cable news.
This is brainwashing and child abuse.
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People defend billionaires as if they are they are only a tenner away from having their own billion, rather than being 1 missed paycheck away from homelessness.
You lot are weirdos.
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Lily Allen
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Flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad:
Dad:
Dad:
Me: We really woulda made this joke pop on Twitter if you hadn't left when I was 2
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Rewatching The Wire and there is this scene where Bunk and McNulty are investigating an old murder, they're in the kitchen and the entire dialogue is variations of the word fuck. 👏🏽👏🏽
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My colleague talking to her year one class about leaves falling
- what does it mean when we have bare trees?
- It means 'lots of trees' miss
I been laughing for 15 minutes😂😂😂
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The news of Ty passing has proper took the wind out of my sails.
We lost a bonafide legend today and worse still, we lost someone that really cared. He cared about the music, the art, the culture.
Til we meet again bro.👊🏽
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43 times around the sun is a helluva reason to celebrate.
I give thanks. ❤
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I know nothing about being trans.
I do however know they are human beings with all the same stresses that comes along with life, like jobs, relationships, bills and such, AND they also have something outside of said norms to deal with.
So mind your business and be kind.
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I watched approx 7 seconds of that Syrian kid being bullied.
Drop his bullies off in Syria and see if they can make it home.
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I'm genuinely alarmed at the number of people that have been convinced the economy is as/ more important than people.
People ARE the economy. Without humans there isn't one, or even a need for one.
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Between the Meghan debacle, that Fox idiot and a white rapper getting punched for saying the N-word mid battle, is it safe to say that mainstream white society has no idea what racism is, how it manifests nor what the causes/effects are?
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If you can formulate an argument against feeding hungry children, your moral compass is askew, your humanity is non existent and you are, quite frankly, a broken individual.
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The use of the word 'Black' lets you know more about this fella than his unseasoned menu does.
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If you ever find yourself in this absurd hypothetical TAKE. THE. MONEY.
I fuckin hate smart dumb people
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Kevin de bruyne has the face of a 9 year old from bermondsey who survives on a diet of saveloy, jam sandwiches and pickled onion monster munch.
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Do you know who benefits from NOT teaching kids sex Ed? ABUSERS.
We're teaching them accurate names for their private parts and bodily autonomy, not the pros and cons of backshot over foot pon shoulder.
I do not want primary school children full stop to have sex education. Nor do I want children to be taught about changing gender. We need to protect their innocence and childhood.
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Tracy Chapman Fast Car is one of the greatest songs in the history of humanity.
Argue with E.T
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I have 1 black parent and 1 white parent.
Sorry mum and dad, I'm off to find some mixed race strangers to talk to.
I prefer them. Morrissey told me I do.
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Morrissey: "Everyone ultimately prefers their own race … does this make everyone racist?”
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This is rape culture.
The idea that men are unable to control their most primal, base urges when in the company of women.
And this, ladies and gents, is from the President of the United States, an odious creature who appeals to the very worst of human nature.
26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?
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My watch has stopped.
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I dOnT wAnT mY kIdS To LeArN aBoUt GaYs
Why stop there? Dont teach em about trees or air or sharks or any other feature of our existence.
You lot are clowns and your small mindedness is making people hide WHO THEY ARE, and there are very few things in life worse than that.
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When Columbo hits you with the 'just one more thing...' you might as well take yourself to jail cos the jig is well and truly up.
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I do not raise my voice to my children.
I do not hit my children.
I do not intimidate my children.
My children are polite, well-behaved, and above average academically.
A parent is a childs 1st teacher. Model the behaviour you want from them and they will copy you.
Yall gon drag me but a father needs to instill a healthy amount of fear in his son early on. Following your father’s direction and understanding authority can literally be the difference between life and death. Esp for young black boys
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Going to bed early.
WHAT SEEMED LIKE TORTURE WHEN YOU WERE A KID BUT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN NOW?
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Im no genius, but dying alone, hooked up to a ventilator as a virus carves alien hieroglyphics into your lungs strikes me as a far greater infringement on ones life and liberty than wearing a face mask.
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I watched as the gunman shot all the people around me, imagine my surprise when he took aim at me.
When I voted Tory last year, I never imagined things would get this bad
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April 2021 marks 10 years since my DF debut vs Micky Worthless.
In that time I was Champ during UKBR peak, battled abroad, worked with Ch4, BBC, ITV, headlined Manny Ritz, took on vets, newcomers and legends from UK, US and Canada and made lasting friendships.
It's been fun❤
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Just found out covid has swept through my entire school. There is only a handful of classes in today and loads of staff have tested positive (and most of us are double jabbed)
But sure, let's open EVERYTHING up cos Boris wants to be popular.
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In the park wearing a Spurs shirt. 4 teenage girls asked do I play for spurs, I said no and they asked can we take a pic with you and pretend your Harry Winks?
I'm not sure that anyone will believe em😂😂
@HarryWinks
#Twins
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@Billie_T
If he played for anyone but us they'd give him the keys to the country, a fully operational ironman suit and let him sell drugs to primary age kids.
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I grew up with a good few Pakistani kids, got some Pakistani friends.
The fuck was KSI thinking?
And before the 'iTs An aBbReViAtiOn' squad chime in, No. No it is not. Its a slur that often accompanied violence in my childhood.
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Dave has proved once again, some white people are more outraged at accusations of racism than they are about actual racism.
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