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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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1. Keep EtH. Give him a 3 year contract before the season starts. 2. Sell the deadwood. Invest £200 to 300mn in the squad. 3. Re-engineer the medical department 4. Demand more from EtH. We cannot skip any of these steps. If we do, we're hanging EtH out to dry. #Mufc
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@Boity @Vodacom The biggest scam is your data expiring. I have never heard of such tosh in my life. I paid for it. Its still there. Why steal it? @Vodacom
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@ItsAthee_ Big respect to the guy. He was taught well. And he also knows not to fuck up his entire life over a small issue. Most people will ridicule him. He didn't let his emotions take over his mental faculties. I would gladly have a drink or 5 with a guy like that.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@UtdPlug @MullockSMirror This is good. Our academy can't perform at the highest level when they get drafted into the team. Ajax is the academy machine. If there's one guy who knows what it takes to build a formidable youth academy that can perform at the highest level straight from Carrington, it is ETH
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@meiliara_n @RickCode The young sister probably spends more time with him during the day while the other two are at school. Makes sense why he'd choose her more over the others.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@Constitution_94 So what, people should just keep backing the ANC because its pro Black and ignore the fact that it's constantly destroying everything in KZN. A province that should be up there with Gauteng in terms of economic development. Instead DBN is being sabotaged by the ANC.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@mufcMPB Would rather we buy Tielemans from Leicester. £15mn should do it. He's a free agent in the summer. PL proven. Fits well with Casemiro alongside. Only 24. He'd be steal. Offer him £150k a week. Sell McTominay.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@mba_lee20 There's no crime in u going to the police or social workers and ask them to investigate the issue. For all u know he could be running a traffic ring right under ur nose. You must also keep documentary evidence for how the body corporate responded to ur suspicions
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@SZondi This is so messed up. Such a dedicated doctor. Recently completed her registraship too. Unbelievable.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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1 year
Remember who called it first @AlfredoPedulla .
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🔴📰 | Atalanta and #mufc want to complete the Rasmus Højlund deal as early as tomorrow, to the point that the striker would not have to be featured for his team's friendly against Bournemouth. [ @AlfredoPedulla ]
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@DasenThathiah What is the risk to the shop owner after the arrest? I imagine these people are not staying in jail. He could still be at risk of "the consequences" as the mafia now knows that they have reported them.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@Vodacom You focking muppets @Vodacom . At least be genuine. Quit sending us prepared text messages here. Not a good look for you. Address the issue. Why do u steal peoples data? Why do your data expire? What are u playing at?
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@ZimasaMatiwane Sensible from him. He's not backing down. Any other party would have been happy with a toothless Ministry like Arts and Culture. They know what got them into Parliament and the job they have to do.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@AsanteOnBoards This should help cut down waiting times for online purchases. With @TAKEALOT we end up waiting close to 3 weeks. And when they do finally deliver ur stuff, they just tell when they're outside that they're delivering ur stuff. Like I'm chained to my house all year. Arrogance!
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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1 year
@BBCAfrica Malema does not speak for the South Africans. Please do not take what he says to be the position of South Africa as a country.
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@Rushsportson2 @Banyana_Banyana I dont know what the intention of this tweet is but the two goals we conceded had nothing to do with the goalkeeper. Half voley into the top corner at pace, and a nicely tucked in corner into the bottom corner. No keeper save those two goals. We dont need this nonsense ryt now
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@ETH_FC1 @BreezyUTD Even the one he missed was actually very cleanly striked
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@ZNonjiji It's called Clubbing. Indicative of a very serious disease in your lungs, heart, kidneys, liver or intestines. Nothing to be celebrated at all.
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@LaJodaEsUnArte @Carra23 Should have bought Martinez. Van Dyk is too tall for the PL
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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10 months
@VehicleTrackerz Tìp of the iceberg. Surely! This clearly happens everyday. Question is WTF are these people coming to do here? Who is housing them? Who is giving them jobs to survive & make a living here.
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@TheTruthPanther Doesnt make sense. So people must start drinking early but still do these crimes.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@Am_Blujay This is why KZN police are sending every Tom Dick and Harry to the 8th floor on a one ticket trip. It is necessary. U cant fight this brazeness with kindness. No chance!
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@HeidiGiokos I hope its not the poor nurses who tried their best under the extreme circumstances. So they had to do something. Blame the CEO & Medical Manager.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@MashitishoA Guy should have used the court proceedings to reduce the maintainance paid to her. Take it down to R20 000.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@sam_xgx At what cost though? MK is just the ANC called by another name. When the dust settles, corruption sky rockets. We shouldnt complain when things goes belly up in the province bcos of who we voted.
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@TffUTD @alanshearer @RestIsFootball Shearer was just bitter that his club was knocked out of Europe completely. Very unprofessional.
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2 years
@CharlieMorley_ We're winning the lot.
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@bonglez Now we're gonna spend 3 years trying to find out who stole the money. There are ppl who are employed in these entities who's primary job is to stop exactly these kind of things from happening. They don't. We all look surprised. I don't get it. One month is all it should take!
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@LJGLA_ He deserves it. For Pogmentary. For rejecting a ridiculous contract of 400k a week to go out on a free hoping that Real Madrid will snatch him up, only to take on 150kpw at Juventus. For disrespecting the club & wanting to recover in Dubai. For feigning an injury vs LIV.
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@TheTruthPanther They shouldn't start school in SA to begin with. Go home!
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@Boity @Vodacom @ICASA_org why aren't enforcing your own rules and regulations
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@USAmbRSA I'm gonna need you to make another video real quick. Spell out the apology like you did the allegations. You cost the country money. This is serious business. And when you're done, please resign & go back home.
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@Am_Blujay I never drive anywhere during the Easters. May their soul RIP
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@UtdPlug I dont believe a single word on the sale by the Athletic. The Athletic has Lauri Whitwell who for the last 7 months has been used by SJR as his mouthpiece.
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@AyandaMaqhoboza
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@Mwebantu @Ruraltarain_2 So Zambians are Xenophobic then?!
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2 years
@ESPNUK Darwin didn't learn anything from this. He's doing the same in the PL.
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1 year
@ZANewsFlash Closure will kill the business more. Might as well sell now while the brand can sell itself.
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@MissNtabeni He is getting healthier. We should applaud him for it.
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@TboozeSA Been working in the public sector for the past 11 years. Never took lunch. Always felt bad leaving for lunch when there's a queue of people. Until June this year when I got admitted for collapsing at work after I missed breakfast and didn't have lunch either. Now I take lunch
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@UtdFaithfuls But what this also shows is the importance of Ronaldo staying in the box and occupying the two CB. By him running to their goal, he's opening loads of space behind him for our players to run into and get tap ins.
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@FrankKhalidUK Boely is buying & selling players so fast even the teammates don't know who's in the squad & who isn't. It's like joining high school from primary level. Everyone is new. Everyone doesn't know anyone else.
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@Mtamerri @RSASIU Maybe you should file an affidavit and provide an invoice to this effect.
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@AdvoBarryRoux Reveal the name of the official who helped him do this nonsense.
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@PaulinaM1306 Very true. I went to Mozambique Ponto d'Oro in 2016 and discovered that not everyone actually goes to school there. Schools are too far. So most people just teach themselves woodwork and sell that for a living. Even the Grant. Not a lot of countries gives away money for free
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@Plettigoal @picturealliance No, we're not. He's average. A bottler. Lots of development ahead of him. Bayern is actually a good place for him. We don't want him.
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@Keagh_Bathong @ItsAthee_ Yes. In the grand scheme of things. If he retaliated, hes in jail and probably looses his livelihood, his family, his income, his personal relationships. Its an accident. Shes not dead or injured clearly. So yes. Its a small issue.
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@Football__Tweet That is why the MLS is not very competitive and will never grow to become one of the top 5 leagues in the world. Theres no reward for winning. No consequence for loosing.
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@LungaSliq @RenaldoGouws @PhumlaniMMajozi @bluebenisrael @alfred_cabonena I am unfollowing and blocking Phumlani Majozi. Apartheid apologist. Votsek.
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@GaytonMcK 1. This nothing to do with you suddenly seeing the light. It is not a principled stance. Don't make it look like one. 2. The EFF doesn't want to include u at Ekurhuleni. 3. You're revolting against "disrespect" as u call it.
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@TakaTina1 Even if they install another track, the one that u pay for should still be able to locate ur car.
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@goolammv He shot himself in the foot when he accepted Dali Mpofu whos a known close ally to JZ.
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@TenHagEra Good for him. Inter Milan are a good club. They will win the league again next season. CL football.
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@UnitedStandMUFC De Gea distribution was top class tonight. He was stepping out to collect as well.
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@DanCricket93 It will be India and we have no chance with them. But I'd much rather we played England. They can be beaten. India has no weakness in their team.
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@koko_matshela The most useless article ever. 1. A political head instructs the right political subordinates to deal with what they collectively believe is an internal threat to the political survival of the organisation. 2. No link between Dantyi & Mkhwebane. Just clutching at straws realy
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@therealstevenpi Congratulations sir. Lampard needs ur help at Everton. Go there.
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@UnitedStandMUFC I am gutted. Loved him as a defender. Him and Martinez would have been a craze mental partnership. Red cards everywhere. Hope he enjoyes Saudi Arabia.
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@dr_dotz Consortium on the cards? Surgeon diagnose the breast tumour. Radiologist with the staging CT. Nuclear Medicine for organ function analysis. Histopathologist for histology tumour diagnosis after tumour resection. Oncologist for chemo-radiation. Plastic surgeon for breast implant
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@green_terro @ZANewsFlash It is though. The truck industry is deliberately destroying the rail network so they can benefit from coal transportation business.
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2 years
@szmopb At least 4 of the goals we conceded yesterday were partly because of hesitation to dominate the 6 yard box in the air. Even Nunez header in the 2nd half was totally catchable. No pace on the cross. Shoulder height. 1 meter from his goaline.
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@SIGHLENCEE @UTDTrey He never would have survived under ETH. He jogs. ETH dropped Sancho at the first sign of being lazy. Same reason why Real Madrid didn't go for him despite the fact that he was free. Top teams needs grafters.
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@FootballReprt @eurofootcom Why is Ircadi applauding off the ground.
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@HloniBontle You're a toxic girlfriend. You're one of those people who suffocate your boyfriend with the whole of you. He can't breathe because you're always there. He is not allowed to have hobbies in your life. That is not healthy. You have to change.
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@richardquest We have destroyed the grid infrastructure ourselves in the last decade no doubt, but half our problems is being asked by the West to decommission our coal baseload in exchange for some loans to go the Renewable Energy route. RE is not sustainable.
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@ZANewsFlash @IOL Pretty sure the KZN government gave him new Toyota Fortuners in the last 18 months or so. Why TF are we giving him another premium car like this one?
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@FoxCricket 10 wickets. 80 overs. 40 overs old soft ball. Everything is in their favour. If they loose their first wicket, they need to send in Travis Head or Marsh to move the game on quickly. The defensive players can come in at the end when they might be a need 4 a blockathon
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@USAmbRSA You're no different to Ambasador Williams that the US sent to engineer the demise of Nkwameh Nkrumah in Ghana when he started talking about unifying Africa & creating a currency that will compete with the dollar. BRICS & the threat of dedolarisation makes this scenario true.
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@BruceBruny @Our_DA Nope. In fact, the IFP wanted the Speaker post. I don't understand why the DA keep blaming Action SA. Pure arrogance of unprecedented proportions.
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@UnitedStandMUFC @reluctantnicko PR spin. Whenever ManUnited want to spin a positive from a bad situation, they always attach ETH name onto it. Rice is well advanced in negotiations with Arsenal. Club should have made a move for him long ago. They know its just noise. Noise to fill a vacant space.
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@GironaFC That was intense. A release. A big sigh of relief. All emotions for the last 5 years in one. Happy for him. Hope its the start of something special. I will be watching all Girona games in La liga
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@SibandaAst39085 @BBK29_ @thatom_thatom @pmcafrica Call the labour department, I dont care. Its not my job as a customer to pay ur living wage. My job is to pay my bill. End of.
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@utdmotion Not happening mate. We still have Spurs, Newcastle, Liverpool away. We should actually worry about top 4 at the minute. Spurs are now 3 points behind us.
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During Covid @CyrilRamaphosa rounded up every Minister & forced them to speak to us literally every week. Why can't #Loadshedding be treated with the same urgency. Its a national crisis. We should be doing everything possible to end it right now. Unless if its not #StandUpSA
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@UnitedStandMUFC @NewsUnitedStand I'd take him in a heartbeat. If you want a midfielder, go to Germany. If you want a striker, go to Serbia or Czech. If you want a defender, go to France.
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@MarvelHlungwan This is amazing. The younger and more qualified, the better. I hope every DoH provincial government copy this model. Instead of just appointing "comrades"
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@utdreport Still don't think he was injured. It was more about he needs to get his fitness up to the level of the PL. Club couldn't afford another Scamacca situation. Player pulls an ACL in his first game of the same. So for 3 weeks they built up his fitness levels. Also drilled in tactics
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@mba_lee20 The Children's Act mandates every adult who suspects sexual assault of any kind to report it to the Department of Social Department or law enforcement. The bar is suspicion. It doesn't say u need to have proof for it. So the body corporate is also complicit there.
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@PhotoColman If this evidence was true & substantive, she would take it to the police. She has nothing! It's a ploy to delay the committee from making negative findings against her just until her term of office come to an end in Oct.
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@TheEuropeanLad @MikeVerweij We got scammed. No doubt about it. Apparently Ajax annual turnover is 120million. They just got 90million from selling one player. That is 75% of their annual budget.
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If we gave him a series of 5 to 10 games at CDM's, he would have thrived for us. I still feel it wouldnt be bad business to buy him for £15mn, and then get another more mobile CDM like Fofana. Sell Casemiro.
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What were your thoughts on Sofyan Amrabat yesterday? @ManUtd
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@MadridXtra Basically Rodrygo needs to get at Akanji. Turn him inside out. He is a right footer playing at LB. Not very quick.
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@GaytonMcK I am very disappointed in you Gayton. Joburg is the epitome of what Coalition can deliver South Africans in the future. You cannot shit on that by voting with the EFF & ANC.
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@PovertykillerB @GNev2 We sacked the only person who knew what to do with this club.
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@goolammv Basically the EFF are extortionists. What's the difference between what the EFF does by blackmailing people & force them to pay bribes vs what the construction mafia does I.e we want 30% of the job u do or ur whole project goes kaboom! Disgusting behaviour.
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@Boity Like anything else in life, u can have it but in moderation. It can't be ur daily meal for weeks or months on end. Also, can't have a whole 2 litre of it in one sitting. Have a decent portion. Apply this rule across all everything u eat and u will be fine.
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@UsherKomugisha Wow. I didn't know this. Algeria is us. We are Algeria.
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@UtdEIIis Having said that, I genuinely don't think Shaw is a terrible footballer. I think he's a player who suffered the most in the last year under OGS. Told to babysit Maguire. Don't cross the halfway line so u can run back & cover for him. At times he ran past Maguire...
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@ForeverTahj Botswana has a death sentence. Probably why they're not shocked.
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@Mtamerri @RSASIU Did u do a lot of these R10 000 transactions without paperwork?
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@GershomMayana This is unacceptable. You cannot speak to your subordinates like this. Poppy wants to be the Deputy Minister of Health in the upcoming Cabinet reshuffle, so she's acting as if she's on top of things. She's not. This is PR. She can votsek back to her office.
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@RSASIU @Eskom_SA As Black South Africans we rightly get sensitive when people paint us with the same brush of being corrupt, but in cases like this it makes it makes it harder and harder to defend our own.
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@mufc_dan87 😀😂🤣😅😀😂😅😀 Southgate is ruthless with people who misbehave & disrespect his staff and himself in the camp.
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@OlwethuVilakazi Triage system clearly doesnt work in that Casualty or OPD department. The nurse who did vitals for the patient should have realised how sick that patient is & intervened by pushing the pt to the front of the queue to be attended to urgently.
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@TimesLIVE Why is coal going abroad??!! Who is buying the coal that we're being told to stop burning & sit in the dark??!!
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@UnitedStandMUFC @Matt_Law_DT Yea, he's not starting a single game for ManUnited. Unless if Southgate is planning to organise private matches to improve his fitness. It's not happening.
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@UnitedStandMUFC Has to be Bruno. Didn't put a foot wrong tonight. Shaw was brilliant. Fred very good. Think Sancho & Antony were probably the only two weak links in that starting line up.
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@Mo_Magoda @Ennette_Gwala Holy shit. This makes more sense.
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@ESPNUK Potter need to take Brighton to Europe first. Then he needs to leave and go to a club like Ajax or Lille or Sevilla or Dortmund or RB Leipzig. Learn European football. Then come back to a top 6 team in the PL. He's not ready for a club like Chelsea yet.
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